A/N: So this is the end? Mu ha ha ha ha ha!
Disclaimer: Don't own it, don't want to!
EpilogueA year later after the 'incident' Miroku and Sango where happily married. Inuyasha was the best man and Kagome the bride's maid. Everything was perfect, from top to bottom.
Sango was a month pregnant and was expecting a baby boy. While shopping at Victoria's secret Miroku got lost amongst the underwear. "Miroku! Honey? Where are you?" Sango called out. He's probably harassing some poor woman…
"Look at all the underwear!" Miroku stated excitedly while picking out some Sango to wear. Well the skimpy ones anyways. He drooled at all the attractive women who saw and immediately moved away from him, with their under garments in hand. It was odd having a pervert in the store. It wasn't quit as pleasant.
Sango moved along among the open space and then between the aisles until she finally bumped into something that sent her sprawling to the floor. "Ano, Gomen nasai Ms. I wasn't watching where I was going." Said the voice. Sango looked up in surprise.
"Miroku honey! I have been looking everywhere for you. You haven't been stalking some poor woman have you?" Sango snapped while dragging off 'Miroku'. "Um, Ms? I'm not Miroku." Said the voice again. Sango turned around and looked at the stranger. He looked exactly like Miroku. "What are you talking about honey? I would know your face anywhere. Now stop pretending and come on!" Sango dragged the dumb founded stranger to the cashier.
Miroku was looking for his wife until he spied… "Hmmm… who is that man with Sango?" Miroku mused.
20 minutes later while the man struggled an iron grip
"I'm trying to tell you, I'm not Miroku!" said the man while trying to pry off Sango's hand. "Miroku, if you stop acting like a dumb ass then I'll give you a special present…" Sango bribed and arched an eyebrow. That certainly quieted the stranger who got all dreamy eyes. "Okay." He slurred.
"Um Sango koi, what are you doing with this person?" the real Miroku asked out of the blue. Sango wiped her head around and stared at him and then back at the stranger who was closing in for a kiss. Sango jumped back in surprise and let the stranger fall on his face. "I, I'm sorry! I didn't know." Sango breathed.
"Didn't know what?" Miroku asked while examining the man on the floor. "I didn't know that that person wasn't really you! He looks just like you Miroku kun!" Sango said loudly. Miroku leaned in closer and helped up the stranger. After trying to help dust off his clothes Miroku had a good look at his own reflection.
"Holy shit!" both yelled out in unison while jumping back from each other.
This is him! Moushin told me about my brother. I didn't think I would meet him so soon. Heck! I didn't even want to meet him at all. I gotta get out of here quick. Maybe next year I'll get to know him.
"Who the heck are you?" the other asked. Miroku's eyes darted about for an exit. "Uh, I'm a ghost." Miroku sang in the mellow dramatic Tv ghost voice. He waved his arms about threateningly. Sango gave a confused look. What the hell is Miroku kun talking about?
"What are you talking about a ghost?" the other person asked. "Uh, I don't know!" Miroku quickly grabbed Sango's hand and dashed as far away as possible from his long lost brother and into the ladies room. He locked the door securely and caught his breath.
"Man was that close…" Miroku muttered under his breath. "What was close and who was that?" Sango asked. "You know Sango, I'll tell you about it soon enough. Right now I want to say that I love you." Miroku pulled her into a tight embrace and gave her a soft kiss.
"I love you too."
A/N: There might be a sequel. I just have to think about it first.
