Testing Hearts
Disclaimer: No, I don't own the Labyrinth. Happy?
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Kinetat gaped at thin air. Katherina was not behaving anymore eloquently, she was flat out staring. The other various fae were just wondering why it took so goddamn long.
Me? Well, I wasn't exactly there anymore. You see, the empty spot they were staring at, was where I used to be standing, till I smacked the sadistic asshole, again.
Yes, me in all my pink ballroom dressed glory, with that GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING CORSETTE on, smacked him. I think I have a death wish... Probably, I am suicidal after all.
Anyway, back to Kinetat and Katherina...
"OH MY LORD! DID SHE JUST SMACK JARETH?"
Kinetat closed his mouth and cleared his throat. "I'm sure you'd have been able to ask her if she was still here."
There was a pause. "Dammit, why does she get to have all the fun?" Katherina pouted, and then realised where she still was. "... Oops?"
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"OOMPH!" There was a small thud and a dry voice spoke up. "Well now, I just couldn't learn from the first time huh. I just had to smack him again. Baka Leslie."
There was another voice in the dark. "Leslie? Is that you?"
A pause, "Shelsie?"
"LIE!" A body went flying towards the first voice, and landed somewhere near the speaker's feet.
"Ooookaaaay..."
"Ow."
"Yeah, I bet."
"Hardy-har-har, very funny."
"Hmmm... This is odd..."
"What?"
"I coulda sworn it was pitch black in here a minute ago."
"... It still is."
"... Oh... Shit."
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Somewhere else a clock struck 3.
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