I'm not dead! My Internet died for a bit though so if I haven't emailed/PMed anyone in a while that's probably why. I got strange inspiration to write this… I was watching some strange 80's dating show and… then it hit me, like KABOOM! Or something…
I'm also calling 'Renaud' 'Renault' in this one… only because I don't need anymore people saying I spelt it wrong… and the second one's a correct spelling… which saves me a few seconds whilst spell-checking this.
Disclaimer: Ha! I wish.
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"Sometimes I don't get it, you try to help people and it just backfires." Marcus took another sip of his tea and laid the cup down on the table.
"Aww, don't worry Marcus, I thought that your matchmaking was just spiffy! Hell, it's almost a great as your resistance." Ginny said reassuringly.
"You really think so?" Marcus became starry eyed.
"Yeah, your resistance is horrible." Guy pointed out.
"Silence you silly-Sacaen-something-or-other!"
"Why did I marry you again?" Guy sighed.
"Let me answer your question with one of my own: why do all boys I marry ask me that?"
"Hmm… this gives me an idea!" Oswin pooped up from nowhere in particular.
"When did you get here?"
"I was here all along… but I suppose I didn't really expect you to notice me, no one ever does."
"Yeah, you're about as no-existent as Marcus' resistance." Ginny giggled.
"Will you please stop making fun of my resistance… or lack of it as the case may be."
"Ok… right, so here's my idea," Oswin stared completely ignoring Marcus' last comment "I think I'll do something cool, but not just anything cool, something story worthy… and I'll get all other under-appreciated people to help!"
"Like Renault?"
"Well… I was going to say Serra, but I suppose he's good too."
Ginny thought for a second about all the Serra fanboys and fangirls that she met along her journeys. "In genius!"
"And do you know what I'll do?" Oswin asked.
"No… because you haven't told us yet." Guy sighed obviously unable to contain his excitement.
"I'm going to ask married couples what life's like being married! Ehem, yes," Oswin cleared his throat and tried to get slightly more in-character "Well, I'll be off then."
"That was… odd."
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Ginny, Marcus and Guy were standing on the outskirts or Pherae.
"Do you really think they'll by it?" Marcus asked in a curious tone adjusting his monocle and brushing some dirt of off his black cloak.
"Sure they will, you look just like Canas… and he's not banned from Pherae for life." Ginny smiled.
"Why are you here again?" Guy asked un-amused.
"You're starting to sound like Erk ya' know? And we're here because this is where Oswin's doing his first show… and we're his fan-club."
"And just why are we Oswin's fan-club?"
"Because Oswin needs a fan-club, and you talk too much, c'mon!"
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Sorry this chapter's so short… I suppose it's more like a prologue than anything. I know the plot sounds a little weird but if you like my humour/romance then you may like this.
Anyway, I'll try to update this every few weeks or so but chapter two may take a long time because I have exams for the next three weeks, so wish me luck!
