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Monday 28th September – Girls Dormitory

Woe is me! I have no-one to talk to! Ange isn't talking to me because she thinks I practically announced to whole common room that she fancied Fred. When actually hardly anyone important heard. I mean who would class Fred, George, Lee, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, all the 3rd, 4th, 5th………..ok, I see her point! Curse my abnormally large and stupid mouth! Licia isn't talking to me because basically she thinks I am an inconsiderate cow. So I am sitting here, in our dormitory, on my own, thinking random thoughts……Cheese Puffs are way better than Pickled Onion sticks……I wonder if I could get away with accidentally on purpose "forgetting" to finish my Divination essay……Why on earth did I take that stupid subject anyway! It sucks!...That cloud looks like Sam Pritchard. Ohmigosh, The Last Ones Standing! I have to make up with Licia and Ange, otherwise I won't have anyone to go to the concert with! Aaargh!

Monday 28th September – Prefects Bathroom

This is weird. When I opened my trunk I found a piece of parchment that wasn't there before. It was about the diaries given out by the Counselling Team (shall be known from hereon in as the Mental Squad). On it were different enchantments that could be performed on the things to "unlock concealed qualities". Yeah right. Maybe I'll try one out, just for a laugh, to see what happens.

Ooooh! What does this charm do?

The Activatius Charm

This Charm will record everything that happens in the presence of the diary.

Sounds interesting.

Activatius charm activated.

Katie peers confoundedly at the diary.

What the !#?

She swears profusely.

It really works!

Activatius charm deactivated.

That's freaky. I wonder what this one does.

Personarium Charm

This charm unlocks the personality of your diary so that you can talk to it.

Hmmm Interesting. Let's see what happens.

Personarium Charm activated.

What do you which your diary personality to be called: Auntie Bob

Which gender do you wish Auntie Bob to be: Female

Which age group do you wish Auntie Bob to be in?

0-9:

10-13:

14-16:

Which personality traits do you wish Auntie Bob to have?

Funny:

Cool:

Depressed:

Sarcastic:

Flirty:

Understanding:

Other: Just make her like a normal teenage girl. But called Auntie Bob.

Please Wait…..

Your Diary Personality has been created.

Name: Auntie Bob

Gender: Female

Age Group: 14 -16

Personality Traits: Funny, Cool, Understanding, Just make her like a normal teenage girl. But called Auntie Bob.

Do you agree: Yes

Upload Finished.

Auntie Bob: Hey there!

Katie Bell: Hi

What are you doing?

Talking to you

OK!

You are too cheery.

You made me this way.

I said normal. You're not acting normally.

Ok, I'll try to be more normal.

Thanks

Ok!

Please stop saying Ok

Ok… Sorry last time I promise.

Great I have a promise from a psychotic diary personality called Auntie Bob.

What's wrong?

Nothing, Bye.

Bye!

Personariun Charm Deactivated

That's too weird. Maybe I'll grow to get on with the critter……Nah, not gonna happen.

Well, what do you think? Please tell me. Like I always say, your ideas and plot bunnies help me to write better. If you have an idea for what could happen next, please tell me!

P.S. The Diary Personality was originally called SpongeBob, but I didn't know if it would be allowed so I changed it. Do you think it's better than Auntie Bob, do you know whether it would be allowed or not please give me your thoughts.