"BOW TO ME YOU PUNY MUGGLES!" Voldemort screames, "OR I SHALL KILL YOU ALL!" all the muggles went running except for Rhea Marries, she stood her ground and when Voldemort saw this he simply thought stupid muggle, thinks she can take on me. Who does she think she is? Well I suppose I should kill her.
"So you dare stand up against the great Lord Voldemort?" rhea merrily rolled her eyes and gave a snort, "I will have to kill you now."
""My dear snake-man, I must say your manners are quite poor. I have just the thing!" Rhea quickly pulled out a CD and a CD player popped in the CD and instantly a torture worse than the cruciatus could be heard, a Barney song about manners. Rhea began to sing along with the song. "Please - say - please - and - thank you for saying thank you!"
"What is this torture? Stop it I must kill you! STOP SINGING!" Voldemort cried.
"This, punk, is your new theme song. Learn it, and live by it." yelled Rhea right back.
"Did you just call me punk? No one calls me punk and gets to live, goodbye!" screamed Voldemort.
"I'm sensing some self-confidence problems. I hear they have an excellent psychiatric ward at St. Mungo's...and while you're there, maybe you could have them do something about your nose." Said Rhea.
"My nose? What's wrong with my nose?" asked Voldemort.
"Well for starters," said Rhea, "you don't have one!" suddenly Voldemort broke down and cried and cried and cried. Rhea suddenly felt sorry for old Voldykins and went comfort him. "I am sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings"
"Its ok. Its just even my minions make fun of me!" exclaimed Voldemort.
"Sweet you have minions!" exclaimed Rhea right back.
"Yes. The help me try to kill potter and take over the world." said Voldemort in one breath.
"OHMYFREAKINGGOD!" screamed Rhea, "THAT IS SOOO COOL"
"You really think so?" asked Voldemort.
"ya! Hey do you think I could join?" asked Rhea.
"ya sure why not." said Voldemort.
And rhea and voldy lived happily ever after causing pain and destruction using the Barney Cd and their new moto is Learn it, and live by it.
