AN: I know you all hate me and have a right to. To tell you the truth I'm even disappointed in myself. I always said I'd never be the kind of writer that leaves you hanging for months but looks like I did it anyways. Oh well nothing I can do about it now so once again I'm sorry. Now read and enjoy!
Chapter 5- Lunch
"Alright that's thirty minutes for lunch ladies." Naraku said entering the library.
"Here?" Miroku questioned.
"Yes here."
"Well I think the cafeteria would be a more suitable place for-"
Well I don't care what you think, monk."
"Um Naraku." Inuyasha interrupted. "Can I get some milk over here?"
"We're very thirsty sir." Miroku added.
"I have a low tolerance for dehydration." Kagome said sincerely.
"It's true sir. I've seen her dehydrated. It's pretty gross." Naraku looked at the kids like they were out of their teenage minds.
"It's alright sir I'll go get it." Inuyasha said rising from his seat.
You sit your ass back down." Naraku barked. "You think I was born yesterday? You stay. You." He said pointing to Miroku. "And…" Miroku pointed to Kagome begging the man would let them go. "You." He said pointing at Sango who was faced away lost in thought. "What's her name?" Naraku asked. "Wake her up."
Sango's head snapped around realizing someone was speaking to her. "This isn't a rest home missy." Naraku said still pointing at her. "There's a coke machine in the teacher's center give those two your money and they can get you a drink." Miroku walked around collecting money while Sango stood at the door. Shippou ended up paying for Inuyasha as well. Naraku followed Sango and Miroku out of the library then stormed into his office.
The two walked down the hall in silence. Miroku had seen the girl around before but this was actual contact, and he wasn't sure he was ready. However ready or not he began to speak to the basket case. "So… What's your poison?" She looked confused for a moment. "What do you drink?" He clarified, as she remained silent. "Okay… Forget I asked." He said after a few more moments of silence.
"Sake." She said in a dead tone.
"Sake? When do you drink sake?" He began interrogating.
"Whenever." She said walking faster to stare him in the face.
"A lot?"
"Tons." She said with a giggle.
"Is that why you're here today?" She shut her mouth and didn't utter a sound. "Why are you here?"
"Why are you here?" She snapped back at him. Miroku looked away before beginning to answer her question.
"Well… See the head monk and Mushin didn't want me exert myself with training. See the future of the local temple rests on my shoulder and I can't be getting rid of all my energy in case there is an emergency. Of course the other monks depend on me so I have no say on what I do. I just have to follow the head monk's orders…" He paused looking at her.
"Yeah… That's very interesting now why don't you tell me why you're really here." She said giving him a glare. "I can't believe the bastard just flat out lied to me thinking I would buy that shit. What a jack ass." Sango thought to herself as Miroku sighed.
"Forget it." He said lifting his hand as if to wave her. "I shoulda known she wouldn't have bought it. She's not a ditz like the other whores I date." So they continued down the hall in silence. Each leaving the other to their own thoughts.
"Say Kagome." Inuyasha said, getting the priestess' attention. She glanced over as if half interested. "You wanna see this picture of a guy with elephantidus to the nuts?" Kagome's face scrunched up with disgust before she turned away. "Oh Kagome? Would you ever consider dating a guy like this?" She gave him a look asking if he was out of his mind. "I mean if he had a great personality and a nice car… Oh course you'd probably have to ride back 'cus his nuts would ride shotgun."
"Can't you just leave me alone?" She whined.
"How do you think he rides a bike?" Inuyasha pushed.
"You know where I wanna go?" She said changing the topic.
"Just drop it." Shippou said cautiously to Inuyasha.
"Have you ever been laid?" Inuyasha asked Shippou.
"I wanna go to Paris." Kagome said to herself.
"Of course I've been laid!" Shippou said defensively.
"Name?"
"She lives in Canada. We met at Niagara Falls. You wouldn't know her."
"Ever done anyone here?"
"Shhh." Shippou whispered nodding in Kagome's direction.
"Oh you and Kagome."
"What?" Kagome asked now aware that she was involved in their conversation.
"Nothing!" Shippou exclaimed. "It's nothing. We'll talk about it later."
"No! I wanna know what you're talking about." Kagome demanded.
"Well Shippou here says that in the numerous number of girls in the Niagara Falls area that he and you are riding the hobby horse." Inuyasha stated matter-o-factly.
"Little pig!" Kagome said starting to get very upset.
"I didn't! He's lying!" Shippou shouted.
"Oh so you weren't motioning to Kagome." Inuyasha questioned.
"No… Well… I… You know he's lying!" He looked at Kagome for help but she offered him no sympathy.
"Were you or were you not motioning to Kagome?" Inuyasha asked.
