(sighs) Sorry, everyone. I reviewed/reedited/rewrote those dozen or so conversations I mentioned before and I just can't do it - I can't post them. I just don't find them funny enough. All I can present to you now is the one conversation that managed to passed my nitpicky brain. May it make the corners of your mouth twitch even a little.

On Feedback - knowing what other people think is funny, not so funny and not at all funny is precious to me. I have been making a guide of sorts from readers' feedback of this series. If I ever make more Avatar conversations, I'll be using that guide to... uh... guide me.

Replying to feedback:

kittyda1stmate - I dont get it? what did Master Pakku do? (chapter 1)

Me: He and Roku (in Aang's body) got into a very big waterbending fight. 8)

Hopless Romantic Kitty - Do you think that they did kiss in the cave?

Me: I really don't know. XD

Liselle129 - since time is meaningless there, if she was an airbender, she could well be his daughter

Me: Woah... I -like- your theory. Yeah, I think that is very possible. 8)

ardy1 - So why didn't this appear on lj - or did I miss something? And did you just have to of the incarnates considering sex with each other? Somehow, given they all share a spirit, that seems a bit twisted.

Me: (cannot think of an answer)

Avatar Roku - plain text
Avatar Kyoshi - bold text
Male Waterbender Avatar - italicized text
Female Airbender Avatar - underlined text

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(feeling very sad and depressed)

(tries to cheer her up) At least there are people living at the Northern Air Temple. They think of it as home.

(still very gloomy)

(tries as well) They did manage to defend the temple against the invasion force. I do not think there will be another attempt anytime soon.

(feels even more down)

(sarcastic) Oh great, Roku. You just had to go and remind her that there may be another Fire Nation attack.

(defensive) That was not my intention.

(tut tuts and addresses the sad airbender Avatar) Didn't that machinist say that they're adding a bathhouse to the temple?

(blinks and gives Kyoshi a surprised look) ... Yes.

You like baths, don't you? Everyone likes baths.

... Yes.

Good. It's settled then. We're going to that new bathhouse that everyone's been talking about.

Huh?

... You mean the one that Yubaba opened last week.

Yes, that's the one.

... Good luck. That place is always full, and they say they're booked til next season.

You tried to get a reservation?

I did. No good. Yubaba's prioritizing gods and goddesses for now and that's just for reservations.

I have reservations.

(is stunned)

... You do?

(nods nods) It wasn't easy; I had to call in a favor with that old crone. You'll come with me, right? You two also.

Of course.

You don't have to ask me twice. I've been wanting to see for myself if that bathhouse is as great as they say it is.

Good. It's settled then.

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While waiting in line at the very crowded bathhouse
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... Kyoshi?

Yes, Roku?

... You did reserve two baths, right?

Why should I?

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Yes, ladies and gentlemen. Avatar Kyoshi doesn't believe in bath segregation. Were you surprised? As for what happens next, I leave it up to your imagination and kudos if you know who Yubaba is and if you don't - I highly -highly- recommend Hayao Miyasaki's Spirited Away, which I love to bits and pieces.