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Chapter 3- Loose Screws

Sango stared at her hand. Nobody had said anything for a while so she got bored and started staring at her hand. "Wow, my nails are getting long." She said to herself. She then placed her hand in her mouth and started biting her nails off.

Kagome turned around after hearing the disgusting sound of someone biting their nails. Yes it was that loud that everyone in the room had turned to stare at Sango in the back. Sango glanced up when she felt their gaze upon her.

"Hmm?" She asked before biting down again.

"You know if you keep eating your hand you're not going to be hungry for lunch. Inuyasha commented. Sango simply bite another nail and spit it at him. Kagome, Miroku, and Shippou had already turned around not wanting to see anything more. Inuyasha noticed the tension and decided to make it worse. "Hey geek why don't you go shut that door."

"But we're not supposed to leave these seats." Shippou said quietly.

"Well we can't have any fun when Naraku is checking us out every two seconds." Inuyasha smirked. "Come on, shut the door and me and old monk here will get the miko impregnated."

"Go to hell!" Kagome screamed!

"Shut up!" Naraku screamed from his office. "Don't make me come in there." He looked back to his paperwork. "Pricks." He mumbled.

"Why don't you just go jump off a bridge somewhere." Miroku shot at Inuyasha. "Its not like anyone would miss you. You don't even count at this school. No dreams or goals just go fuck yourself!"

"Oh but I do have goals." Inuyasha said sincerely, "I wanna be just like you. I'm thinking all I need is a sutra and a lobotomy and I'm all set." Miroku glared.

"He's just doing it to get a rise out of you. Just ignore him." Kagome piped.

"Sweets." Inuyasha said. Kagome looked up with a glare, "You couldn't ignore me if you tried." He gave her a smile and she shot him a shot of her middle finger. "Why? I'm seeing finger gestures from such a pristine miko."

"I'm not that pristine." Kagome huffed.

"Oh really." Inuyasha walked around the table so he stared into her deep chocolate eyes. "Are you a virgin?" He asked and his smile widened when she blushed. "I bet a million bucks you are." He paused expecting her to say something but when she remained silent he continued his interrogation. "Have you ever been felt up? Under the blouse, above the bra, begging to God your parents don't walk in? Or how about this… Under the skirt, over the panties, blouse unbuttoned?" Kagome tried to look away but his gaze followed hers and she found herself staring deeper into his amber orbs.

"That's enough, Takahashi!" Miroku said standing up to face Inuyasha. "Leave her alone!"

"That's what I thought." Inuyasha said giving the girl a look of disgust, before moving to face Miroku. "Now what did you want monk?" Inuyasha questioned.

"Why do you have to bother everybody?" Miroku asked standing toe to toe with Inuyasha.

"Bother? I'm helping her." Inuyasha said in his sincerest voice, "I would expect you to know the difference." He said pushing Miroku in the shoulder with his index and middle fingers.

"If we weren't in school I'd waste you." Miroku threatened.

"Is that right?" Inuyasha asked with a dead voice.

"Yeah it is." Miroku said watching him go back to his seat.

"Well I'd sit down if I were you since Naraku's about to leave his office." Miroku's faced paled and he quickly sat down. As if he had seen the future, Naraku walked from his office glared at his students then walked away from the door. Inuyasha listened to his footsteps for a while before he laughed an evil smile and jumped from his seat.

"Monkey business is ill advised!" Miroku called after him. Inuyasha turned and screwed up his face to look like Naraku's.

"Young man! Have you finished your paper?" He mimicked the principal. Then made his way to the door.

"Uh… The door's supposed to stay open." Shippou tried to convince the delinquent.

"Takahashi?" Miroku called, "Leave it alone!"

"Stop Inuyasha!" Kagome screamed as Inuyasha pulled a screw from the door and threw it the back of the room.

"Very funny, now fix it" Miroku yelled as the door slammed shut.

"What? Do I look like a genius to you?" Inuyasha questioned as he reached his chair and sat down.

"No you look like an asshole now fix the door!" Miroku said raising his voice.

"Pleas fix the door." Shippou chimed.

"Fix it!" Kagome screamed at him. Inuyasha however just sat with a smile on his face as his inmates screamed.

Meanwhile… In the hallway, Naraku pushed the button on the fountain and was immediately refreshed by the cool liquid. He stood and opened the fire alarm door using the glass as a mirror to fix his tie when voices reached his ear. The monk, miko, and fox cub were all screaming something about a door as the hanyou yelled for them all just to shut up.

