A/N: I haven't gotten almost any reviews for this story. I only got one review and to that one loyal reviewer I thank you very much. I'd mention your name but unfortunately it has been awhile since I checked the stats for that story. I guess nobody loves me anymore… Oh well, I guess that's just the way it is… Enjoy!

Chappie # 5 Babies…

As Sango finished changing she turned around and called Miroku out so he can change then she walked away to leave him to his privacy.

"Lady Sango, you can watch me change if you want! I know the feeling!"

Sango's face did the impression of a tomato. "Hentai!" Sango yelled over her shoulder. She walked further back to camp hoping that a wild boar youkai would find and eat Miroku the houshi.

There was nothing to do at camp really except watching Inuyasha, which isn't as amusing as Sango thought it would be. All he did was sit in a baka tree and sniff the air occasionally. It was nothing new. Sango sighed and looked around the camp a bit. If they were going to settle here for tonight then she had to gather some firewood. Sango headed off into the forest with her Hiraikotsu in tow. It took her some time to find an armload of wood to start the fire. As a slayer she wasn't use to looking for firewood. She was use to beating the kuso out of cocky youkai and then killing them. Ah, how she missed those days of being called out to complete missions. Once she got her little brother back she would go back to her old way of life.

Sango set the wood down in the middle of the clearing and began rubbing the sticks together. Not long after smoke began to arise from the smoldering sticks. Sango still rubbed it furiously but was unable to get the fire fully going.

"Lady Sango, let me help you!" Miroku yelled as he ran up to Sango's side. Sango made a face at the space intrusion and whacked Miroku on the legs with both the sticks. Hard.

"Take them, and make sure the fire is big enough to last through the night." Sango commanded Miroku. He looked all the more happy to be serving her. She thought he was an odd little man. Sango sat back and watched as Miroku began to struggle to even have the sticks smoke.

"There he is! Get him!" yelled a crowd of feminine voices. Sango whipped her head around and saw a crowd of woman rushing towards Miroku. Some looked happy and some looked very, very, very angry. Bewildered, Miroku dropped the sticks and got up. A smile spread over his face when all the women soon surrounded him.

"Would you do me the honor of having my children?" Miroku asked as he came to one of the women. He got a smack from one of them and then a reply.

"I already had your child you good for nothing houshi!" Miroku's smile faltered and then he fell face first into the dirt. Inuyasha's head turned and he hopped down from the tree and headed over to where all the commotion was.

"What the heck is going on!" Inuyasha yelled his lungs out.

"I had that perverts child is what!"

"Yeah! I did too!"

"Me too!"

"Me three!"

"I also bore you a child!" all the women began yelling at once and then Sango decided that it would be best if she stepped in to save her companion. If it was true that the houshi left behind unknown offspring then it is only right that the houshi took care of them.

"Wait! Ladies, ladies... I assure you that I did not leave you all pregnant." Miroku chided as he back away slowly from the group of angry women.

"Where are your children then?" Sango demanded from the group. As if they had seen her for the first time ever they gave their attention towards Sango. Inuyasha snickered behind Sango and glanced over Miroku's stunned face and laughed.

"Our children are being cared for by a midwife in a nearby village." One of the older women said.

"Then the houshi and I will go see these 'children' of his to confirm your story." Sango said sternly. If these women were lying then they will get a stern talking to by Sango. They headed off towards the village that the group pointed to. Inuyasha was left behind at the camp laughing at his friend's misfortune.

As they reached the village, all that could be heard was screaming and crying. Everyone rushed into a hut expecting blood and gore only to find the village midwife running around frantically trying to calm each child down. All the mothers went to their children in order to calm them down themselves and they dismissed the midwife.

"All of these children you see here today are the children of that houshi over there." Some one spoke out rather rudely. Sure the women were ashamed that the houshi seduced them into having his children, but they were man enough to seek him out.

"Houshi?" Sango arched a delicate eyebrow at Miroku and Miroku looked up weakly. He never thought that he would actually have children when he bedded any of the women but it seems that he was very potent the time that his all around circle affair went on. How he regretted not keeping his robes closed. He would never sleep with another woman again.

"I reassure you lady Sango, there is a possibility…" Miroku answered while lowering his head. Sango shook her head and motioned for Miroku to follow her into the hut. As Sango reached the first child she sensed something odd about all of the children. The children… they were al hanyou's. How can all of these children be his if the children were all hanyou? Unless Miroku was a youkai…

"Houshi follow me outside, I must ask you a question." Sango opened the flap to the hut and walked out side swiftly expecting the houshi to follow. It wasn't everyday that you find a youkai who was a houshi. Once she was sure that her and the conniving houshi were alone she turned towards him with her Hiraikotsu already in hand.

