The Magical tale of the Mischievous Malfoys
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Chapter Two: Raves and Ronniekins!
The two Malfoy males were back, safely home. Having jinxed the unsuspecting family and their guests, they thought it might be time to have a rave.
But before the raving began, they sat down and had a man-to-man talk. About how totally SCANDALOUS their jinxes had been!
"Like, ohmygosh!" Draco gushed to his father. "Did you see how BAD I got that nitwit Potter! He falls MADLY in love with the second person he meets on each day! I thought about having it be the first, but, 'The second person you meet each day' has such a better ring to it, don't you think!"
"Like, Yeah, Sonny Boy!" Lucius exclaimed to his giggling son. "And those twins? They were already, like TWINS! Now they're stuck together. Isn't it FABULOUS! And that mudblood Granger, she's totally befuddled!"
"Yeah, dad! That's just swell!" Draco said enthusiastically. "They won't know what hit them! I'm not QUITE sure what jinx I put on 'Dear Ronniekins' though, we'll just have to wait and see!"
"Quite so, quite so," Lucius concluded. He then continued, "Don your surgical mask, Sonny Boy, It's time for a… RAVE!"
The Malfoy Males then proceeded to rave like there was no tomorrow.
Scene Change, Booya!
(We pick up where we left the Weasley family last, having an awkward moment in their kitchen.)
Ginny stood, staring at her family, her mouth agape. What the hell was Ron saying? Why was Hermione so incredibly interested in her twin brothers? And why, oh why, did it appear that Harry was madly in love with Ron?
"Am I the only SANE one around here! What happened to you guys? You weren't like this last night!" Ginny stated.
"Jus' keepin' it real, yo," Ron eloquently affirmed.
"Hehehe! Isn't it MARVELOUS!" Harry giggled, and quickly went back to gazing at Ron. Having not had much relationship experience, he usually kept his flirting within the limits of gazing fondly and laughing at everything his object of choice said.
Mrs. Weasley, having now figured out more or less what was wrong with her, now chose to speak in three-word-or-less sentences. "To…day….Di…a….gon…Alley?" She spluttered.
Ginny took the reins of this conversation and said "That will be quite nice. Everybody go get your stuff, we're going to Diagon Alley. Hermione, stop crying, and get away from Forge's arms. Harry, get your act together! Stop giggling, for God's sake! Ron, take that ridiculous necklace off!"
Ron, slinging a familiar looking necklace on a thick gold chain around his neck, prompted this last comment. The necklace had, emblazoned in gold letters, "My Sweetheart" written on it. "Dis mah bling, yo! Don' make me take it off!" He shrieked, which sent Harry off on another fit of giggles.
"Fine, have it your way, then," said Ginny, now totally exasperated. We're going, anyhow." She strode over to the fireplace and proceeded to drop a handful of green powder into the flames, yelled "Diagon Alley!" and off she went.
The rest of the family, however, found this simple task most difficult. Ron went after Ginny, shouted "Diagon All-izzle, yo!" He found himself, a bit later, in the fireplace in Hagrid's hut.
Harry, amid fits of giggles, spluttered "Diagon Alley!" He, moments later, found himself in Knockturn Alley once again.
Mrs. Weasley was in the fireplace, ready to shout her destination. She, however, only got out "Di…" before she disappeared in a large WHOOSH of flames. The family never really did find out where she went. Somewhere in Ireland, they suspected.
FredandGeorge were next. They crammed themselves with some difficulty into the fireplace, but did get to their desired destination.
Hermione had the most trouble. She jumped right into the fire before she had
thrown the floo powder in. Her robes were badly burned, but she did get to Diagon Alley right after FredandGeorge, and proceeded to examine their fabulous pectoral muscles while weeping.
And that's the end of that chapter, folks!
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