Summary: ok this story is about what happen when the shinobi bording school takes a school trip.
Chapter: 1 Field Trip Disclaimer: Iam checking the mail for a letter thats says i own naruto here it is...I dont own naruto OO wow that really caught me off guard.
all students waiting on the bridge with there teachers.
Aires: ok everyone its 12 o' clock and i think everyone is here so lets
Orochimaru: hold on Aires
Aires: what
Orochimaru: some ones not here, and who can guess who it is?
Asuma: kakashi
:12:45:
bus driver: I cant wait much longer you getting on or
Orochimaru: SHUT UP AND HOLD YOUR HORSES GOD KNOWS YOU NEED THE MONEY!
Asuma: maybe we should just
Orochimaru: wait were going to wait, i cant wait to hear his new excuse
:2 to 3 hours later:
kakashi: yo
Asuma: dont you yo me
Orochimaru: well look who is, its yo late ass, where the hell where you?
kakashi: i got lost on the road of life.
Orochimaru: do you want me to draw you a map you dumb ass!
Kakashi: well i could
Orochimaru: SHUT UP JUST GET ON THIS BUS.
Iruka: no wait before we get on this bus me and mizuki took the liberty of drawing a seating chart.
Orochimaru: Organization, you really are gay
Iruka: OMG I AM NOT GAY. how many times do you guys that?
Asuma: until you prove to us otherwise.
Kurenai: can we just use the seating chart my legs hurt from standing all day.
Orochiamru: i dont even car anymore!
Iruka: ok now then, mizuki go ahead and do the chart.
mizuki:
sasuke/ hinata
choji/ naruto
Shikamaru/ neji
gaara/ kiba
Lee/ temari
kankurou/ ino
sakura/ Orochimaru
asuma/ Iruka
kurenai/ Mizuki
Aires/ Kakashi
kabuto/tenten
Gai/ itachi
hana/ Kisame
Gekko/Tsunade
Shino/ shizune
Genma/Ebisu
Iruka: i think thats everyone.
everyone gets on bus
kurenai: were in for a 10 hour ride now does anyone have to go to the bathroom?
Everyone: nope were good.
bus driver: turns on bus
neji: i got to go to the bathroom.
kurenai: ok then does anyone else have to go to the bathroom.
everyone: looks around
kurenai: ok then let go!
Chapter: 2 10 hour bus ride
Disclaimer: hold on...nope still dont own naruto come back later.
hinata: um...so...I
Orochimaru: Shutup hinata!
Sasuke: HEY DONT TALK TO HER LIKE THAT!
Orochimaru: fine whatever!
Hinata: ...um...thank..um
Sasuke: OMG HINATA SHUTUP!
Asuma: god i need a smoke pulls out cigarette
Iruka: your not going to smoke that in here are you?
Asuma: were else would i smoke is?
Iruka: i told you this before, i dont want to inhale your second hand smoke.
Asuma: THEN DONT INHALE DUMBASS!
Iruka: are you trying to kill me?
Asuma: i dont know you tell me starts blowing cigarette smoke in Irukas face
Iruka: starts coughing
Shizune: so shino is it really all that healthy to have all those bugs in you, it must really be unconfortable, i mean there all moving around and stuff.
shino: opens mouth
Shizune: doesnt the buzing sound they make annoying, i would hate to have all those bugs in me, but iam just saying.
shino: OO
sakura: mr. orochiamru sensei?
Orochimaru: what!
Sakura: got any hobbies?
Orochimaru: are you flirting with me?
sakura: no iam just asking a question?
sasuke: kicking the seat infront of him would you shut up!
Orochiamru: what the hell turns around are you kicking this seat?
sasuke:yes would you two put a lid on it!
Orochimaru: hell no I
Tsunade: WHAT IS THE PROMBLEM BACK THERE!
Orochimaru: ITS FORHEAD SHES FLIRTING WITH ME, AND SHES TAKING UP ALL THE ROOM IN THE SEAT!
Aires: Orochimaru its not like your taking up much room.
Orochimaru: whats that suppose to mean you bimbo?
Aires: BIMBO!
orochimaru: thats right!
itachi: leaning into the seat in front of him so...um I got a car.
Ino: really?
sasuke: NO YOU DO NOT, you get around just like the most of us; the 69.
ino: WHAT! i dont talk to guys without cars.
itachi: huh
gai: she just scortched your ass, scortched it. hahahhaha
rock lee: yea she burned you. hahaha
itachi: iam going to kill these guys.
orochimaru: go ahead, we wont tell, we dont like them anyway.
gaara: sitting with his face really twisted up
kiba: dude what is wrong with you!
gaara: dont ...feel...good! starts spilling his guts all over the floor
neji: EEEWWW!
Sasuke: aw thats just gross, what is wrong with you.
gaara: motion sickness.
Genma: what the hell is that smell, its all wafting up here!
shino: when did you eat carrots?
orochimaru: WHAT! I KNEW ONE OF YOU DEVIL KIDS ATE MY CARROTS, AND HERE I WAS GOING TO KICK SHINO'S ASS.
Shino: huh?
gaara: is still hurling
orochimaru: when you get done hurling i am going to kick your ass!
everyone.
kakashi: gets up and talks to bus driver then comes back and talks to aires
aires: what! great! stands up EVERYONE THANKS TO GAARA glares at gaara where going to have to take a pit stop in canada.
sasuke: WHAT! GAARA YOU ASS!
Everyone: glares at gaara
(A/N: just so you know i dont have anything agaist canadains i just thought it would be kinda funny for the characters all to share a deep loating for them)
bus driver: stops infront of canadain gas station
sasuke: looking out the window look at them.
neji: in their fancy plaid flanels.
shikamaru: the lumberjacks.
Everyone: glares out window and steps out the bus
canadian: hello, can i help you all today.
everyone:... TT
Tsunade: GOD, I NEED A BIG O DRINK.
Neji: iam thristy, you thristy
sasuke: i coul use a tasty berverage
Orochimaru: GREAT! we'll all stop and get drinks.
asuma: yea i could use a 40 ounce.
iruka: first you smoke in front of me and now your going to drink.
asuma: yeah there a promblem?
iruka: yes i for one.
orochimaru: shut up! i refuse to spend anytime with a sobe tsunade, so were all geting drinks!
