"I'm a Tomb Robber"

Lyrics By Yami Bakura. (Same as "I'm a Gangster" rap.)

Yami Bakura- Hello! You are all in for a special treat. No, I'm not going to embarrass the Pharaoh (too bad), but I'm going to rap instead. Uhh...

Yami's Girl- Yami Bakura...do the disclaimer!

Yami Bakura- Oh. Yami's Girl 117 does not own me, any other YGO! character, or the "I'm a Gangster" rap and lyrics. Okay...

"I'm a Tomb Robber, I'm a straight up T. The robbing life is the life for me.

Fighting Yami by day, raiding tombs by night. Being a tomb Robber is heck up tight.

I walk around Egypt with a ring around my neck, I kill the one's the Pharaoh must protect.

I saw his guardians and I fought them one vs. five, 'to bring peace and justice,' what a lie.

I also don't like Yugi, you shouldn't too. And don't get me started about Bakura Ryou.

I'm a Tomb Robber, grr I'm mad,. I'm a Tomb Robber, no need to be sad.

I'm a Tomb Robber, I have tons of gold, I'm a Tomb Robber, I never get old.

I ran away from home around 3018b.c." "Why" "Because the former Pharaoh took my family." "Oh."

"Stealing is cool, just like dishing out pain. Stealing is hot, like a burning flame.

Diabound is my homie, he's Tomb Robber too. Me and Diabound are the leaders of the thieving crew.

I like to jump down cliffs, and me he likes to catch. Some say we're the perfect match."

(talking)"Grr." "What? I'm not gay. It just rhymed...

(rapping) I give a shout out to my homies in tomb number 8,

raiding new tombs sucks cause you might run into your fate.

Except when the Pharaohs' men find us, all my homies cheer. They will make mincemeat out of their rears.

Then the Pharaoh told me I can go beep myself and this song, so I punched him in the face cause he looked at me wrong.

I'm a Tomb Robber, I can't get any hipper. I'm a Tomb Robber, why is Yugi always chipper?

I'm a Tomb Robber, I stole a cool car. I'm a Tomb Robber, I get into fights at the bar.

Yo, my robbing flow. Yo,... yo yo yo. I'm running out of words for my Tomb Robber rap. I wish my hair could fit into a shower cap.

Kill Yami, steal his gold, oh, what's up to my dawgs, yo yo yo.

They play this song on the radio all day long, so everyone can hear my Robber song.

Nobody new I'd be this evil (song fades)..Ryou, you said the song was longer. Peace out, homs. (Pronounced ho as in hohoho and m as in mmm this food is good.)"

Yami's Girl- I hope you liked it. I'm sorry for what I put Yami through. Yami, I love you, and you will get revenge on him. You too Yugi. Bye 3