Heyazz' ppl, I'm back! And HELL YEAH, uploading almost everyday..! You (un)lucky devils :P. By the way, I 've got many scaaary reviews and I hope you guys still don't hate me for what I did to Sakura yesterday, I mean c'mon I never planned such a thing it just came out of nowhere, but in the end, I guessed I liked to let y'all suffer a bit : P( yea, I know, I'm a bit sadistic >:D) Anyways, start reading already! And lemme know what cha think! \o/

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NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU FCKING DOBE! DAMN IT MY RESSURECTION I'D PLANNED FOR ENTIRE MY LIFE,AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ( Okay, I know that this doesn't really sound like the cold, cool Sasuke we're talking about, but I mean, damnzz , his goal for life has been torn apart. At least he thinks so at the moment.)

'Good, goodbye, Sasssuke-ku,kun.' When Sasuke heard Sakura's voice he snapped out of his thoughts. He looked at the pink haired kunoichi in front of him. She'd closed her eyes.

WTF am I doing… I'm strangling Sakura? Holy shit! Immediately he had let gone of her. She fell on the ground. Damn it! Is it too late? Did I just kill her…? It wouldn't be the first time if he did, but somehow the thought of killing Sakura freaked him out. He buried his head in her chest (NO people, don't get the wrong idea, tho I know it's tempting… : D).

'Sakura, don't you die at me!'

What! Did I just say something like that? OMG! What kinda Uchiha am I?

Screw that, just as long as she lives…

Hey, by the way, her boobs are sooooo……ehehehe

SHUT UP YOU PERV!

When he heard her heart beat, he released a deep breath he didn't even realise he was holding. She was all right, apart from being unconscious. He calmed down.

That was close. Che, I never, never let my emotions took over me before except with Itachi. What's happening with me? He preformed a genjutsu on Sakura, so that she wouldn't attract too much attention. Although he would want to, he couldn't deny she was beautiful and bringing a beautiful young woman in a motel full of troublesome, male ninja's wouldn't be something smart. Carefully he took her in his arms in bridal style and walked towards the motel. When he stepped in he ignored the looks of the brutal men and walked upstairs. His, or no, their room stood on the end of the hall. It really wasn't something promising, though. Not that he would've expected a wonderful, great hotel suite, hell no. But this was, this was just… indescribable! Let's say that even a pig's shelter would've been better than staying here.

'This is suicide.' He muttered. In the centre of the (ahem) so called 'room' stood a huge thing, with dirty sheets on it.

'Is this supposed to be a bed?' He had a second thought about laying her on the bed. It was not like he could drop her off on the floor, right? As gently as he could he lay her on the bed. He had a problem. Where the hell was he going to lie? His eyes went up and down from the bed and Sakura, bed Sakura, Sakura bed… :S

Shit, what am I supposed to do now? The original plan was that I was going to lie beside her, but on the other hand, 'her' was supposed to be Hinata --

Fck the original plan! Ready………: go! Jump on top of her!

Sounds…goo, wait a sec! Jump into hell!

Ya are weird all right…

After that Inner-Sasuke shut his mouth, the real Sasuke decided not to sleep at all. He sat on a wooden 'thing' he thought was a chair.

Okay, Hinata and dobe are getting married. But, still that doesn't make sense why she lay in Hinata's bed. She couldn't possibly just drop in and spend the night over in the Hyuuga heiresses' bed. She sure has a lot to explain when she wakes up. But then again, me too. I mean, I kidnapped her and don't forget to mention; almost strangled her to death. But before I'll do the explaining, I have to make sure she doesn't try to escape again.

He took his head in his arms. 'Damn this headache.'


Knock, knock…

Knock, knock, knock…

Knock…

'Neji, damn it,look who's knocking! I'm trying to sleep here!'

Knock, knock, knock, knock…

'Why don't you look yourself!'

Knock, knock, knock…

'I have a mission tomorrow, all right? I need all the sleep I can get!'

KNOCK, KNOCK! --'

'That's not an excuse, I have several missions too.'

'Just GO!'

