Title: I Forget?

Creator: DREW BERRYMORE! No? Dammit.

Chapter title?

Ch.2 Give up the toad now?

Naruto and friends were in train and were heading to Hogwarts.

"So Naruto the letter said we were starting off as what years?" said Sasuke.

"He said we were starting off as 3rd years" said Naruto.

"Sometimes I wonder what happens when you combine magic and Ninjutsu together" said Sakura looking out the trains window.

Sasuke and Naruto looked at each other and both said, " you don't wanna know".

"What? Why?" asked Sakura?

"Umm…" said Sasuke and Naruto.

Flashback…

"FIREBALL JUTSU!" said Sasuke the suddenly

-Fart noise-

Sasuke was instead shooting Fire out his butt!

One week later…

He was still farting.

End flashback…

"Oh" said Sakura.

At Hogwarts Great Hall…

"Now let the feast of a thousand toads begin!" said Dumbldore. I don't know how you spell his name.

"YOU GUYS DO TOAD!" yelled Naruto.

"What? What's the problem with it?" said Harry Potter.

"Let me tell ya bout it, stud"

"You'll get chills, all through your body, and you'll lose all control

Of your Bladder and your sphincter, that's your butt hole!

Cause if you use toad! Then I'm tellin' you

You can kiss your life goodbye

Ya when you use toad, It'll mess you up!

It'll make your momma cry that's no lie you'll choke on your tongue and die

Gotta give it up!" sang Naruto dancing all around the great hall.

"Give up the toad now" said Harry Potter.

"It's No joke, Buddy give it up" sang Naruto

"Gotta give up the toad now" sang some Females from Ravenclaw.

"And don't smoke or you'll see

It hurts to pee

They'll be blood, Gushin from ya, every time that ya cough

And forget, getting lucky… It falls off

Ya, ya better wize up… cause I'm tellin you

Toad is one land dope forbids

Gotta give it all up!

Or you're gonna see!

Your whole life will hit the skids and your kids will be born without eyelids

Gotta give it up"

"Give up the toad now, thanks to you Naruto give it up (give it up)" sang the females.

"Give up the toad now" said Sasuke.

"Thanks to you Naruto" sang the females.

"Give it up!" said Naruto.

"Give up the toad now Woo! Woo! Woo!" sang the females.

"I'm no fool" sang Naruto.

"Shabadobop" sang the females.

"Naruto's cool"

-Clapping sound-

"YA!" said everyone at once.

"Wow we've never spontaneously broke out into song before" said Harry.

"You guys are the coolest we'll never touch a toad again" said Ron.

"Excuse me but do I know you?" said Naruto to Ron.

Okay short chapter…

To Be Continued or will it?