Sorry this chapter took soo long to write... I had writer's block and I was trying to finish Healing A Damaged Heart
Stephanie and Paul were the first ones up that morning. Well actually, Stephanie was the first one up and she woke Paul up
"Is it mandatory for you to wake up every morning at 6 am?"
"Yes it is" Stephanie said
"Why.... I'd rather sleep"
"That's because you are lazy and old" She said
Paul rolled his eyes. "Yeah whatever"
"C'mon"
"Where are you going?"
"To mess with Shane"
Paul sighed. "Why can't you two leave each other alone?"
"Because I like bothering him... now get your ass up"
"No way, you can go bother him, I am going back to bed"
Stephanie pouted. "Fine... you're no fun"
"Your right... I am no fun, because it's too early to have fun"
Stephanie shrugged and walked down the hall. She slowly walked into the room trying not to wake Shane up. She walked past the crib and Declan was awake
"Hello Declan" She whispered
Declan looked up at her and smiled
"Want to see me wake your dad up?" She whispered as he laughed. "I'd take that as a yes" She said
She crawled over to the bathroom and got a bucket of cold water. A few minutes later.....
"PAUL GET IN HERE AND GET YOUR WIFE" Shane yelled waking up everyone in the house.
Vince sighed looking over at Linda. "Now can we kick them out?"
Linda sighed. "No Vince... I'm sure they will quiet down"
"SHE IS YOUR SISTER..." Paul yelled back not getting up
Shane sighed, picked up Stephanie and walked back down the hall. He made sure that he stomped loudly. He walked in the room and threw Stephanie on the bed.
"Here I think you lost something" Shane said
Paul looked up at him and laughed. "What happened boy wonder, did you wet the bed"
Shane's clothes were soaked with water, thanks to Stephanie
"You should keep a leash on her"
Paul shrugged. "It's not my fault she wanted to spend some time with her brother"
"Bull shit" Shane spat
Vince got up and out of bed. "WOULD ALL OF YOU PLEASE SHUT UP"
After that, it got quiet as Shane went back to his room
"Maybe we can get them to go home today" Vince said
"No... they will stay until tomorrow"
"There is no way I can live with them until tomorrow"
"Vince they are staying until tomorrow and that's final" Linda said
A few hours later.......
"STEPHANIE WHEN I FIND YOU I WILL HURT YOU" Shane yelled.
Paul and Stephanie were downstairs sitting on the couch with the rest of the family
"Paul hide me" Stephanie whispered
Paul sighed. "What did you do now?"
Stephanie shrugged. "I didn't do anything"
Paul laughed. "Every time you give me that face it usually means you did do something"
Shane came down the stairs in a towel and tackled Stephanie and Paul
"I WILL KILL YOU"
Linda sighed. "Maybe they will go home today... we could make up something"
Vince smiled. "Welcome to the dark side my dear"
"Honey... what did Stephanie do to you that was so bad?" Marissa asked
"You want to know what she did" Shane said. "Well tell me what this is" He said putting a bottle on the table
"Uh... it looks like shampoo" Paul said
"Exactly... it's shampoo or at least it is suppose to be shampoo"
"So..." Marissa said
"Well it isn't shampoo because my lovely sister switched in with a lubricant"
Everyone tried not to laugh but was horribly failing
"Go ahead... laugh it up"
"Stephanie that wasn't nice" Linda said
Stephanie pouted. "But I didn't do it"
"Yeah sure... even your husband doesn't believe you" Shane said
"Alright that is enough.... You all are going home today" Vince said
Everyone looked at him as Linda quickly said. "Because... we have an important business meeting tomorrow"
Marissa shrugged. "Well if we are all going home tomorrow... then would you like to go shopping today Steph"
Stephanie nodded. "Sure"
Marissa squealed. "Thank god because Shane never wants to go with me"
"Hmm.... That's weird, Paul always wants to come shopping with me"
Shane looked at him. "You do"
Paul shrugged. "Sure.... I do not have a problem with accompanying my beautiful wife for some things she would like to buy:
Stephanie rolled her eyes. "He only goes with me because he is overprotective and wants to make sure that no one hits on me"
"Yeah and that too" Paul said
Marissa turned to Shane. "I need money"
Shane eyed her. "And...."
Paul shook his head. "Don't be so mean to your wife Shane" He said handing his credit card to Stephanie who kissed him
Shane sighed. "Fine..." He said hesitating before he gave her some cash
Marissa looked at him. "Cash and no credit card" She frowned. "Sometimes I wish I would have married Paul"
"That's flattering Marissa, but I am already taken" Paul said kissing Stephanie
A few minutes later....
"Do you think they will stop kissing any time soon?" Shane said
"I hope so... we should be leaving before it gets too late" Marissa said
Finally, Paul and Stephanie pulled apart.
