Hey everyone! Are you ready for the continuation of the war?! I should hope so!

Here it is Chapter 13!

I don't Potter or anything in it except Andrew!


"The war has begun! Gryffindors in the lead, have fun all!

Love S.P and G.P"

Fred Weasley, who had been enjoying the entire show, looked up at the scoreboard and exclaimed.

"Holy hell, we've already got 55 points!"


Chapter 13: Personal Attacks.


After a quick spell to clean the students of the other three houses Dumbledore looked over to the Gryffindors who were still giggling and then glanced back up at the giant score board.

"Hmm, it appears that we have a prank war happening, am I correct?" when no one answered the headmaster chuckled.

"Go on children and have fun, but remember, be safe and enjoy." He told them when they students headed out of the hall and went to class.

"This is gonna be epic!" Andrew said excitedly as he caught up with the others. "So you guys have your pranks all planned out yet?"

"Yep, but I'm only pulling mine off at supper, what about you Hermione?" Ron asked looking towards the girl beside him; they noticed her constantly looking side to side. Making sure they weren't any traps around them.

Andrew chuckled slightly along with his brother as they made their way over to the Potions class. He had noticed a lot of the students running about, maybe to go prepare their pranks… Oh this was going to be loads of fun!

The Quartet finally made it to the dungeons after Hermione insisted on peaking around every corner they were about to turn into to ensure that it was safe. As they approached the door they opened it and were suddenly drenched in a sticky type of liquid. Ron was just about to go on a tirade until he noticed that he couldn't move, none of them could and as if the universe and karma couldn't be crueller Snape had chosen that exact time to arrive.

"Well, well, well. It would seem as though you're all in a bit of a… sticky situation." The Potions Master said with a sneer.

"Oh with jokes like that I bet you're the life of the party, am I right?" Andrew muttered weirdly as he couldn't move his lips.

The Slytherins laughed loudly while the Gryffindors smirked and tried to keep their laughter under wraps so they wouldn't give the snakes any more points. After a few seconds the sticky goo started melting off but in its wake it left the Gryffindors looking green- definitely a Slytherin prank.

"10 points from Gryffindor for holding up the lesson." Snape said nonchalantly as he brushed passed Harry and his group.

Andrew ground his teeth as he made it to his seat and glared at the Potions professor while making preparations for his social downfall.

After the lesson ended the group had defence with Quirrel… Andrew groaned as they sat in their assigned seats. Him sitting next to Ron while Harry and Hermione shared a desk. The lesson itself was how every other lesson was; slow, pointless and boring. They never learnt any useful spells except Alohamora. Oh joy.

The day's lessons came to an end but the day for pranking was still at large. Hermione excused herself to go work on her homework, which Andrew said he'd do a little later. The Potter boys had a plan which they needed a small bit of help with.

After walking out to the grounds they made sure they were alone before Andrew called the elves that helped him with the prank earlier.

"What can Mipsybe doing for young masters?" the tiny creature asked happily.

"Mipsy, we need you to set this up, outside the door of the Slytherin common room." Andrew told her as he handed the house elf a parchment with a strange contraption drawn on it. "Oh and make it invisible." He added with a grin.

"Yes master, Mipsybe doing this right away."

"No, no, no, make sure the Slytherins are all in before you do it, and have it trigger when one of them wants to come out."

"Yessir."Mipsy said in a determined tone.

"Also Mipsy while you're busy with that I'll also ask for your help. On the Ravenclaws I'd like for you to…" Harry started with his own grin. He explained to her what he needed done and by when, the idea of 200 plus goats made Mipsy tilt her head slightly but after the explanation the elf understood immediately.

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Hermione had just finished her homework and was currently talking to Angelina Johnson; Andrew and Harry's Quidditch team mate. After explaining her prank idea, the dark skinned girl was more than happy to give the younger girl her charms book. This was a pretty good idea. It should be entertaining to watch.

The bushy haired first year then got a spare piece of parchment and scanned the charms text book for the appropriate spell, she was lucky that Angelina was passing by and told her that fifth years learned the spell in the beginning of the year. After sixteen some tries, she finally managed to get it right and implanted the song she had been thinking about in to the parchment.

She quickly made her way up to the Owlery to send the letter, unmarked of course and with an ordinary barn owl. She told the owl to deliver it in the morning at breakfast, after getting a hoot of approval, Hermione made her way back to the common room, to see if the boys had started their homework before supper started.

