Testing Hearts
A.N: Two New Friends in England, and My Sister will be added to, one day. I'm still trying to jump over that writer's block, while doing this. It does help me think so don't flame, well you can flame, but not about that.
Disclaimer: No, I don't own the Labyrinth. Happy?
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Ah... Halloween, All Hallow's Eve, Samhain. Day when the veil between realms is the thinnest. Day my sister and her friends decide that me, my cousins, and my 17 year old neice are old enough to watch my nephews and neice by ourselves, and take them trick-or-treating.
Anyway, as I was saying. This Halloween is going to be great!
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Standing sentry in the hall. I finally got the courage to exit my room, then tried to dash back in as I remembered that kids from school lived next door. I inhaled deeply and exited. Hearing a scream I rushed out to the living room, all fears of my attire vanishing. Though the short, shredded, black pleather mini-skirt was a bit of an obstacle, then you add in the high-heeled, pleather, black knee-high boots that were hell to run in... Oh never mind, forget the outfit for now, wait, dammit, shift the wings slightly, why did they feel like more than fake ones? Anyway, run, run, ah ha! Living room! 'There the- Holy shit!'
I snapped to a halt, and tripped, landing on my neice, who by the way was just sitting there like an idiot. Oh wait! I'm supposed to be telling a story, hehe... Oh dear, anyway... I saw the problem imediately, little twisted creatures were playing tug-of-war with my nephews, v.s. my cousins, Shellee and Michelle... Oh damn... Never mind that, let's get back to business... I saw a creature about to grab my unprotected neice. The newborn, not the one sitting there like an idiot. Which left me with two choices, swing high or low? I grabbed a broom and chose low, and there goes a flying critter feature. Heh, nevermind... Anyway I swung, grabbed my newborn neice, and turnned to leave, stepping on a crystal the creature had dropped as it learned how to fly. The tinkling of breaking glass sounded as the world spun and I fell foreward into oblivion.
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The disappearance of their cousin caused a temporary distraction and the goblins grabbed Leslie's three nephews... Ooooh was she gonna be pissed when she found out... 'Eeek! Enough lamenting on the horrors that shall befall you when Leslie finds out! Just figure out ho- Holy Shit! Man in tight pants! Tight leather... Open collar.. on.. shirt... drool... Wait! Think of Leslie! Think of the children! Think of Leslie using one of her various blades when she finds out about the children! Okay! I'm better now.' Michelle slapped herself once more for good measure. Shellee then spoke. "Where are the children! WHERE IS MY COUSIN!"
'Ack! Reminder, never. Get. Shellee. Mad!' Michelle gave a slight squeak as the leather-clad man spoke. "The children, and your cousin, are safe in a chamber of my castle. Though I should whip your cousin for interfering." A picture of the leather-clad man standing over her cousin, her naked and bound cousin, bearing a whip appeared in her mind. Michelle slapped herself again to get such perverted thoughts out of her head. It wasn't working.
"I. Want. My. Cousin. And. The. Children. Back! NOW!" Shellee shrieked loudly.
Theresa, Leslie's other neice, stood. "I don't want them back though! Let them stay where ever the fuck they are!"
The leather-clad man was about to leave when a shriek premeated the air. Shellee had Theresa in a strangle hold, she has a younger brother, and was screaming that if they didn't come back then Shellee was going to take Leslie's place and gut them all with her nice pointy swords and daggers. To their surprize Michelle spoke up. "PLEASE! PLEASE BRING THEM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! SHELLEEE WITH A KNIFE IS SCARY! SHELLEE TAKING LESLIE'S PLACE WITH KNIVES IS SCARIER! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
The leather-clad man finally agreed, "13 hours mi'ladies. You have only 13 hours in which to complete the Labyrinth and get your cousin and the children back, or they stay with us forever."
Decisively Michelle turnned to Theresa, "This is all your fault!" And then ran after her sister, who was already half way down.
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Near-by, a certain brunette named Sarah also began her journey.
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A.N: This is something that popped in one day and wouldn't leave, like Kunzite from Sailor Moon, he just turnned my old bedroom into subdimensional hideaway for evil bishounen. Damn him!
