A/N: So yeah… eh heh heh heh… I'm bored as hell and that's why I write stories. I have nothing better to do and I live the loser's life. I sit back and not go anywhere because my parents are strict because you know how them Asian parents are.
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.
Chappie # 3 Continue with the dateLast time: "Man she did a number on you huh?" Inuyasha speculated, "What'd ya do touch her?" "No! I was just that good." Sango exclaimed.
Now: "Feh," replied Inuyasha, "For all we know you probably threatened him to say that you did strip and then bonked him on the head to make him look like that." "Think what you want to think Inuyasha." Said Sango in her matter of fact voice.Miroku was quiet through out the whole argument. Man she's different. Most girls wouldn't have gone through with it and then tease me while doing it. I think I got a crush…
They whole group kept on playing truth or dare for the rest of the night. It was around one o' clock in the morning when the laughing stopped and Inuyasha decided to take Kagome home. Miroku didn't know where Sango lived and she was to drunk to tell him. He couldn't just leave her there or at the bus stop. Oh well I hope she doesn't mind me taking her home with me… thought Miroku. Miroku gathered Sango up in his arms and walked out to his car and drove home. He stopped in front of a large deluxe condo near a beach. He kicked his door open and walked up stairs to his room. He laid Sango down on his king sized bed and proceeded to undress him self all the way down to his black silk boxers. He took off Sango's flip-flops and covered her with his blanket. He got in beside her and fell asleep immediately.
Monday Morning: "Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!" What's weirder then finding your self in a totally different room then your own and then finding your date sleeping peacefully beside you?
Sango jumped off the bed and Miroku fell off the side when he heard a loud yell. He groggily rubbed his eyes open and saw his date looking at him with anger. Oh this must look very bad to her. Got to explain before she gets violent.
"Uh, it's not what you think!" Miroku explained as he waved his hands in front of him.
"Oh yeah, then what am I doing in your bed!" Sango yelled.
"I didn't know where you lived so I thought you wouldn't mind sleeping at my place!" Miroku rushed on.
"Ah, save it, what ever. You got some aspirin, I have a killer head ache." Sango said as she rubbed her temples.
"Um, yeah I do. It's down in the kitchen." Miroku yawned.
Sango followed Miroku down into the large marble kitchen. Sango looked the kitchen up and down came to the conclusion that this bitch was rich.
"You have a really nice place." Sango said.
"Thanks…" Miroku grabbed a bottle of Advil from the top of his fridge and poured a glass of warm water for Sango. She took them and popped them into her mouth and swallowed while Miroku watched her with interest.
"Would you like some breakfast my lady." Miroku asked grinning.
"Isn't it to early to be flirting and yes I would like some breakfast. But first I suggest that you make your self decent." Sango huffed. She didn't really mind he was half naked because his body was like wow in her eyes. He had a nicely sculpted chest and cut abs. And he had those cut lines on both sides or his stomach that always drove Sango crazy. She had to make him dress because she didn't want any dirty thoughts to slip into her head, not that they haven't before.
Miroku looked at him self and smiled. He ran up stairs and quickly came down in a black wife beater and gray sweats. He made breakfast and Sango ate. After everyone was done Sango got her slippers and demanded that Miroku drive her back to her home. She gave him directions and she went up stairs to go brush her teeth, wash her face, comb her hair into a pony tail, and change into sweats. To her surprise Miroku was waiting down stairs for her. She hopped into the car and they drove off.
"Okay you can stop here." Sango said.
"Would you like to go out after your done with your class?" Miroku asked.
"Uh sure. But don't you have something to do?" Sango asked.
"Not really but if you don't mind I would like to join your class."
"Sure what the hell ever. That's 50 bucks an hour on your head and it's not my money so suit yourself…" said Sango as she rushed into the door with Miroku in tow.
Kagome was waiting for Sango in the dojo. The whole class was there and was wondering why their sensei was late. Before the clock hit 2:30 Sango ran in panting. She bent over to catch her breath and… rub rub rub. Oh no he didn't! Sango turned around and slapped Miroku on the arm leaving a stinging red handprint. Every one in the class was surprised that she didn't beat the living hentai out of him.
"Okay every body I would like to introduce a new class mate of yours. His name is Miroku…"
"Houshi!" Miroku chimed.
"Yeah, houshi… he will be joining the class just for today to observe what we all actually do here. Okay everyone, warm ups." Sango clapped her hands twice and everyone was on the ground doing splits and touching their ankles. Sango caught Miroku eyeing the woman doing splits and the women doing splits eyeing him. Sango scoffed in her mind and dragged Miroku down and made him do a split which he could not accomplish. Sango sighed and then called the class up and had them do their daily drills of perfecting their knife edge kicks and sparing with one another. Miroku sat on the side lines to watch the women fight with one another and enjoyed it a little bit to much so Sango bonked him on the head and had him spare with one of the men. You'd think that Miroku's ass would've gotten whooped but… he's a black belt in Judo. Who would've known.
Sango dragged the two men apart and spared with Miroku herself just to see how good he was. "So you know Judo huh?" Sango asked.
"Why yes I do lady Sango."
"Then show me what you got." Sango ran to Miroku and landed a hook kick to his neck causing Miroku to fall. She was about to bring her foot down unto his back until he rolled out of the way and grabbed her foot and twisted it. Sango kneeled down and rubbed her foot. She dusted her self off and got back into her fighting position. Miroku was smiling at her which pissed her off. She slowly made her way up to him and threw a left hook punch at him and got the target. She right hook punched him but this time he grabbed her arm and flipped her. Now if it wasn't for Miroku's quick thinking then Sango's head would've hit the ground. Miroku held his ground and lifted Sango's head and tried to kiss her! Right in the middle of class! Sango blushed and turned her head so the kiss was to her cheek.