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Supper time came around and Draco, Crabbe and Goyle were all sitting in the Slytherin common room completing their last bit of homework before headed out to eat. Well, Malfoy was, Crabbe and Goyle were sitting opposite him looking clueless, as always. Just as Draco wrote the last line of his Potions essay, a couple fourth years decided to head up to the Great hall for supper. They approached the door and pulled it open, and everything was wet.

It took a couple of seconds before anybody could tell what had happened, but somehow, the entire Slytherin common room was flooded with water; water which for some reason refused to pour out. It literally created a wall of liquid in the doorway, and no one was able to leave. Some first years started panicking, as they realized that they couldn't hold their breath any longer. One of them completely gave up and took a huge gulp, only to find…. That he could breathe.

After seeing this, the other students also took a gulp of air, and released it in a sigh of relief, although apparently one or two of them were too relieved as a pool of yellow floated amongst the clear liquid.

"Come on, seriously?!" a seventh year yelled out in anger as the yellow liquid passed by his face.

"Who's responsible for this?!" a blonde girl asked the other students, and in that moment an envelope floated towards her and hit her in the face, ripping it open a deep voice called out.

"Hello Slytherins, how'd you all like my little gift to you? I did warn you about the challenge did I not? Oh how I hope you put your homework in a safe area. Well, now it's your turn, find me if you can. Love now and forever, Silver Phoenix!" the letter then burst into a ball of flame; disappearing, taking the water along with it.

Everyone was not in a happy mood, after the water disappeared, as the other students attempted to cast a drying charm on one another, they noticed how their wet clothes just simply refused to cooperate. Draco Malfoy was probably in a worse mood than any other student as he picked up his now soaked Potions essay and noticed how the ink had been smudged off and now spelled 'Hahahaha, that must suck.' He yelled out in pure rage.

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While the Hufflepuff and Gryffindor students were in the great hall enjoying their supper a group of disgruntled, wet and angry looking Slytherins entered the hall much to the amusement of the other two houses. But they weren't as bad as the Ravenclaws.

Just as the last Slytherin entered the hall a loud 'BAAA' came from the hall way just outside the hall along with a few shouts of 'Stop!' The next thing everyone knew a whole bunch of goats entered the great hall running wildly all carrying something the students couldn't quite make out. That is until a goat came up to Andrew and dropped something in to his lap. Looking down warily the dark skinned boy spotted something that made his face heat up instantly, a pair of ladies knickers. Silk, lacy and soft looking, he didn't dare touch them.

That's when the whole Ravenclaw group burst into the hall demanding their delicate items from the offending animals. This made a few students chuckle, these chuckles turned into a full blown laugh when the Claws started a tug-of-war with the beasts.

Andrew hadn't noticed as he kept staring at the undergarments that now lay in his lap; he looked up at the goat, back to the panties and the goat again.

"Why?" he asked simply, the goat simply bleated at him before running off. The other goats followed suit leaving the offending items on the ground for their owners to pick up. It was then that Andrew noticed Su Li looking around the ground in growing frustration and he instantly realized what she had been searching for.

Hermione and Harry who had been on either side of him watched on in undisguised humour as Andrew's eyes widened.

"Hey Li." Hermione called out, "Come over here! We found them." She said with a small giggle which she quickly covered with a cough.

The small Asian girl quickly came over and looked at Hermione with thankful eyes, but her look of gratitude quickly disappeared as she noticed something blue shimmering in Andrew's lap. Her eyes roamed over the area and a bright red hue graced her face as she snatched her underwear and shot the dark skinned boy a dirty glare before racing out of the hall.

"Wait, no Su…" he tried explaining what had happened but the girl had already run from the hall and down to the Ravenclaw common room.

"Why…?" Andrew asked tiredly as he put his head in his hands.

"Oh don't worry about it, Andrew, she'll understand everything when you explain it to her tomorrow morning, I think." Hermione said with a small laugh. Andrew just groaned at her before returning to his food.

"Look at the score board!" Harry whispered to his brother. Andrew saw that the other houses now had now added their scores to the board. Gryffindor still sat in the lead, probably thanks to the twins; they now had 85, Slytherin came in second with 70, Ravenclaw third at 55 and lastly Hufflepuff with 50. Despite himself Andrew smiled and turned to his brother, and gave a nod. The war had only begun and things were already heating up. This was going to be good.

