Shane McMahon sighed sitting on the bed, packing up some clothes. Marissa was in the other room getting Declan ready. She came in with the little boy in the carrier.

"Shouldn't you pack faster?" Marissa said

"I am packing as fast as I can"

"But didn't your father fall out of the tree" Marissa said

"That's what my mom said. But I don't really believe her"

"Why don't you believe her?"

"I did believe her at first but then I remembered that we don't have a tree in our backyard" Shane stated

"So why would she say that?"

"She probably wants us to come over"

"Oh well..... did you pack diapers"

"Yes"

"Milk"

"Yes"

"Did you pack...."

"Yes Marissa I packed everything that Declan will ever need. The only thing that I didn't pack was the crib"

"So are Paul and Stephanie going to be there?"

"Yeah, she said that she called them"

"Do you think that they will show up"

"Sure they will but they won't show up on time" Shane says. "They never show up on time"

Declan soon started to cry, so Shane picked him up.

"He looks like me doesn't he?"

"I think so, why?"

"Because Paul keeps on saying he looks more like dad then me"

"So....."

"So.... I want my son to look like me" Shane whined

"Well he certainly doesn't look like me" Marissa said. "He has your hair"

"Uh.... hun he doesn't have any hair"

"Well.... He probably will have your hair" Marissa said. "Is he going to be a wrestler?"

"Probably.... Paul already said that he isnt letting his kid be in the business"

"Why not"

"Because he said that any parent that allows their child to go out on national television and let them get beat up is crazy"

"I guess he is going to be overprotective"

"He already is over Stephanie" Shane says. "Maybe we can talk them into staying in separate room"

"Why would we do that?"

"Because I don't want them to keep our son up all night with their noises"

"Look I am sure that Paul and Stephanie do more then just have sex"

"Have you seen them do anything besides that?" Shane asked

"Well no but we don't see then that much"

"There is a reason for that"

Shane then sighs. "Why did you wait until mommy put you in your clothes to have a wet diaper?" He asked Declan

Declan just looked at him as if he was crazy. He then smiled

"Here Marissa you can change him"

"No way... I changed him into his clothes, you can change his diaper"

"But everytime I change him, he pees on me"

"That is not true" Marissa says

"Yes it is.... He has no problem when Steph, Paul, mom, dad and you change him. He only does it when I change him"

"He is showing that he loves you. It's bonding"

"Well I rather he bond with me a different way, one that's more dry"

"Just change him real quick and we can get going"

"Fine...I'll change him" Shane says lying his son down on the bed.

Shane unbuttons Declan's clothes and gets a new diaper. He takes off his diaper and throws it on the floor. As he is trying to put on the new diaper, Declan pees in his face.

"Ahhh...... I told you he would do that" Shane says. "Why did you do that?" He asks as Declan smiles up at him and Marissa laughs. "What are you laughing at?"

"Nothing..... I told you it is father, son bonding"

"I don't care what type of bonding it is"

"Well I will finish changing him while you go and change your shirt" She says as Shane walks out of the room

He comes back into the room five minutes later as Marissa is still laughing

"Knock it off Rissa, it's not that funny"

"The hell it isnt, next time you change him I'll take a picture or videotape it"

"You better not" Shane warns

"We'll see" Marissa says. "Well we should be going. We promised them we would be there in an hour"

"That doesn't mean they are expecting us in an hour"

"What do you mean?"

"They know that we never come on time, so they don't expect us there for a while"

"Um... how long are we suppose to be staying there"

"I don't know, mom didn't say" Shane said

"We are going to be kept prisoners there arent we?"

"Probably so, knowing my parents"

"How do you think it is going to go with the whole family there?"

"Well with all of us in the same house. It will probably be a living hell"

They grab all of the bags and Declan. Shane opens the back door and puts Declan in the car seat. Then he outs the bags in the back seat next to him. He gets in the driver's seat and Marissa gets in the passenger seat.

"I don't understand, usually we all get along great, but when we are together in one house we argue and things get crazy"

"Yeah well that's what happens when you are a part of a disfunctional family" Shane says starting the car and driving off to his parents house.