I was cleaning and saw a spider last night. So what else would I do but turn that incident into an Angel/Collins fanfiction. It's just a short, fluffy fic. Hope you like it!
Angel and Collinsbelong to Jonathan Larson!
Angel and Collins stood in the doorway to their bed room. "EW, it's so gross." said Angel.
Collins nodded and said, "Yea it is! How come you whole apartment is clean, but the bedroom is trashed?" Angel shrugged and grabbed the vacuum.
"I don't know. I just never get around to cleaning it. Collins, there's too much stuff, lets just forget about it."
"Oh no, missy, tonight I would like to be able to get into bed without tripping."
Angel looked up a Collins and pouted. "Fine."
Collins began picking up trash lying around the room while Angel cleaned the burrow.
"Hey, Angel, why do you have a box of pregnancy tests and flavored condoms?" Collins dropped the boxes on the bed. "Why do you think I do, lover?" Angel crossed her arms and stared at him.
"Um, because there is something really big going on that you're not telling me about. You're either straight or a girl, not that I don't think of you as my girl, but you know what I mean."
Angel rolled her eyes. "They're Mimi's. She left them here a while back. Mimi was with this kinky guy and thought she may have been pregnant, but you can get rid of them."
The two of them went back to cleaning. Collins lifted up a cup and jumped on the bed screaming. "What the hell is that?" Angel dropped her box of makeup.
"Ugh, Collins, you made me drop my makeup." Angel looked over at him. He was standing on the bed pointing to something on the floor.
"What's wrong?" She asked.
"Come here...no, wait stay where you are. It might attack you." Collins said, frantically.
Angel slowly walked around the bed and saw a black spider moving across the carpet. "What? You mean the spider?"
"Ang, that thing is huge!" Collins sat on the bed, his eyes never leaving the spider.
Angel laughed and stood in front of the tiny bug. "Honey, it's less than an inch long. Why don't you kill it?"
Collins shook his head. "No way! I'm not going near that thing."
Angel rolled her eyes and stepped on the spider with her black heels. "You're such a baby, Tom Collins."
"It is dead?"
Angel walked over to him and nodded. "Yea, I killed it. We're almost done here so hop off the bed and get back to cleaning."
"What?" Collins voice squeaked. "There might be more. I'm not leaving this bed."
Angel smirked. "That works for me." She paused and looked at him. Angel grabbed his hands. "Come on, sweetie I wont let anymore big bad spiders near you."
"Yea, but-" Angel stopped his talking by kissing him.
"Help me clean and I'll take you up on the idea of never leaving this bed." She said.
Collins face lit up and he hopped off the bed. "I think that's a great plan, my Angel."
Collins looked down at the dead spider in disgust. Angel wrapped her arms around Collins. "Guess you not such a tough guy after all. Maybe we should switch positions tonight, honey."
Collins looked down at Angel who had an innocent expression on her face. "You know this is the second time you saved my life."
"Pardon?"
"You saved me in the ally and now from that huge spider."
Angel rested her head on Collins shoulder. "Lover, I'd hardly call this incident a life or death one."
Collins wrapped his arms around Angel. "The point is you are always saving me. You really are an angel, my Angel."