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Albus Dumbledore sat at the head table watching everything happen, things haven't been this exciting since the Marauders had attended the school. Oh how he missed those boys, they always brought a light mood into Hogwarts even during the waging war against Voldemort.

"Albus, are you sure we should let this continue? I mean things are only going to get worse at this rate." Minerva McGonagall asked in a hushed whisper.

"Yes, I am sure Minerva." Albus answered with a small smile.

"But, we already know that it was the Potter's who started this. We could put an end to this right now." She added with raised eyebrows.

"Ah, but what will that do? You know as well as I that it was you who informed the boys of their pranking heritage." Albus said with his blue eyes twinkling like a starry night.

"Hmmph, I simply thought they deserved to know, I really hoped that they would take more of their mother's traits. Lilly and Lisa were so very calm and very intelligent…"

"As were James and Raymond as I remember it." Albus said cutting her off.

"Yes, well they were also trouble makers, and very good ones at that." The headmistress said with a small frown.

"Come now, Minerva, you cannot tell me that as you look at the two of them right now, that you don't see their fathers when they were still young." Albus said happily.

The Scottish woman looked over at the two grinning boys and a small smile graced her aged face as she could very well see their fathers in their mischievous expressions.

"Oh, but we only met Raymond when he was in his late teens. Did you know him when he was younger Albus?"

The headmaster smiled at his long-time friend.

"No, but how I wish I would have, just looking at Andrew without his stoic expression makes me imagine what his father must've looked like at that age." Albus told her sadly.

"Yes, yes, I know what you mean; I imagine those two are going to be quite the heart breakers when they get older." Minerva said with her own smile.

"Probably be as arrogant as that good-for-nothing Potter himself." Snape sneered from Minerva's other side.

"Come now, Severus, we all know how much you hated James, but how can you possibly say that about Harry and Andrew?" McGonagall asked in disbelief.

"He looks like him." Snape answered angrily.

"And what of Andrew, old friend?" Albus asked with an amused expression.

This caused Snape to be quiet for a second, and Albus thought he'd won until…

"He's still a Potter." Snape said angrily.

Albus sighed, how he hoped that Severus would let go of his childish grudge and give the two boys a chance. Hmm, maybe if he made them spend more time together…

As the headmaster contemplated this idea, he pushed the thought of what he had done all those years ago out of his mind. He couldn't let anyone know what he had done to James and Raymond in fear that it would find its way back to Harry and Andrew; they didn't need to know… not now anyway.

What the headmaster didn't know was that Andrew and Harry were very close to knowing what he hoped to keep a secret, but the thought would only be brought back up when a specific event causes the boys to activate something people thought was long forgotten.

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The meal ended uneventfully except for Neville Longbottom having his pants vanish which earned the Hufflepuffs an extra 10 points, putting them in third and Ravenclaw in last place.

The morning was once again a quiet time that is until the letters arrived. It seemed as though everyone had the same thought as many of the envelopes opened caused a huge explosion and random bouts of make-up were applied to specific students. Some looked like clowns, others looked like dogs, and some even looked like house elves. That brought along a huge amount of laughter.

But there was only one, original letter which was delivered to Penelope Clearwater. As the Ravenclaw prefect cast many detection charms to the letter to ensure she wouldn't get a random face painted on to hers, her charms told her it was an audio letter, but not a howler. She cautiously opened the letter when a loud voice boomed from it.

"PENELOPE CLEARWATER, CONGRADULATIONS ON BEING THE WINNER OF OUR INNOCENTS IS BLISS COMPETITION! ARE YOU READY TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE? DON'T ANSWER THAT, OF COURSE YOU ARE! SO HERE IT IS: I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you! Please do say you love me too!"

The song was on a loop and kept going on and on, in that god awful voice the producers used for the show. Everyone watched as Penelope gipped her head in annoyance.

"Stop it!" she screamed and miraculously the letter fell silent. The blonde breathed a sigh of relief until…

"I want my baby back (baby back), baby back (baby back), baby back (baby back), baby back (baby back)I want my…" and so on and so forth.

The prefect watched the letter her eyes getting wider and wider.

"When does it say 'Ribs'?!" she asked angrily, the sound stopped.

"Never, we never say ribs… I want my baby back (baby back)…"

The fifth year then screamed in annoyance and left the hall the letter trailing behind her, alternately switching between the Barney and the Baby Back Ribs theme every time she yelled or screamed.

Andrew turned to look at a red faced Hermione.

