"Merry Christmas, Jerk."

Chapter 1

Jimmy laid down on his bed. It was October, and Cindy had called him a few weeks ago, telling him she would be visiting soon.

"So where is she?"

Just as he finished saying that, there was a knock on his door.

Jimmy smiled, knowing it would be Cindy. He opened the door.

"Hi Jimmy."

Jimmy grinned widely.

"Hey Cin'. How're you doing?"

Cindy sauntered into Jimmy's apartment.

"I'm fine. And what about you?"

Jimmy sat down on his fouton.

"I don't know, I mean, I've been missing someone for a while, but I just might not miss that person anymore."

Cindy sat on his lap.

"Who could this person be?"

Jimmy smiled and kissed her.

"She's my fiancee. You should meet her."

Cindy smiled back and nuzzled into his neck. Jimmy laughed.

"I think I've met her a couple times."

Jimmy slid so that he was lying on his back.

"Oh really? She never told me you two met."

Cindy rested her head on his chest.

"Must have forgot about it."

Jimmy stroked her hair.

"Hmm..You must be right."

Cindy sat up and smiled at him devilishly.

"When am I never right?"

He laughed loudly.

"Whenever you're wrong."

She frowned in a playful way and smacked his chest lightly.

"So. What were we doing before you just happened to say the stupidest thing ever?"

Jimmy's upper lip curled and in a moment he was lying on top of her.

"I think I remember."

He kissed her ferociously. She returned the kiss in the same manner.

'I've---missed---you---so---much---Jimmy."

Jimmy made a slight growling noise and replied, "I've---really---missed---you---too."

Cindy suddenly stopped kissing Jimmy.

"Why don't we go to your room?"

He looked at her. "This is my room. They're all my rooms. Why, do you want to go to my bedroom?"

Cindy smiled. "Well...Now that you have your own apartment, I don't think we have to worry about anyone walking in on us, huh?

"And that's where you're wrong."

She raised an eyebrow. "Hmm...I don't really see where this is going."

"I have a roommate."

Cindy stood up and traipsed to Jimmy's room.

"Then I guess it's your room we're going to." she said over her shoulder.

Grinning widely, Jimmy followed behind eagerly.

(A/N: No, I will not be describing their actions in the bedroom. Besides, even if I wanted to, It'd be a little weird for a 13 year old girl to be doing that.)


"So, Cindy, want to go on a walk around the legendary Washington D.C.?"

Jimmy leaned on his arm as he looked at her on the other side of the bed.

"I don't know, what's there to look at?"

He looked at her with a small smile on his face.

"Well, there's the monuments. And then there's the Smithsonian. Wanna seeold things at the museum?"

Jimmy smiled widely as he struggled to put on his jeans. He fell with a loud THUMP in a pile on the floor. Cindy laughed.

"That's sounds very interesting. Let's go."

Jimmy emerged from the edge of the bed.

"Can we wait till I have my clothes on?"


Jimmy and Cindy walked to the Smithsonian, hand in hand.

"So, which exhibit are we going to first?" asked Cindy.

Jimmy shrugged.

"We'll just wander through the whole place."

Cindy smiled. "Okay. If that's what you want."

"It's not what I want. It's just a suggestion."

"I don't care. Fine, your suggestion is what I want to do."

"Okay then."

"Okay."


The day was almost over, and Jimmy only had a couple hours left with Cindy.

"It's almost 8 o'clock. Want to go back to your apartment?"

Jimmy shrugged and replied, "Sure. But what are we going to do there?"

"You know what we're going to do. And I think your roommate knows too."

"As you wish."


A/N: Anyone recognize that last line Jimmy said? If you do, review to guess! Also, reviewing about the chapter gets you cookies!