A Big Mess


An entry for Lethal Empathy's Innuendo challenge. 100 Goofy, not to be taken seriously.

Gaara should have known something was amiss from the moment he approached the pink haired kunoichi's home. For one thing, it was entirely too nice outside. The birds were singing, chipmunks were chittering, and the sky was blue and dotted with big fluffy clouds. An atmosphere this perfect could only mean chaos would follow shortly.

As Sakura greeted him at the door, all suspicion was confirmed.

"Gaara…we ummm have a problem." She shifted uncomfortably from one foot to the other giving an offhand glance towards the living room.

"You don't mean…" It was impossible. Totally impossible. They had been so careful too!

"I'm afraid so." She replied, staring at her hands.

His eyes widened in disbelief. "How could this happen? I had a bad feeling about this from the very beginning!" He folded his arms in his signature style that meant he was obviously pissed off.

"But you still did it anyway! Even so we're both to blame here!" He could be so ignorant sometimes.

"Yeah but it was your job to, you know…act as a gatekeeper of sorts…" He trailed off still scowling.

"Oh you are not pinning this whole thing on me! It's both of our responsibilities! It was from the very beginning we decided to do it!" She argued. She could be just as stubborn as he could be.

Gaara sighed as he glared down at the sleeping Naruto on the living room floor covered in remnants of what would have been Lee's birthday cake. "Gai-sensei's going to be pissed."

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