Title: I finally got it Naruto goes to hell!

Name: what's my name?

Creator of Naruto: Jim Kishimoto?

Ch.3 Peanuts and Crackers?

"Okay let today's breakfast begin!" said Dumbldore.

But when he clapped instead of food dead bodies appeared instead!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled everyone except Naruto.

"COOL! Dead body for breakfast haven't tried that yet" said Naruto.

"STOP!" yelled Dumbldore.

They all froze and a guy was floating in the air frozen solid.

Then he clapped and the bodies became food.

Everyone was eating and everything went back to normal until Naruto did this.

A giant Eagle came inside carrying Naruto like on that episode of Zatch Bell.

When Naruto hit the teachers dinning table he was in a bananas suit.

Then he sang.

It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time

Where he at

Where he at

Where he at

Where he at

There he go

There he go

There he go

There he go

Peanut butter jelly

Peanut butter jelly

Peanut butter jelly

Peanut butter jelly

Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat


Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat


Now, break it down and freeze

Now, break it down and freeze

Now, break it down and freeze

Now, break it down and freeze

Now tic tac toe (uh-huh)

Tic tac toe (let's go)

Tic tac toe (you got it)

Tic tac toe (let's ride)

Now, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your style

Now, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, your style

Where he at

Where he at

Where he at

Where he at

There he go

There he go

There he go

There he go.

Then everyone was like WTF!

Then he got in trouble

But what really happened as he got to have a whole week off of school! Because of his amazing voice.

The next week…

"Man I feel so drunk" said Naruto.

"Can you even get drunk" said Sasuke.

"I, I, I think you need to get laid big time" said a drunk Naruto like Stewie griffin would say it if drunk.

"(Beep) You" said Sasuke.

"UHUHUHUHUHU!" laughed Naruto then fainting and snoring loudly.

"Ya I'm just gonna walk away now" said Sasuke.

The next day…

"Class I have some news tomorrow Dumbldore declares it song day of the week" said Professor Mc(something can't remember). Hey can you guys tell me how to spell their names I forget.

Then Naruto got on top of his table and stood up proudly.

"And its all thanks to…

To Be Continued?

"Man I didn't get to finish my sentence" said Naruto.

"No! WAIT!-"

-dead silence-