Title: Yami's Creativity
Author: Sorceress Fantasia
Pairings: YY/Y
Warnings: Fluff, sap, sexual innuendos
Disclaimer: I tried to lure Yugi over to me with some really good cards, but Yami came and snatched him back. He took the cards too. So no, I don't own the YGO anime or characters in any way.
Challenge theme: Festival / "Where does that go?"
Summary: Yugi thinks it's time for Yami to pay back for all the sexual innuendos he has dropped.
Word count: 400
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Yami surely had the most creative mind. Whatever he was doing, he always managed to turn it into some sort of sexual innuendo to tease his young lover with.
Like when Yugi and jii-chan were preparing the turkey stuffing on Thanksgiving last year, Yami had strolled into the kitchen. He took a look at the turkey, another look at the stuffing, and with a raised eyebrow, said, "Where does that go?"
After a brief explanation of the finer points of turkey stuffing, Yami grinned. "Now, doesn't that just sound like something we do in the bedroom, ne hikari?"
Jii-chan had howled with laughter, but Yugi didn't share his amusement. Instead, he was so embarrassed he could not look at the turkey the whole night.
Then, last Christmas, Yami had been given the task of helping Yugi decorate the tree with tinsels and other ornaments. He held up the string of lights, took a look at it before he threw it around the tree like it was some chain, and leered, "Ne hikari, wouldn't you enjoy it if I just tied you some with some ropes? It would add some excitement, don't you think?"
If it wasn't Christmas, Yami would have spent the night alone on the couch. So no, he didn't manage to get his way that night.
Yugi thought New Year was at least 99.9 percent safe, until the morning when they were pounding the mochi (1) as part of the Mutou tradition. They believed in making their own mochi instead of buying them off the shelves. So that morning, Yami had been assigned to pound the mochi and Yugi had sat beside him to keep him company. It was a decision he regretted when Yami suddenly turned around and said, "Ne hikari, I really wish I was pounding something else instead of this." All that said with bedroom eyes. Yugi nearly fainted.
So this Valentine's Day, Yugi thought it was time for a little payback. They were making their own Valentine's chocolate in the kitchen, stirring the dark mixtures in a bowl with wooden spoon. Yugi waited for his cue.
"Ne hikari, do we really have to pour the chocolate into the moulds? I think they'd taste a lot better off the skin."
Now, Yugi really thought Yami ought to be punished. But he replied, "Maybe?"
He didn't get his revenge, but Yugi had no protests that night.
-owari-
(1) Mochi: a sticky rice cake that becomes hard on the outside when dried. It's a Japanese favourite during New Year, and the process of making it involves putting cooked rice into a hard wooden container. It is then pounded regularly with a large mallet until it achieves a regular consistency.
A/N: Mou, am I losing my touch for writing good fics? And my readers? I've been getting fewer and fewer reviews for every updates! And my V-day fic for this year didn't fare too well either. Can anyone tell me what's off?