"Yours?" he asked pointing at the door where Penny had just left.

The girl couldn't speak as she was laughing too hard, so she simply nodded.

"Nicely done!" Ron commented as he wiped a tear from his eye.

"So Ron when's your prank due?" Andrew asked the red head.

"Oh, soon, I'm going to do it outside the Potions class today, hopefully it'll work out." Andrew said with a smile. He turned his head and stopped his smile coming off his face. Hazel eyes stared into Pitch Black eyes as he looked at Su Li who 'huffed' and looked away angrily.

Andrew sighed, knowing that the Asian was going to be a pain and to make matters worse they had a double Transfigurations class today. Andrew groaned and slammed his head onto the table, missing his friends amused looks. Today was shaping up to be a very long, very tiring and very pranky.


Hey all, I know this chapter's short, but honestly, I can't think of any pranks so I NEED YOUR HELP! Give me some ideas please and find ways to make them appear in the next chapter! I know it's not all that exciting but thank you for reading now!


Omake: Since when?!

Harry sat in an unused classroom leaning against his new lover, they had to keep it a secret mainly because he knew his brother; Andrew, would not approve of his new relationship with… Draco Malfoy.

"Drakey-poo what are we going to do about Andrew?" he asked as he looked up at the blond boy who he had hated up until recently now he discovered he had an undying love for the ponce.

"I don't know Harry-bear, I don't know, but one thing I do know is that I will love you, no matter what other people think!" Draco; the aforementioned ponce said in a determined tone.

"I love you, Drakey-cake."

"And I you, Harry-flower…" said Draco as he leaned in to capture his boyfriend's lips.

"OKAY, OKAY Wait!" a third voice cut in. Just then Andrew stormed into the room and looked at the two boys. "Since when did this crap happen?!"

"Oh no, it's Andrew, my brother!" Harry said standing quickly.

"You have a problem with Harry being what he is?!" Draco asked steely while reaching for his wand.

"What? No! Harry can love whatever or whoever he wants, but you? Seriously? Harry, every other guy I'd accept in a heartbeat, but Draco bloody Malfoy?! Since when?!"

Just then Hermione entered the room to inspect what all the shouting was about until she noticed Harry and Draco standing hand in hand staring at Andrew.

"Oh Harry, you've finally admitted your feelings for Draco! I'm so happy for you!" the bookwormish girl said happily.

"Ho-ly crap, you support this?! And what do you mean 'finally'? And why am I the only one freaking out?!"

Ron then entered the room and saw the two boys standing together. 'Finally' Andrew thought, 'Someone who will agree with me.'

"Harry, so you and Draco huh? Alright, I'll accept it if you let me ride your broom." Ron said with a shrug.

Andrew's eyebrow rose at Ron's poor choice of words before the gravity of what he said actually hit him.

"What the bloody hell! You don't have a problem with this?!" he shouted while pointing at the two.

"Andy, why can't you just be happy for me? Everyone else is!" Harry said sadly while he snuggled up to Draco.

"What the fuck is this fic?! Is there even a plot here?!" Andrew yelled up at the celling.

Just then Luna entered.

"Oh here you are, Drew. Oh my." The airy blonde said as she looked at Harry and Draco. "Hello you two, I apologize, it would appear as though Andrew and I got lost and ended up in your fanfiction, just pretend we were never here." She told Draco and Harry as she dragged Andrew along.

"People writing about Harry being in love with Draco, honestly, choose a better person! First it's a Ron Harem! Now a Drarry?! What the hell?" Andrew muttered as he and Luna disappeared down the hall.

"Wait," Harry said when the two disappeared. "Isn't Andrew a fictional character, not found within our universe?" he asked looking at Hermione.

"Yes, he is… why?"

"So doesn't that mean that when he leaves this fic, we won't exist either?" Harry finished wide eyed.

"Oh, my, go-"

Whatever Draco was about to say was cut off by the fabric of their fictional lives was torn away as Andrew and Luna left their universe, leaving nothing but a blank screen.


Thank you for reading! Hope you enjoyed the Omake! I honestly (personally) won't understand Drarry stories. I can't see Harry with his personality liking Draco even as a friend, though I have read a few good Drarry friendship! Fics. Oh and I'm not homophobic, I have gay uncles and lesbian aunts, so don't Flame me for the omake. (I was just saying that I can't see Harry and Draco being a thing.)

Anyway please Review and Follow!

Peace and Love

Zak!