Behold I'm Not Starting the chapter off as usual! And behold. I just want you all to know this is the 4th to last fanfiction I will ever make. But if you want me to make a fic for the game Tales Of Symphonia for a giant finale then by the end of the story I will need 100 reviews. Now this is not a request to update but just for me to make one more fic. And if you like humor read these other two humorous fics.
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Creator of Naruto: … My Cat?
Ch.4 I give chapters stupid names.
"Sometimes I wish I could kill Dumbldore" said Sakura.
"I know he ticks me off!" said Sakura.
"…"
"…"
"You thinking what I'm thinking" said Sakura.
"Sakura-Chan? Why are you talking to yourself?" said Naruto.
"AH!" yelled Sakura fainting.
"This is worse than when we got to Hogwarts" said Naruto.
Flashback…
"Holy cow this school is huge" said Sasuke.
"My God this school is freakin' sweet" said Naruto.
Then some people popped right in front of Naruto and his friends.
Then they went into song
"We only live to kiss ass"
"Kiss
it! I'll even wipe it for you"
"From
here on in its Easy Street."
"Any
bars on that street?" asked Naruto.
"24 happy hours a day"
"Oh,
boy" said Naruto
"We'll
stop jehovas at the gate"
"Lemme
see that pamphlet sir"
SMACK
"My
god this school is freakin' sweet!" said Naruto
"I make lunch, Clyde cooks brunch"
"Each
and everyday."
"Chocolate
cake ala Blake."
"100
bucks Blake is gay" said Naruto
"We'll
do your nails and rub your feet."
"Oh
that's not nessa--Oh, my" said Hinata who is also attending.
"We'll
do the best we can with Sakura"
"Are you saying im ugly?" said Sakura.
"It
doesn't matter dear you're practically rich now"
"We'll
do your homework every night"
"It's
really hard." said Sasuke
"That's
why we got that Steven Hawking guy."
"My
god this school is freakin' sweet!"
"I used to pass lots a gas Hinata ran away" sang Naruto.
"Now
we've got 30 rooms hello beans good bye spray" sang Naruto
"We'll
take a bullet just for you"
"Oh.
what a coincidence I've got one" said Neji.
"Neji!"
said Hinata
"Prepare
to suck that golden teet"
"Now
that your at this school
We'll gladly be your bitch."
"My
god this school is freakin' sweet!" sang everyone
"Welcome!"
From now on each chapter Naruto will be singing a song from the family guy episodes.
End flashback…
"Ah those were the days" said Naruto
Defense against the dark arts class…
"Today class we will learn a very hard to learn spell called kanfglasfdjahgnvhn'stuff" Said their teacher.
Everyone's faces who were confused.
"Let me repeat the spell kanfglasfdjahgnvhn'stuff f That should be easy enough to remember right?" said Mad eye moody.
"Oh think I know what you mean" said Naruto.
"Well try the spell" said Moody.
"kanfglasfdjahgnvhn'stuff" said Naruto.
All of a sudden the school exploded.
"Oh I forgot that spell destroys stuff" said Moody.
"NARUTO!" said Hinata now mad at Naruto.
Then he sang.
"I recognize that tone, tonight I sleep alone, But still this school is freakin' sweet!" sang Naruto
kanfglasfdjahgnvhn'stuff?
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translation: To Be Continued?
