Concise and To the Point Extended

By Greenfly

Due to the popularity of 'Concise and To the Point' I thought I'd carry on. Here lies any unrelated drabbles I come up with that are written in as few a words as possible. I hope you like. :-)

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Really, I don't.


Harry and Ginny were dating.

Smooch.

Harry left her to find the Horcruxes.

Noble git.

Harry destroyed them all.

"Yay!"

Voldemort: "I am most displeased."

Harry got injured.

"Bummer"

Voldemort: "I'm so happy I could dance the Funky Chicken."

Ginny fixed Harry right up.

"Yay!" Smooch. "Oh drat, foiled again…"

Harry proposed and Ginny agreed.

"Yay!" Smooch.

They told Hermione.

"Finally!"

They told Ron.

"Somebody pass the Odgens'"

They told Mrs Weasley.

"Quick! Call St. Mungo's! I think she's crushed him..."

They had twins.

"Do you think they'd notice if we sold one?"

They called them Bill and Ben.

"...Eh?"

The kids grew up.

"Mwahahaha…"

Their favourite uncles were Fred and George.

"Lord have mercy; kill me now."

They went to Hogwarts.

"Hiya Peeves!"

They did their uncles proud.

Filch: "I am most displeased."

The 'happily ever after' was debatable.

Smash. BANG! "Oh bugger…"

Especially when the twins each had twins of their own…

"MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!"

The End.


A/N

I have written two other fics that are… missing scenes from these drabbles, you could say. I might post them together or separately, but they should be up in a few days. To give you a taster, one is called 'Dancing the Funky Chicken', and it stars our dear old Uncle Voldemort… Mwa ha ha haaa…