Voldemort was brushing his teeth. "What?" you demand. Hey, villians observe the rules of hygiene too! Anyways, Voldemort was brushing his teeth. "Oh great!" he cried. "I'm out of toothpaste!" He quickly opened the door and looked out. No witnesses. He dashed into Wormtail's bathroom and stole his toothpaste, then squeezed a generous gob onto his own toothbrush. He dipped it in the water and started to brush.

"AGGRRAHHHHHH! UGGGGGGHHH! MINT!" He spat repeatedly into the sink, his eyes watering from the horrible taste...of mint!


The next day...

"WORMTAIL! HOW DARE YOU USE MINT TOOTHPASTE!"

"AHHHHH! I'M SORRY MY LORD!"


Yay! Another random Voldemort drabble!