"We can finally go" Marissa said in relief
"Make sure that you stop in Victoria's secret Steph" Paul said with a smirk
"I know.... I know"
Shane shook his head and looked at both of them. "You two need sex counseling"
"Better then us" Marissa mumbled as they left
Shane and Paul stayed in the living room watching Declan as Linda and Vince went upstairs.
"Vince.... How come we don't have that type of relationship anymore?"
Vince eyed her. "Uh... what type of relationship?"
"The type of relationship Paul and Stephanie have"
"Because we don't need that type of relationship... there relationship is based around sex. Now I think we should have a relationship like Marissa and Shane"
"But Stephanie and Paul's relationship seems more exciting"
Vince sighed. "That's only because there relationship is more active"
"Then we should have a more active relationship"
"We do have an active relationship" Vince said
"Well to me the genetic jackhammer hasn't been working so well"
Vince frowned. "Well Marissa and Steph are out and Paul and Shane are downstairs watching the baby... so do you want to put the jackhammer to the test"
"Would I ever" Linda whispered
Downstairs Paul was eyeing Shane
"What??" Shane asked
"What?"
"Why are you staring at me like that?"
"Because I was wondering how long you were going to sit here before you put some clothes on" Paul said
Shane looked down and realized he only had on a towel. "Oh... I forgot"
Paul shuddered. "Yeah well I didn't"
Shane went upstairs to put some clothes on and came back down ten minutes later
"You don't want to know what my parents are doing upstairs"
Paul shuddered. "It scares me to think about it"
Shane nodded. "They should really learn to close there door"
"Can't your mom get pregnant?" Paul asked
Shane eyed him. "I think she's too old and why the hell are you asking me"
Paul shrugged. "I don't know"
"Well do you and Stephanie use a condom?"
"Uh... why are you asking me that"
"Well the girls are gone, so I thought that maybe we could share our sex lives with one another"
Paul shrugged. "Well we used a condom...twice I'm sure of"
Shane eyed him. "Twice.... That's it"
"Yeah..."
"Uh.... is Stephanie on birth control?"
"No"
"Then how can she not be pregnant"
Paul shrugged. "She just isn't.... do you and Marissa use condoms?"
"Well we haven't had sex in a while"
Paul eyed him. "How long?"
"Since she was like... two months pregnant with Declan"
Paul's eyes widened. "But Declan is four months old... so that would make it eleven months ago"
Shane nodded. "I know"
Paul shook his head. "No wonder your relationship seems so strained"
"What do you think we should do?"
"Uh... well first you need to have sex"
"But we don't want to do it while Declan is in the room"
"Well.... I doubt we are going anywhere today so we will probably spend the night even though your parents don't want us to.... Declan can sleep in our room while you two... well you know"
"You sure?"
"Yeah... Stephanie wants a baby and this will give us a chance to have some practice"
"You're right"
Paul nodded. "Of course I am, but talk to her before you make any moves"
Shane nodded. "Right... got it"
A few hours later Marissa and Stephanie returned.
"So Marissa did you come back with any money?"
Marissa looked at him. "Uh... was I suppose to?"
Shane shook his head. "Never mind"
"So... Stephie... you didn't spend too much did you?"
"No Paul... I didn't"
"Ok" Paul said
"You see Shane... why can't you be more like Paul, he doesn't question Stephanie"
Shane sighed. "Because I am not Paul, Paul spoils Stephanie and lets her have what she wants"
"I do not.... I just want her to be happy" Paul said
"C'mon hun... I want to show you what I got from Victoria's secret" Stephanie said
Paul smirked. "Will you be trying some of it on?"
"Of course" She said dragging him upstairs
Shane turned back to Marissa. "Honey... I want to talk to you about something"
"Ok... about what?"
"Well me and Paul had a talk while you and Steph were out"
"Really... what did you talk about?"
"Well.... Sex"
Marissa looked at him. "You told Paul about our sex life"
"No....well yes but I......"
"How could you do that?"
"I was only trying to get some advice so our relationship could be better off. Stephanie and Paul have sex, god even my mom and dad have sex and we don't"
Marissa looked at him. "Is that what's bothering you?"
Shane looked at the ground. "Well...yes"
Marissa smirked. "Well why don't we take Declan into the room with Stephanie and Paul so we can fix this little problem"
"You mean that?"
"Yes"
Shane sighed. "But Stephanie is trying on Lingerie"
Marissa shrugged. "I know but Declan is sleeping so he won't see anything... unless you don't want to do anything tonight"
Shane quickly shook his head. "No... I never said that, let's go" He said grabbing her head
They moved the crib into Paul and Stephanie's room for Declan
"Shane next time knock.... I could have been naked" Stephanie said
Shane grimaced. "I will definitely remember that next time" He says lying Declan in the crib. "Ok bye guys" He said walking out and closing the door
Stephanie looked at him oddly, as she tried on more lingerie. "What was that all about?"
Paul laughed. "Isn't it obvious Stephie... someone is getting laid tonight"
