Written in response to a challenge over on TFN. Thanks to Pony Tricks for all of her help and for being my beta.

Some Honeymoon

"Let me have that."

"When is Luke gettin' here?"

"Some time tomorrow. Oh, look at that one; it looks like a rangoo pup. Look at all the color in that one. It's my turn."

"I'm tired of doing this. This cast is making my ankle itch."

"At least it's just your ankle. My shin, my knee, and my thigh are itching."

"I'm bored!"

"And whose fault is that?"

"Are ya sayin' this all my fault? Now, wait just one second... who wanted to 'get away from everything/b'" /b

"Me."

"Who chose a place that doesn't allow modern day luxuries, including bacta treatments?"

"Me."

"Who wanted to try something new?"

"You!"

"Oh, yeah, right. Well, whose bright idea was it to play Mynock-man and Pitten-woman?"

"Yours again!"

"Well, did I tell ya to try an' jump up on table?"

"No."

"Did I make the table flip?"

"No. "

"Is it my fault you tried to use me as a brace and stop your fall?"

"Well, it would have worked if the cape had not come off."

"Yeah, and if your tail hadn't tripped me, I wouldn't have fallen."

"On me."

"I really couldn't help where I fell, could I? I mean, with the cape wrappin' around my head and that stupid tail twistin' around my feet. And who in their right mind puts a table so close to stairs?"

"This is some honeymoon."

"Now listen, sweetheart, if you think this how I pictured we'd spend our time in bed on our honeymoon, then you're crazy. "

"So this is all my fault?"

"If the tail fits..."

"Oh, shut up and hand me the bubble solution. "

"I'm so bored."