Naraku slammed the door shut and ran to the library to find the door closed. He felt the blood rush to his head as he opened the door and entered the room. "What in God's name is going on here?" He demanded, "Who closed that door?" He looked at each face.

"I think a screw fell out sir." Inuyasha said innocently.

"Give me the screw Takahashi!" Naraku yelled walking over to the boy.

"I don't have it." Inuyasha said honestly.

"You want me to rip it out of you?" Naraku asked threatening.

"I don't have it sir. Screws fall out all the time the world's an imperfect place." Inuyasha continued as the principal's face turned another shade deeper in red.

"I'm sorry sir but who would want to steal a screw?" Kagome asked.

"You watch it missy!" Naraku turned on her. "And you!" He said facing Inuyasha again. "The next screw that comes out is gonna be you." He turned to walk away.

"Fuck you." Inuyasha said.

"Excuse me?" Naraku said turning back to him.

"F-U-C-K you." Inuyasha replied.

"I'll see you next Saturday." Naraku said.

"Good." Inuyasha smirked.

"And the one after that."

"Well how about the one after that but any farther than that I might have to check my schedule."

"Good! Cus its gonna be filled!"

"Well aint that just grande!" Inuyasha mumbled.

"You want another one!" Naraku asked. "If you don't watch it I'll have you the rest of your natural born life. Which by the way would be a good thing. I'd be doing society a favor." Inuyasha looked down at his feet. "You done? Cus I'll keep going. You want another one?"

"Yes." Inuyasha responded.

"Good you got it."

"Good!"

"And another!"

"Cut it out!" Kagome screamed! Inuyasha looked at the girl who was almost in tears begging him to stop.

"You done?" Naraku asked.

Inuyasha gave one more glance at Kagome before continuing, "Not even close."

"One more, another?"

"How many is that?" Inuyasha questioned.

"Seven." Shippou said holding up the seven fingers he had counted with.

"Now that's eight." Naraku said.

"Excuse me sir but it's seven."

"Watch it you." He turned on Shippou. The boy's face paled as he shut his mouth.

"Two months I got you. You're mine." Naraku said glaring at Inuyasha. Inuyasha stared at the floor and Naraku turned to leave. He grabbed a chair on the way out to prop up the door.

"Sir the door is way too heavy." Inuyasha commented. Naraku ignored him and placed the chair in front of the door and let go. The door slammed and the student could hear Naraku cursing from the other side. All but Sango snickered at this. She was off in her own world drawing at the moment.

Naraku opened the door. "Houshin! Get over here!" Miroku's smile quickly left his face as he rose from his seat.

"Hey! How come Miroku gets to leave his seat! If he gets up we all get up! It'll be mutiny!" Inuyasha yelled as Naraku instructed Miroku to move the bookcase in front of the door. Miroku fell trying to get back in the door and Kagome and Shippou snickered.

"Wow. Very clever sir but what if there's a fire? " Inuyasha questioned. "I don't believe blocking a fire exit and endangering students' lives is a very smart decision at this point in your career sir!"

Naraku's eyes widened in thinking about this. "What are you thinking?" He questioned Miroku. "Get this thing out of the door way!"

"Well you know the do have fire exits at both ends of this room to ensure a safe-"

"Show Mr. Dick some respect." Inuyasha said cutting off Shippou before he could finish his sentence.

"Get to your seat." Naraku yelled at Miroku. "I expected more from the top monk." Miroku sat down glaring hole into the table in front of him.

"If I hear one sound out of this room to where I have to come back in here… I'm cracking skull." Naraku threatened before leaving.

"Well that takes care of the door." Inuyasha smiled amused with how thing turned out."

"You really must be a loose screw." Kagome shot at him.

"No, that's the loose screw." Inuyasha said pointing at Sango who was shaking her head over her drawing.

"What are you doing?" Shippou asked her. Sango looked up with a huge smile on her face.

"I'm making it snow!" She giggled and everyone turned away slowly.

"Okay maybe she is the loose screw." Kagome sighed. "Now what?"

"Party." Inuyasha smiled

"Great." Kagome, Miroku, and Shippou all said at the same time. However it wasn't an excited great at all more like what the hell did I get myself into great.

AN: Well that's all for now. I hope you enjoyed it. I tried to make this chapter longer. Well if you like it review or if you have any ideas let me know. Well I'm off to bed now. It's late and I have to work tomorrow.

Lots of love,

Maru!