First, thank you thank you to those who reviewed. 8)

Second, just want to make something crystal clear - I -LUV- the Kataang ship, seriously honestly and truthfully. I just found out very recently that it seems like I was making fun of Aang x Katara. Nothing can be further from the truth; I'm even working on a Kataang fic myself.

Third, a few feedback replies.

Hopless Romantic Kitty said, "Did you mean what I think you meant?"

Me: (grins) Whether or not the AtLB creators intended it, Jun does look like a dominatrix. XD And I make the observation with all due respect. I do think Jun is an interesting character.

Deamon Fire said, "You should give the other two Avatars names. It would make things much easier to understand."

Me: I do want to, but those two other Avatars are (nameless) canon characters which have been introduced in the series during the episode 'The Avatar State'.

Fourth, just a little heads up. This is the second to the last chapter. Expect about a dozen conversations in the 7th chapter.

Fifth, if you're going to review - will appreciate it if let me know which you think is the least funny or the unfunniest conversation so that I can dissect and try to figure out how to improve it. For now, I think the last two conversations in this chapter are the weakest in the entire collection thus far. Felt old to me, but still am crossing my fingers and a-hoping they still tickle some funny bones.

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Avatar Roku - plain text
Avatar Kyoshi - bold text
Male Waterbender Avatar - italicized text
Female Airbender Avatar - underlined text

Summary: Avatar conversations during the finale of Season One and through the first four episodes of Season Two.

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At the North Pole
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... Aang will be here soon. Are you all certain none of you know who the Moon and Ocean Spirits are?

(bothered) I was a waterbender, but even I don't know that.

(worried) ... What are we supposed to do then?

... I suppose I'll have to ask Koh. ... Where is Kyoshi?

She said she had to go get something.

Nevermind her. Roku, it's no good going to Koh youself. He'll never tell you or any of us what we need to know. You know how he is.

... He's right. Koh will just waste our time playing mind games with us. ... Aang would have a much better chance getting him to talk. Koh always underestimates children, but... we can't just let Aang face him...

Can you think of another idea?

... Aang's here.

... We've no choice, Roku. You'll have to send Aang to Koh. Make sure he knows just how dangerous Koh is. We'll just have to put our faith in the boy.

Good luck, Roku, and may the Spirits keep Aang safe.

(leaves)

... Where is Kyoshi anyway?

She went to get-

Never mind. It was just a rhetorical question.

(while the three incarnations waited tensely for Aang to climb out of Koh's lair, Kyoshi finally returned)

You just sent Aang in there!

There was no other way, Kyoshi... Koh is the only one who knows who are the Moon and Ocean Spirits.

(is impatient) I know that, but I wanted Aang to have this! (holds out a package)

... What is that?

A mask, you idiots!

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Go
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On the way back to the Earth Kingdom
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... I have a very bad feeling about this.

... You mean about Aang having nightmares when he's in the Avatar State?

... It is a warning.

... Oh no, not again... they're going to run into an imbecile who thinks the Avatar State can be used as a weapon, aren't they?

(multiple sighs of dread)

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Stop
Go
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In the Cave of the Two Lovers
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Hmm... I should remind Aang that he can at the very least firebend a flame.

No.

You heard Katara. They're going to kiss. If you remind Aang he can firebend a light for them, they might not kiss.

She's right. Not a word to Aang, Roku.

... But they're frightened out of their wits.

They'll be fine for just a few moments in the dark.

(hold breaths in anticipation as Aang and Katara lean towards each other... darkness falls; crystals light up)

... Did they kiss?

... I don't know.

(wishing they were some place far away from the other two incarnations)

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Stop
Go
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At Omashu Again
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That Fire Nation baby is so adorable! ♥ I can't wait when Aang has children of his own.

Fire Nation children are always adorable.

Water Tribe kids are cuter.

... I do not desire another argument with you about who Aang should be with.

Well then, you should stop with the hinting.

Hinting?

Fire Nation children are always adorable?

It is true.

Well, it's also true that Water Tribe kids are cuter than Fire Nation brats.

They are not brats.

Juveniles then.

(glares at each other)

(thinking that Aang's children should be airbenders)

(thinking that Aang should have several complete sets)

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In the Swamp
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(is happy happy happy)

? What's she so happy about?

She thinks an airbender made that twister.

... That does seems plausible.

(very excited) I also think that girl Aang dreamt about is an airbender! I really -really- hope so.

(smiles slightly) I assume you want her and Aang together.

Yes!

... But Aang likes Katara.

I know, but they're both still very young. They may just fall in love with other people, and it would be so nice if Aang's with another airbender.

(cannot complain)

(feeling very smug)

(is mentally adding to list of eligible candidates for Aang's harem)

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