Scene III: Back in the boys bedroom.
Josh is sound asleep in his bed, obviously hasn't moved since Drake left there 20 minutes ago. Drake decides that drastic times come for drastic measures. He climbs the ladder up to his bed to grab the bullhorn. He returns to Josh's bedside and gets close to Josh's ear.
Drake: JOSH! JOSH! WAKE UP! I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU!
Josh: What the…! Drake? Is Oprah ok?
Drake: Oprah's fine! Stop asking me that!
Josh: What's up? You look like you've been running a marathon.
Drake: We're being BABYSAT again! Mom and Dad aren't leaving us alone! They don't trust us!
Josh: Grammy's coming! Awesome! Bingo, meatball salad, and some hug time! Why are you upset? I thought you liked her…
Drake: No, Josh, Grammy's not coming.
Josh: Aw, Jeez! I was really looking forward to bingo!
Drake: Your cousin Jennifer from New York is coming!
Josh: Jen's coming! That's awesome! I haven't seen her in years!
Drake: If she's from your side of the family, she's not awesome…
Josh: Not all of us are
genetically coded the same way. She's got none of the geekiness.
Trust me. You'll like her.
Drake: Whatever! Well, don't expect
me to be hanging out and bonding with another "Nichols" weirdo.
I'm gonna be out except for a shit, shower and shave, got
it?
Josh: Well, that's up to you, but I think that you guys will really get along.
Drake: We'll see.
Audrey (calling from the kitchen): Boys! Dinner's ready.
