A World Embroiled in Chaos
Chapter Fifty-One: When the Spoofs Collide
A/N: Well, I actually think it's about time to make a spoof chapter. Yes… a MEGA spoof chapter… just to brighten the mood a bit from all the current serious-ness. (Unless you count the beer party. That wasn't serious. lol). Yeah… however, this will be the last spoof chapter of the story. Seriously. …The cool aid man thing is an inside joke, by the way…as will the new guest of the chapter.
DISCLAIMER: Refer to Chapter One's Disclaimer. I also do not own any of the spoofs in this chapter.
…Inside the Forest… the night of the beer party…
The Cool Aid man was running away. He was being hunted down. He didn't want to have to pay for another wall. Breaking walls was his life… his job. He had no money to pay for the walls he broke… and now two drunks were chasing after him… they were out for his blood (or in this case, fruit punch filling).
"OH NO!" He yelled, running as fast as he can. He heard the two drunks coming up from behind him. "W… wait a minute… we just want to… drink you…!" Tyler yelled, sounding a little tipsy. The cool aid man panicked, and ran through the dark forest. "In here." A voice stated. It was then that the cool aid man walked into where the voice directed him. It was Phill… and a large cross-eyed moose, which stood on its hind legs and had a camera hanging around its neck.
"OH… what?" The cool aid man asked. Phill put a hand on the cool aid man's shoulder. "Quiet. I know your situation. You are safe in here." He stated. "OH-KAY!" The cool aid man yelled. "He said quiet!" The moose yelled. "Don't mind him… he's just the picture moose." Phill stated. (Very inside joke). The moose took a picture of the cool aid man with his camera.
It was at that moment that Tyler and Megan saw the flash, and discovered the hiding place. "Oh hey little fellers -hic- wanna come to the amusement park?" Tyler asked.
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"Run!" Phill yelled. The three ran as fast as they could, into a lake… when Pelland flew by, with Dyougandara on his back. It was at that moment that the seven came into a clearing. The picture moose took a picture of everyone and dove into the bushes. Pelland ate Tyler. Megan smashed Dyougandara over the head with a beer bottle. The cool aid man and Phill ran away…
This Chapter's Epilogue…Phill has drunk the cool aid man. The cool aid man is now dead. (No more appearances for him). Phill sighed, and decided that he's wandered around aimlessly for enough time, now. He chose to head back to the base of Clan Wildfire.
Pelland ended up spitting out Tyler, and they each went their separate ways, Tyler gong back to the bar, and Pelland going hell knows where.
Megan went back with Tyler to the bar, and Dyougandara got a concussion.
The Picture Moose was never seen again…
END
Ok. That had to be the most stupid and random chapter ever… oh well. I had to put it. There will be no more spoof chapters, as this is their funeral. …Moment of silence………………………………………………..
All right, now, back to serious business. I'll have a mountain chapter up later tonight. See ya then.
Until Next Chapter,
Biggoron
