Joey Catches a Fish!

Good for him! Aren't we all so happy? Fourth in the 'Joey Does Whatever!' series.

Disclaimer: I do not own Friends.


Joey searched through his fridge. It was full of sandwiches.

"Yuck!" Joey found sandwiches temporarily disgusting after he'd vomited several all down Phoebe recently, "Is there anything in this place to eat that isn't a sandwich?"

He opened all of his cupboards and drawers. All that fell out were sandwiches.

"I don't want to buy more food, I spent all my money on these sandwiches!" Joey wailed, "I don't even have a garden to grow my own food - but I can catch it!"

He went into his bedroom and found an old fishing rod he bought once when he was drunk. He packed a cool bag full of sandwiches to use for bait and he set off to the nearest lake!

The first thing Joey saw at the lake was the sign that said 'No Fishing'. He pulled the sign out of the ground and threw it into the lake. then he settled down, set up his fishing things, and threw his line in the water.

It wasn't long before Joey felt a tug on his line. He pulled it out - and there was a giant fish on the end!

"WOW!" Joey gasped, "I can make a fish feast with that for all my friends! Does Pheebs eat fish?"

While he was thinking, the big, scary fish ate up all of the sandwich and was hungry for more. He found Joey's cool bag full of sandwich bait and flopped over to it.

"Get away from my fish bait!" Joey yelled, noticing the fish.

The fish hissed at Joey. It carried on eating the sandwiches.

Joey chased the fish. It flopped away, a sandwich in its mouth.

"Hey, fish, that's my sandwich! Give it back!"

The fish gulped the sandwich down, turned and hissed again, but this time more menacingly.

"EEEK!" Joey squealed, dashing away. He ran as fast as his size seven feet could carry him - but then his size seven feet tripped!

"Help!" he whined as the fish flopped up his back and locked its wet, fishy mouth around his head.

After he had been dashing around shrieking for a while, his good friend Chandler arrived.

"Joey! I heard you scream and I thought you might be in trouble so - AAARGH!" he gasped, "Your head has turned into a fish!"

"Oherara!" Joey screamed muffledly.

"OK!" Chandler understood muffledly screams so he pulled the fish off Joey's head. The fish had already become addicted to Joey, so it quickly died of Tribbiani defficiency.

"Thanks, Chandler," Joey sighed.

"No problem. Now let's get you home!"


"This is great! What is it?" Monica asked thickly, her mouth full.

"I think it's a giant salmon," Joey said.

"No, the distinctive markings around this discarded head suggest that it's a fishamybob, one of the rarest fish in the world!" Ross said, "There's only one left."

"If there's only one left - doesn't that mean we've eaten the last one?" Rachel asked.

"Oh, of course no- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!" Joey and Chandler yelled.


Ah, poor fishamybob.

This fanfic is dedicated to my fish, which I will be getting later.