The Magical Tale of the Mischievous Malfoys
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Chapter Three: Diagon Alley and Dares!
Now, the majority of the Weasleys and their friends being in Diagon Alley, they set off on their magical journey to buy magical magic-making products. (Ron got himself out of Hagrid's hut eventually… he just went back the way he came. Mrs. Weasley was still somewhere in Ireland, they supposed.)
Ron was quite intent on visiting a store called "Hog to the Warts: All your GhettoFabulous Wizarding Suppliez!" but Ginny steered them all towards Madam Malkin's. Ron took advantage of Harry's amorous intentions with him. While Harry was having his robes fitted, Ron used his newfound flirting skillz (They came with his personality change. Don't ask.) to win Harry…'s money. "Hey H-dawg… shorty, you too much! You got me damn trippin', boo!" he flirted. Of course, Harry giggled and fell for it. Later, in secret, he offered Ron the majority of his Galleons. This caused Ron to disappear for quite some time. All of the Weasley family- except Ron- bought robes at Madam Malkins. (The twins had a lot of trouble, considering their stuck-together state. They had to have specially-ordered robes that would soon be delivered to their place of residence.) Ron, however, who had disappeared soon after acquiring Harry's money, appeared later, wearing very stylishly ghetto baby blue velour robes and a large, heavy cubic zirconia-encrusted R slung around his neck. They also got word that he had inquired at Ollivander's about having his wand (and one of his teeth) gold-plated.
Having bought their magical clothing, they proceeded to the magical potion shop, where they all bought their ingredients for Potions with Snapey-poo. Ron was quite keen on the gold-plated, diamond-encrusted vials, Harry, however, was incredibly interested in the ones with little purple hearts. Hermione, still sobbing, was trotting alongside the twins, engaged in conversation, totally ignoring her shopping.
And, Mrs. Weasley was still in Ireland.
The family proceeded onward to Flourish and Blotts, where they bought, basically, the same book, only up or down a level at a time. Hermione was positively bawling when she walked in, and was surrounded by her favorite things- books. The shopkeeper had to pull her outside, for her tears were simply spurting out of her eyes, in dangerous range of the books.
At the pet shop, Hermione inquired as to a new cat. She started laughing hysterically while trying to explain Crookshanks' unfortunate situation to the owners. She walked around for what seemed like hours, sobbing one moment and snickering the next. She was obviously in a rather neutral mood. She walked away, toting a new cat, with a perfectly straight face- apparently sad because of Crookshanks' horrible demise, but happy that she had a new cat. The obese cat, appropriately christened "Heffalump," waddled around all of their ankles as they proceeded down Diagon Alley.
Ron was freestyling, Harry was giggling, and FredandGeorge were flexing their muscles (While Hermione watched, howling delightedly), when they came across the Mischievous Malfoy family. (Well… the Malfoy males, that is.) The blonde gentlemen were sniggering softly, talking about how bad they got somebody back for getting them in trouble. All of the Weasley party was incredibly confused while the Malfoys crept into Knockturn Alley.
Once again, the end to another chapter! (This one was shorter, sorry. I didn't really have time to write bunches. Summer homework sucks…
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