'Hn…' Neji got up. 'Troublesome woman,' he grumped sleepy. He was kinda irritated.

I mean, who wouldn't be, if someone came to bother him in the middle of the night. He was very surprised to find his cousin to be the intruder.

'Hinata-sama, what's going on?'

'Umm.. Neji-niisan, gomen ne, bbut it's important. Yyou mmust go to Go,godaime-sama for an important mmission.' His eyes narrowed.

'What can be so important to interrupt me and my wife in the middle of the night?'

'Neji, who is it?' A third person came to the door.

'Hinata-san? What are you doing here?'

'Ssorry Tenten-ssan, bbut it's important, it's about Sakura-san.' Tenten suppressed a yawn while Neji asked:

'What about her?'

'She, she has been kkidnapped!'

'WHAT?'


When Sakura opened her eyes, everything was blurry.

'Mmm.. what did happen to me.' Not much later she remembered. Oh, yea, now I know, I was being strangled by Sasuke-kun…:S But where am I? She got up a bit dizzy and saw Sasuke sitting in front of her. Hey, what is he doing here? I must be dead and he has to be an angel or something. Shit, why doesn't that make anysense > # ?

'So you did finally wake up.' Huh? Is Sasuke- angel talking to me? And since when did heaven look like a pigs' shelter? God can be sooo weird sometimes… :S But then she asked the question she found the most important.

'Umm.. Sasuke- angel-sama, am I… am I going to heaven or hell?' She closed her because she was afraid of his judgement. It was silence for a moment. Then she heard the angel chuckle and when she had the courage to open her eyes, she found the ' ' angel' rolling on the floor, laughing so hard that he had almost tears running threw his cheeks.(ALMOST, ppl almost. The guy is always so stressed so what should be wrong with letting him laugh a bit sometimes, right : P)

'WHAHAHAHAHA… HAHAHAHAHA… THIS IS SO DARN FUNNY HAHAHAHA!'

She sweatdropped. Where is he laughing at so suddenly… Does this mean that I'm going to hell? Heaven? Oh my god he 's kinda freaking me out :S

'Umm.. Sasuke-angel-sama, what are you laughing for?'

'HAHAHAHA… DID YOU JUST REALLY CALL ME SASUKE-ANGEL-SAMA? HAHAHA GOT TO REMEMBER THAT ONE!' She was very confused.

'Why is that? You must be used to that name, right. You've probably been called those way loads of times. At least from the people who knew the human- Sasuke.'

This made him only laugh harder.

'AH. MUST. WHAHA STOP.HAHAHAHA LAUGHING. TOO FUNNY… HAHAHA. '

Oh crap, this is just too funny, I can't stop laughing, damn it! At this rate I'm gonna die due laughing.. How pathetic. But look at her face… she really thinks she is on the gates of heaven or hell. WHAHAHAHA! Hey, wait a sec, if I stop laughing, I may take advantage of this situation. So he stopped, and there appeared a very, very evil grin on his face… (like this >: D)

'I'm going to ask you 3 questions, and it'll depend on how you answer those questions, if you will go to heaven or hell… '

' Is this something about knowledge?'

'Well, let's say some sort… Are you ready?' She gulped. There we go… Wonder if I'm really gonna make it to heaven… :X

LOLOL, she agreed… Now let me see, what am I going to ask?

Dude… maybe you can let her show her breas..'

WTF! Shut up! I'm planning on gaining some useful information!

What's wrong with her showing that? Trust me you'll never get this chance again, It'll be a once in a lifetime thingy…

I know, damn I don't know what happened to her. Me strangling her must have some side effects or what ever or perhaps the genjutsu I put on her, I'm just glad with the way things are…

'Okay, listen clearly, these are my questions…'


TADAAAAAA! Yup, again evil me! Sorry, I just had to do this one... :) Well, don't hate me just yet, okay? Anyways I think I'll upload like tomorrow or somethingz'. Got a loooooooot of writing to do ;)

Lemme know what cha think and by the way; every idea is welcome, every..! So don't go shy on me : P

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