Bloody Clichés

Okay another one of my pet Peeves is when people don't spell things correctly. I know a girl on here who is dyslexic and she writes beautiful stories with almost no spelling or grammar wrong. Why? It's a thing call Spell Check. It checks grammar and spelling so we don't have to. So in this chapter, there are a lot of easy words mis-spelled on purpose.

Hermione walked up to Malfoy, stuck out her hand, and shoved it in his face all Valey Girl Style. "You leave me alone in my rome and I will leave you alone in urs. Got it?"

Draco ran a perfectly manecurd hand through his hare and said for her to get her stooped hand out of his bllody face.

"I didn't know that ur face was bllody. It looks clean to mee." She said it a dumb blonde fashion. "Oh well, good night drakey." She rane up to him and keesed him on the month before running away. To her rome. She went upstairs and loked herself in the loo and rote in her dairy about Draco and how much he loked like Tom Feltin.

More later. But this is atrocious. I purposely speel (hehe) Felton (Feltin), Locked (Loked), looked (loked), Room (Rome), valley (valley), yours (urs), manicured (Manecurd), bloody (bllody), your (ur), me (mee), Ran (rane), kissed (keesed), and probably more. I have done it before and it irks me to no end. Well, gtg. (lol).

Amber

Hermione: Amber, first you make me valley girl, hanging all over Draco and shagging like bunnies. Now I can't talk right. Even worse, in that RPG, your making me cuddle up to Zacharias. You're pushing the line.

Amber: But, but… People think it's great. Be happy for me… And you… you're getting great publicity…

Draco: Hermione just Lay off her. She couldn't use Ron or Harry in this chapter because they are on protest and so it's really short so bear with her…

(Sorry, it's funny. It's weird and I have to add it. )

Hermione gives Draco the evil eye and Draco runs away Hermione: Come back here so I can bite your knee caps off.

Amber