Sango got up out of his grasp and touched her cheek. "Okay everyone, class is over for today." Sango said. She grabbed her gym bag and rushed out the door before Kagome could call out her name. Sango waited beside Miroku's car until her came out a little after Sango with 4 women crowding about him. Seeing this made Sango angry so she called out his name in a sharp bark which made the other women scurry away. Miroku smiled at her and rubbed his neck in apology.
"Miroku I want you to take me home so I can shower."
"Can I join you?"
"No! now either you take me home or I'm not going anywhere with you!"
"Hai."
Miroku drove to Sango's home slowly and got there 15 minutes later. "Could you drive any slower?" Sango exaggerated.
"Why yes I can, would you like me to?" Miroku grinned.
Sango sighed and huffed. She climbed out of her car and walked up the front steps of the building. "Would you like to come up stairs?" Sango asked. Miroku nodded in reply and parked the car before following her up. Sango swore to Kami that she could feel his eyes leering at her ass. She banged on the door twice and a young man opened it. Miroku became suspicious.
"Miroku this is my otouto Kohaku, Kohaku this is my friend Miroku." Sango explained. Miroku raised an eyebrow in understanding and Kohaku glared at him.
Man this boy must be protective of his sister. Thought Miroku. Kohaku kissed his sister on the cheek and left locking the door behind him. Miroku sat down on one of the couches and looked over Sango's home. It was pretty cool. It had a hippy look to it. To what Miroku assumed was Sango's room the door way was shielded with beads. The living room was a melon green color with green and baby blue bean bag chairs and a large red couch. The curtains were lace and covered with shiny pearl beads and in the corners were large standing colored lamps. The rug on the floor had an Indian design and the kitchen was a deep red wine color.
Now if only he can explore Sango's room. Sango came out of her room with a towel and some other toiletry things. "Feel free to look around." Sango said. Miroku nodded again and went into her room. Her room was a dark navy blue color. She had a wooden bed set with a large king mattress. It was covered in black silk sheets. Her curtains were of green lace with the same pearly beads decorating them. Her vanity mirror was black marble and had dim lights lighting up the mirror's corners. Miroku liked Sango's room, it was very mysterious and sheek at the same time. Very sexy in his book.
Miroku heard the shower turn on and he had an idea. He chuckled to him self and headed to the bathroom. It wasn't hard to find because her apartment wasn't as big as his condo. He turned the door knob and it clicked open. He went in and saw Sango's foggy figure behind the glass to her shower. Miroku bit his lip and hopped he wouldn't die when he did this and stripped off his clothes. He slid open the door to the shower and hopped in. The shower was bigger then he thought and Sango was at least three feet in front of him scrubbing her hair and humming. Miroku walked closer and closer and slowly he slid his arms around her waist.
Sango felt a pair of arms wrapping around her waist and yelped. The perpetrator pulled her closer so their bodies pressed together and she struggled. The person didn't let go and Sango realized that it was that hentai date of hers. Damn you Miroku! I will get you, you hentai! And I now just how to do it…
Sango smiled to herself and thought that there was nothing better then giving men blue balls. Sango ceased her struggling and turned her slick wet body around so she can face the person who held her. She saw Miroku's grin and came in for a kiss.
Saying that Miroku was surprised is and understatement. He opened his mouth and licked her bottom lip, begging for her to let him enter. Sango wrapped her now free arms around his neck and pulled him down closer to her. She pressed her chest against his and rubbed her lower waist against his erected penis. He groaned in her mouth. Miroku's hands started to wander around her body and Sango's wandered down to the jackpot. Sango grabbed his member harshly between her hot fingers and used her thumb to rub the tip of his head. Miroku sucked in his breath pushed himself fully into her hands.
Sango knew that he was getting carried away so she let go, turned off the shower and hopped out of the bathroom and into her room. Miroku stood there shocked beyond belief at what Sango just did. He got out of the shower and grabbed the extra clean towel in the bathroom and ran to Sango's room. He opened the door and Sango just finished pulling a T-shirt and jeans on. Miroku groaned in his mind. Why did she do that? That was not fun at all. Now how am I supposed to get rid of this boner?
"No hentai allowed!" Sango yelled as she threw a pillow at Miroku's soaking form. He jumped out of the way and jumped onto Sango's bed. Sango grumbled and decided not to attack him. Miroku laid won and crossed his arms under his head.
"Sango dear, would you care to get my clothes? I'm afraid they're still in the bathroom…" Sango left her room reluctantly and came back with Miroku's clothes, she threw it at his face but unfortunately he caught them. He dressed in front of Sango's blushing figure and ran his hands through his short wet hair. Sango in the mean time was tying up her hair into a high ponytail. She stuck on some lip-gloss and turned around to find Miroku still leaning on her bed side.
"If you're ready then lets go." Sango said.
"Okay then, I know the perfect place, it's called Away Café ."
"I don't care what the name is, lets just go." Sango huffed.
A/N: The end of the world is coming! Anyways I love to leave people hanging by a thread. I feel that there are to many limes in the stories that I right and it's kinda getting old so there might not be any limes for a while. That does not mean that there won't be any lemons but the lemon will probably come in at least 3 or 5 more chappies. I think that this will be a very short chapter story, 10 at the most.