"Its… Its only because I didn't want her to know that I'm a virgin." He admitted with his face brightening to a pinkish tint.
Kagome smiled. "Why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin?" She asked walking over and placing herself beside him.
"Because its my business. Its my personal business." He said his voice cracking.
"Well I think its okay for a guy to be a virgin." Kagome said smiling down at him before glancing at Inuyasha whose head was up and jaw was dropped.
"You do?" Shippou squeaked. Kagome smiled before glancing at Inuyasha and nodding.
"Drinks!" Miroku shouted. All three glanced up in surprise to see Sango and Miroku back with sodas for all. The student returned to their seat and lifted their lunches from the floor.
Inuyasha came and sat in between Kagome and Miroku. "So what's for lunch?" He questioned.
"I don't know where's yours?" She asked.
"You're wearing it." Kagome made a gagging noise at his remark. They both turned when they heard the sound of a paper bag being opened. Miroku had already started pulling out his lunch. So far he had pulled out two ham and cheese sandwiches, an apple, a banana, a bag of chips, and a carton of milk. And just when they thought he was done he pulled out a bag of cookies for desert. Kagome went back to her lunch pulling out a traditional bento box and opening it.
She then pulled out a small cup and filled it with soy sauce. Inuyasha sniffed the air curious to see what this strange food was. When he couldn't determine by smell he asked. "Its sushi." She answered him with a bored tone. He looked at quizzically. She giggled. "Ah, raw fish, seaweed, and rice."
"You eat that… but you won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth?"
"Can I eat?" Kagome asked her smile fading fast.
"I don't know. Give it a try." Inuyasha said and Miroku chuckled at the remark. The hanyou then proceeded to move to another table where the small fox demon sat. "Well… What are we having?" He said taking a seat and Shippou's lunch. He reached in the lunch sack and pulled out a thermal. "Milk?" Inuyasha questioned.
"Uh… No, soup." Shippou said in response trying to take his lunch back only to have his hand slapped away. A loud crunch however caused the entire group to look to the back of the library where Sango was located. She glanced up to see the others staring at her inquisitively. She shrugged and pulled out another three pixy sticks, opened them and placed them on the bread. She then proceeded to take her Captain Crunch and smash it into the bread. After this she put the two pieces together and took her first bite. Seeing that the others were still staring she stared back at them while chewing her bite then swallowing.
Inuyasha turned back to Shippou's lunch. He pulled out a sandwich, an apple, and a small juice box. "Its apple juice." He said pointing.
"I can read." Inuyasha snapped. "Well Shippou this is a very nutritious lunch. All of the food groups are represented. This is my impression of life at Shippou's house." Inuyasha said standing up and walking into the aisle. "Son… How was your day?" He said mocking a father. "Great dad."
Shippou's face went red as he stood up. "My father is dead!" He shouted as tears welled up in his eyes.
Inuyasha stopped dead in his track when the little guy started crying. "Yeah well join the club." Inuyasha spat at him.
"Okay let's see what your home life is like since you can criticize everyone else's." Miroku said maliciously.
"Mine?" He asked to see Miroku nod. "Mine's real simple." He turned away then turned back with a drunken expression plastered across his face. "Stupid, no good, sick son of a bitch…" He turned and changed voices to mimic another person, this time a woman. "You forgot loud and disrespectful." "Shut up wench!" He threw his hand up. "Go make me a turkey sandwich!" He turned again. "Well Sesshoumaru what about you?" Turning. "You!" Turning. "No Sesshoumaru what about you!" He screamed and pretended to fall backward as if hit by a punch.
He glared at everyone to see their reaction. "That's bullshit and you know it." Miroku said when Inuyasha finished.
"What?" Inuyasha questioned him.
"Did I stutter?" Miroku asked as Inuyasha walked over to him raising the sleeve of his shirt. He revealed a large scar.
"This is what you get at my house when you're a half breed. Did I stutter?" Inuyasha said getting in Miroku's face. "But its okay. I don't even count. I could just fall off the face of the earth and no one would know. Remember?" He sneered. "Well you know what. Fuck you!" He backed up walking to the back of the library. "I don't have to take your fucking games!" He screamed throwing books from the tables he passed. He climbed the stairs and sat there taking deep breaths.
"You shouldn't have done that." Kagome remarked.
"Well how the hell was I supposed to know?" They sat there in silence until Inuyasha had an idea.
AN: YAY! I finished! I promise to get the next chapter to you as fast as I can so please don't hate me! I hope you enjoyed this chapter cus it took me a while. But no worries cus you waited a while. Well write me with what you think and please review. Well I gotta go! Love you all!
Maru
