A World Embroiled in Chaos

Chapter Thirty-Three: Mr. Sandman

A/N: Random humor in this chapter. Anyways, enjoy.

DISCLAIMER: Refer to chapter one's disclaimer.

Somewhere deeper in the desert of the east…

Kit and Yureidoru got up the next morning, and began to go deeper in the desert. "Do you know if this desert ever ends?" Yureidoru asked Kit, while looking on at the horizon, at the endless sands. "It does…but not for hundreds of thousands of miles. Also, the desert region is the harshest area of the supercontinent, so I suggest that we keep our guard up." Kit explained. Yureidoru nodded. Kit transformed into her Pichu form, which had black fur. "This form will actually make desert travel easier. It's best that you morph into your traveling form." She said. Yureidoru nodded, and became his Kirby form. He then transformed himself into a round stone, and rolled down the slight hill of the oasis, and into the desert. "Wait up!" Kit yelled, while dashing off after him.

Of course, after awhile, the hot desert sun began to make Kit tired. However, the still rolling rock of a Kirby seemed unaffected, and he was getting farther and farther ahead. "Wait…up!" Kit panted. "It… isn't safe… for us to be… separated… out here!" She yelled. Unfortunately, talking to the stone Kirby far up ahead was as useful as talking to an actual rock. Yureidoru just assumed that Kit was right behind him, and continued rolling. Eventually he stopped, and the stone effect wore off. He looked around for Kit, who was simply not there.

"Shit…" He muttered to himself, as the desert sun took its effect on him. He was tired. "Kit!" He yelled out. No reply. "Kit!" He tried again. No reply. He breathed in, paused, and cleared his throat. "….KKIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!" He yelled. Off in the distance, however, Kit heard him, and began to run, as fast as possible, but the scorching sands and relentless sun made things difficult.

On the other hand, Yureidoru waited in his place for a few minutes, but then discovered that the desert bandits, who were much better adapted than both the wanderers combined, were attracted to him by his yell. "Give us your valuables!" A bandit yelled. "… Wait… isn't he one of the ones who killed my brother's group, yesterday?" A bandit who was the leader, said. "I think he is. Let's get him." A third bandit said. "Let's make him pay with his life.

The two lackey bandits rushed forward, only to meet Yureidoru-Kirby's great metal warhammer. The leader bandit simply watched, and the remaining six of his lackeys rushed forward, all in various forms like Ness, Samus, Mr. Game and Watch, Roy, Marth, and Fox. Yureidoru kicked the Ness through the skull, the Game and Watch was done in a couple of punches. He sucked in the Samus, (and actually managing to swallow the bandit) copied the arm cannon, and blasted the Roy, Marth, and Fox into oblivion. After that, the copy ability wore off.

"Yureidoru!" A familiar voice yelled. It was Kit. "Bah. I'm getting tired. Meet me at the bandit stronghold if you want this desert to be rid of us, and new clans to begin to form." The leader said, as a small sandstorm encompassed him, and he disappeared. "Yureidoru, I sense the weapon! It's close!" Kit said. "Good. We can either go there, or the bandit stronghold. Where to first?" Yureidoru asked.

"The weapons. The bandit stronghold is no joke." Kit said. "Really? Those bandits seem pretty pathetic." Yureidoru stated. "I've researched this desert awhile ago. There were once twenty clans on this part of the continent, and even a lush forested area. However, the bandits came, and, led by the mighty warlord, Draco D' Zasclir, and his family, the bandits tore down all the clans. I don't think there are any left. Plus, Draco D' Zasclir destroyed the entire lush forest with his weakest form's bare hands, just to test what he could do. He then built his mighty stronghold in the wastelands where the forest once was. He's a dangerous adversary, who killed his own wife, and the man who was about to fight you; his name was Brendan D' Zasclir, Draco's older son. The leader of the bandits we killed yesterday, his name was Alvis D' Zasclir, the younger brother of Brendan. I'm sure that both Brendan and Draco are angry with us, so its best that we get the legendary weapon first." Kit explained. "…You sure know a lot. What direction is the desert in?" Yureidoru asked. Kit sighed, and closed her eyes. "I sense it… a little more northeast." She stated, heading in the direction she previously stated, as Yureidoru followed.

The two walked on for a little while, and the sun was beginning to set. "I the temple… it's on the horizon." Kit stated, motioning toward a pyramid-like structure in the distance. The two began to walk faster, and hopefully make it to the temple before nightfall, when a slightly eerie looking red-haired figure is desert clothing and a gourd on his back appeared from under the sand, with the sand slipping off him as he rose. By looking at his eyes, it looked like he was suffering from Insomnia. Suddenly, a random radio played out from all directions.

Mr. Sandman (Yes?) Bring us a dream…

"What the hell?" Yureidoru asked, as the song Mr. Sandman continued to play. "Where's the song coming from?" Kit asked. "…And what is that person doing?" She added, as the figure's gourd released a huge sandstorm, which blinded Kit and Yureidoru. Then, the figure disappeared in a small cyclone of sand. The music continued to go on throughout the harsh sandstorm, and then, after the music stopped, so did the sandstorm.

The place they were in now seemed slightly different. Kit looked around in all directions. "What? I can't see the temple anymore!" Kit sighed. "Well, at least there's a small oasis over there. Let's go." Yureidoru said, as they walked to the oasis. It was a pristine pond with two palm trees looming over it. Another figure was already there, in a hooded cloak, drinking water. "Excuse me? Do you know what side of the desert we're on?" Kit asked. The figure turned around, and stood up. He was fairly tall, and wore a mask, but his brown hair and eyes could be seen. "The south side." The figure replied. "Thanks." Kit replied, as she and Yureidoru began to drink the water in the pond. "So, where would you two be heading?" The figure asked. "We're searching for my legendary weapon. It's somewhere in this desert." Kit explained. "What a coincidence. I'm searching for my legendary scroll. Perhaps we should travel together for the time being?" The figure asked. "Sure… but what is your name?" Yureidoru asked. "Harris." The figure replied. "And you are?" He added. "I'm Yureidoru, and this is Kit." Yureidoru explained. "Nice to meet you." Harris replied.

Coming up: I'm not so sure where I'm going to go with the next chapter. Another dark chapter? A trip to the west? The sinking ship to the south? Find out tomorrow!

Until Next Chapter,

Biggoron

(ADDITIONAL DISCLAIMER: I do not own Gaara, or the Mr. Sandman song.)