Anywho. This chapter, which is not really a chapter, takes us a good few into the future. 35 years to be precise. Yeah. In the future when Butch and Buttercup are married and have 8 children. Did I just give away the ending to my soon to be super long story. Riiight.
You might be wondering: What's the point? What does this have to do with the original story line? And why does Buttercup have 8 children? Is she just ridiculously horny? You know, I might have to up the rating on this thing.
Anywhobleleedoobeleedoo. On to the story.
"Listen up," said Buttercup to her three youngest children, "I'm leaving now. Berry should be here in a few seconds. Mwah mwah. Buh bye."
Berry, full name Beryllium Spice Constantine Merrydawn Chrysanthemum, refers to the oldest child with trademark green eyes and hair so long it rivaled Blossom's before she cut it and died. (AN: yeah I killed Blossom and cut off her hair. Sue me!) Basically a super-genius and a know it all and likes to ruin fun.
The triplets angelically waved and said their goodbyes. The second their mother closed the door, they lost the façade and immediately huddled.
"How much damage can we do in 'a few seconds'. Ima anxious for a good time traveling mishap." Brandy suggested.
Brandy, full name Brandeline Selina Carline Mischief Chrysanthemum, is a practicing goth and just loves getting into trouble. She has forest green eyes and jet-black hair held in two black clamps. She basically is a pessimist and hates everything.
"I don't know. I mean, I can barely harness my skill and you don't have enough experience to transport all of us." This came from the youngest girl, Bliss.
Bliss, full name Bliss Sandy Cindy Madeline Chrysanthemum, is a sweet little girl with a string to her backside. She may seem like sugar and icing on the outside but on the inside she's all…sugar and icing! Okay, maybe with a pinch of paprika. Whatever happens, just don't mess with her Boo-boo.
"Yeah but Brazier could do it." Brandy countered. Both girls looked at their fraternal brother.
Brazier, full name Brazier Storm Cobalt Mayo Chrysanthemum, is the mediator between his two sisters. He doesn't speak much. In fact he doesn't speak at all. I think he's incapable of speaking. (AN: I KNOW he's incapable of speaking). He uses telepathy as a means of communication but only to his immediate family and trusted friends. Unlike his dark haired family Brazier's hair is actually sandy. Ponder on that for a moment.
Whatever- Brazier replied.
"Goody!" Bliss exclaimed clapping her hands joyfully. "Now where are we going?"
"I was thinking probably go visit the Chrysanthemum Mansion." Brandy suggested slyly.
"But aren't we in the Mansion." Bliss said unknowingly and confused.
She means at a different time period- Brazier explained.
"Exactly," Brandy agreed, "I was thinking along the lines of…oh I don't know…say… 17th November 1995 at precisely 11:55am."
"Well I guess so." Bliss answered at bit unsure, " What 'bout you Brazier"
I told you whatever- Brazier said.
And with that, they vanished.
2 SECONDS LATER
The door cracked open revealing Berry.
"Brandy. Brazier! Bliss! Augh!" she called out exasperated, "You guys are soooo dead!"
And, well, she disappeared too.
Well I hope that would clear up the madness to be revealed in the latter chapters. God I hope you likey even though it made no sense to you now and please tell me if you find the Chrysanthemum children's names are too long so I can make them longer! J Mwah mwah. Buh bye now.
