This is the alternate ending mentioned, completely irreverent and mocking. (but in a loving way!)
When we last left our heroes, Daniel was in shock from witnessing the passionate kiss between Sam and her CO...
Daniel's eyes were wide with horrified fascination as Jack stepped away from Carter and nervously ran a hand through his hair.
"Jack, what's going on?" Daniel asked, hoping someone would explain the situation.
"Uh…" For once, the sarcastic colonel was at a loss for words.
Carter gave a small moan and suddenly collapsed. Daniel reached her before she hit the ground and lowered her safely down, where he rested her head in his lap.
Jack came over to them and the two men sat staring at each other over the unconscious body of the most important woman in their lives….
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Teal'c slowly opened his eyes. He lay on his back, staring at the ceiling for a long moment. He was in his room on base, having retired for the night.
I must stop watching these human "Soap Operas" in the evening, (though they do not seem to involve much soap or singing for that matter.) He thought to himself. They give me very strange dreams…
Fin