"Houshi? Tell me, are you a youkai?" Miroku looked bewildered. Why would this lovely lady believe that? There were no existing youkai in the world that were monks and who would follow Buddha's way.

"Now why would you ask me that Lady Sango?" Miroku asked. Curiously enough he really did want to know. Did she know something that he didn't because she wouldn't ask him that question if something serious weren't going on?

"Houshi, all those children in there are all hanyou, I know it. I can tell that their aura is different from regular ningen."

"Lady Sango you should know if I'm not a youkai or not. You can tell a holy aura from youkai aura can you not?"

"I never thought of that. I guess you're right houshi."

"Maybe you just wanted to get me alone outside…" Miroku grinned.

"If you know what's good for you then you would shut up houshi."

"Yes, my lady…" Miroku mumbled. Sango turned back towards the hut. They had to solve this mystery. Who was the youkai that looked like Miroku who impregnated all these women?

As they walked back into the hut Miroku narrowed his eyes and stared hard at 'his' offspring. One had slightly pointed ears, another child he noticed being held by it's mother had red hair, countless others bared little fangs, one had a small but still noticeable tail… and did one of them have scales? How can a child that has scales be mines? How could these women confuse such a hideous, guessing by the children's youkai traits, youkai with such a handsome me! What on earth have I done to deserve this!

"Are all of you ladies sure they are my children?" he emphasized sure and my.

"Yes!" all the women yelled in unison. They were all just so sure of themselves… he is going to have to pop their bubbles. To bad… they were all such pretty women. Well, breaking hearts wasn't something he wasn't familiar with any ways.

"Okay! Okay! I'm not saying I'm not." Miroku innocently waved his hands in front of his person and received scowls from several of the foul mooded women.

"Yes you are…" Sango mumbled making sure some of the angry mothers around them some what heard. They all glared at Sango expecting her to solve the problem and have Miroku take care of them.

"Obviously all you women are oblivious to the things around you," the women looked around confusedly and looked back at her with a tint of anger in their eyes directed towards her now, "the houshi isn't the father of these children."

"Yes he is! I'd know his face any where!" shook one of the younger girls, about the age of 15.

"Yeah, I also know it is him. Do think I would not remember my first lover!" one a little bit older called out.

"Silence! Whose fault it is, is not the issue. Why you women cannot tell that your children are hanyou is! Is keeping your legs closed and locked that much of a problem? If any of you have kept your legs closed then there wouldn't be a problem!" Sango yelled at the women. A hush blanketed the small hut. All heads were bowed down ashamedly except for Sango's and Miroku's.

Sango sighed and rubbed the spot in between her eyebrows. "The houshi and I will find the male who is behind this. In the mean while please refrain from mobbing any other respectable man with this story of yours…" Sango breathed out tiredly.

"We will?" asked Miroku aloud which received a few more scowls.

"Yes." Sango grumbled. She grabbed her Hiraikotsu and flipped the door to the hut opened and left with Miroku trailing behind her.

"Ano… Lady Sango, how are we supposed to find the youkai that impregnated all these women? He has surely left the village by the time the women realized they were pregnant months ago."

"Houshi how can I explain this?… the children, they have somewhat of a similar aura if I can find an aura stronger yet similar to them then that is the father. Besides he is probably using a concealing spell to hide his appearance, he probably ended up looking like you and that is why all the women attacked you. I doubt he doesn't know that the women are pregnant and I guarantee you he is still walking around this village looking like you. Some youkai tend to live among ningen when they are cast out of their own society…"

"Oh." Miroku said as he followed behind the grouchy taijiya. The village was a quiet, small, dusty village. There was nothing special to it; there was no big market or a famous shrine. Just a small quiet dusty old village.

Roaming around for hours was quit tiring, even for the taijiya. "Lady Sango are we there yet?" Miroku whined jokingly and yet again seriously. Sango turned around and gave him an irritated look. Good thing he hasn't touched her yet or else he would have to seriously deal with Sango's bad side. She opened her mouth to quiet him but paused before going on.

"Houshi… I, I think I sense the aura we've been looking for." Sango narrowed her eyes and shifted them t o the left of her. Apparently now the houshi understood. The person that they were looking for was watching them as we speak. What a nice coincidence.

"Get out of the bushes you filthy youkai!" Sango yelled out of the blue and quickly jumped up and around. The startled youkai stumbled out of the bushes.

A/N: Ha I'm keeping you in suspense… well I lied okay! I was just too lazy to write the rest! Review please