"Ah! What place is this? I swam the whale-road, stinging tides, when light I saw decend from cloud-rimmed sky and then awoke in a place where men in armor, two sizes too small for man, walk about."

"What? Look, buddy, you're talking crazy, you need more beer."

"Beer? What liquid this? Oh! sweet amber haze how I have pined for it across the sky-dark sea. I know this beverage, but what is the occasion?"

"Occassion? Who needs an occasion?"

"So true, and yet, you drink too fast and steadily even for me, though fast and steady I."

"Bite my shiny dandelion ass. And buy me the next, will ya?"