Scene XIII: The next day at school
Josh is at his locker getting his books for his next class. Drake comes running up to him. He looks upset.
Drake: Josh! We've got a big problem.
Josh: What? Did Oprah get cancelled?
Drake: Will you stop your obsession with Oprah? You're really close to a restraining order, you know.
Josh: Sorry. I just get so worried.
Drake: We've got a much bigger problem, mi hermano. I just saw Megan outside talking to another boy. Except this time she wasn't just talking. She was smiling! Smiling, Josh! That's not good!
Josh: So she's smiling. I smile when I talk to you.
Drake: Ok, you're creeping me out. Can we please talk about Megan.
Josh: So, you're afraid that she's all of a sudden liking boys because she's a "woman"? Would you relax, please?
Drake: I know, I know… I just never thought I'd react this way. Aren't you worried?
Josh: Of course I'm worried. But she's 12! Twelve year olds don't do stuff that you do to girls.
Drake: But she won't be 12 for long… Just imagine when she starts dating!
Josh: Leave the poor girl alone! She's smart. She'll know what to do!
Josh closes his locker door and slips on his backpack. He and Drake head off to study hall. Josh is thinking exactly what Drake is thinking. But he won't show it. Someone has to have the cool head in this situation
