"Oh my God, Hermione, do you, like, think that like, the guys will, like, like our new look?" Ginny and Hermione had spent some time over the summer I California and a girl there that lived next to them agreed to give them a make-over. Now Hermione's hair was straight, cut up to her shoulder, and layered. Oh, and blonde. Ginny was still a redhead but hers was down to her butt, texture, and wavy.

"More important, do you, like, think, like, Draco Malfoy will, like, like them?" Ginny smirked at Hermione.

"Like, totally. We are some, like, hott chicks," Both girls laughed

Hermione and Ginny also had gotten big boobies and small waists and big assesover the summer. They where the typical Californian babes.

Hermione and Ginny entered platform 9¾ and bumped into a one Draco Malfoy. Well, rather, Hermione did because this author says that Hermione and Draco are going to be the pairing in this story.

Draco spun around and caught her in mid air. He stood her up an apologized to her not realizing it was her. The author enter the story for a moment and slapped Draco upside his head and whispered something in his ear before disappearing just as she had entered.

His eyes opened wide in shock and then someone pushed into her and pushed her into his arms where they ended up kissing for no apparent reason. Hermione pulled away from a very tall and muscular Draco which the author is just now putting that he is tall and muscular because she forgot to before.

Hermione pulled away and then out pops a very ghetto Harry and Ron. Harry's pants were falling down and he had grown a good 5 inches so now he was 6'6" and Ron, whose pants were also falling down, had grown a good 7 inches to where now he was 6'8". They are both muscular from Quidditch which confuses this author because how can you get muscular from sitting on a broom.

Ginny was no where to be found as she had run off with Blaise Zambini to go snog in the luggage car as soon as the attention was drawn from her to them.

Harry started rapping, "Yo, Bitch, get off her. She don't want yo filthy hands on her. She is a jewel, you are a mule. She belongs to my man Ron herre, he don't want yo anywhere near her."

Suddenly, music was heard. Drop your glasses, shake your asses and Hermione dropped down against Malfoy and slowly rose back up shaking her ass in his "area".

"Yo, fucker, get it straight. I don't belong to no one, a'ight. Remember dat," Hermione turned and gave Draco a slow drawn out kiss and the music ended as quickly as it started. Hermione looked up at Draco realizing that she loved him while at the same moment Draco realized that he loved her.

"I love you Draco, I want to fuck you and have little Dracos," Hermione said.

"Let's run off and get married," Draco looked her in the eye and pulled her up into his arms.

"Yes, lets," Hermione giggled.

And they lived Happily ever after with a million little Dracos and Hermiones running around Malfoy Manor. Since Draco's dad was dead, for some unexplained reason that the author can't even know for sure, it really didn't matter.

The End

Amber: Bloody Cliché

Draco: Well, I quite like them especially-

Amber: Draco was cut off by Hermione who now has her hand on his mouth.

Hermione: Well, I can't have him broad casting it now can I?

Hermione drags Draco off and out of site.

Hope you like R&R plz.

Amber