Testing Hearts

Disclaimer: No, I don't own the Labyrinth. Happy?

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The whole of the Fey Kingdom watched in fascination as a small, young, girl yelled at the infamous Goblin King. Yes my dears, I was once again screaming at him. This time for dropping my cousin in a oubliette. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TO MY COUSIN?" I demanded at the top of my lungs.

"Sh-"

"Kinetat, shut up!" Katherina hissed.

"Bu-"

"SHUT UP!" Both Katherina and I yelled at him.

Meekly he sat down. Well, more like lay down and looked up girl's skirts.

Katherina shook her head and sat down to avoid that experience, making sure it didn't happen to me as well.

"And they say Hell is just a sauna," She murmured whimsically.

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Michelle looked around, "Theresa?"

The tired teen looked up at her aunt's cousin. "Yes?" She demanded somewhat testily.

"Sarah?"

The girl who wasn't even related to either of them groaned. "What is it this time."

"... Shellee?"

Silence.

"Shellee?"

Theresa and Sarah both looked around curiously.

"SHELLEE?"

It was an undeniabled fact by now. Shellee Ogawa, had disappeared.

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Once again a resounding SMACK! echoed through the kingdom.

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A.N: You know? I think I just like smacking him... Hmmm... This is strange, I think I need to reschedule my appointment with my therapist.