Okay welcome to… wait a minute why am I writing this fic… Who am I? I'm so confused.
Makeover 1?
+.: Lee plus beauty salon equals makeover:.:
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It was a normal day for Lee he was waking up, getting dressed, putting his contacts on.
"Time to go get my laser eye surgery" said Lee.
Then Jackie Chan came crashing through the wall.
"Oh wrong show" said Jackie Chan.
He was walking down the street and noticed the address he was given took him to a beauty salon.
"Maybe they do the eye surgery here too" said Lee.
But when he walked into the salon everyone hid behind their chairs.
Then a woman walked out from the back and yelled "AAHH! I'M BLIND"
Then a blind guy came from the back.
"Quick ugly man come with me for a makeover"
"Uh… Okay" said Lee.
In the back…
"Naruto when did you become the makeover artist!" yelled Lee.
"Oh they needed someone who could look at you and still be sane" said Naruto.
"So why are Gaara, Sasuke, and Neji here too?" asked Lee.
"Oh they wanted to help make you less ugly also" said Naruto.
"What!"
But then a baseball bat hit his head from the back.
"Good job Ron Burgundy lead Anchorman" said Naruto.
"Time to buy new suits" said Ron leaving.
Then Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, and Gaara slowly started to give him a makeover.
1 year later…
"It took a while but I think we finally did it" said Naruto.
"I wonder what the others will think of him" said Neji.
"It doesn't matter, all that matters is that we made one person less ugly in this beautiful world of ours" said Naruto.
Then Hinata walked by.
"Quick another person needs a makeover!" said Sasuke.
"Lets go A-team!" said Gaara.
They left Lee all alone wearing something made his face look like a mummies.
Lee slowly woke up…
"Man what happened" said Lee getting out of is chair.
Then Luke Skywalker walked over.
"Hi you must be Lee, I'm here for your laser Eye surgery" said Luke.
"Um… okay" said Lee.
Then Luke used the force and the light saber went through Lee's right Eye.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled Lee.
Later…
Everyone was gathered around to see Lee's new face.
Naruto slowly unwrapped the cloth covering his face.
"AH!" yelled Sakura fainting.
"Now I shall remove this protective potato head mask" said Naruto.
"He's… he's… GAARA!" said Ino.
"Oh ya I forgot we gave him a makeover because he wanted eyebrows" said Naruto.
"Thanks for the eyebrows Naruto" said Gaara.
Then he walked over and slowly unwrapped the cloth.
"Now to remove this protective box," said Naruto.
"He's…"
"He's…"
"He's…" said all the girls at once.
Then they all jumped Lee asking him out on dates.
"What about me!" said Sasuke?
"What about you?" said all the girls.
That must mean they did a really good job on Lee huh?
To Be Continued?
