The whole gang was eating at Blood Burger together and Cody was sitting with the Hellhounds while Moxxie and Millie were sitting at a booth behind the group. For Octavia, she was sitting alone in front of where Cody was sitting at.
"Aren't you worried someone is going to rob you or take you hostage for ransom, Octavia?" Loona asked her. "I mean, you and your family are rich and that means you're kinda worth money."
"No. Not really." said the Goetia princess. "Partly because I have you, and those old imps with us as backup in case since you run an assassination company. Mostly because of the really cool and muscular hellhound with us."
"Right... good point." Loona admitted
"Don't worry, princess." said Vortex. "If anyone tries to rob you, they'll have to get through this living brick wall." he showed off he muscles to prove his point.
"Do you work out, Vortex?" Cody couldn't help but asked
"Oh yeah. I work out every day. Gotta keep my muscles in check and be as strong and buff as possible."
"Cool." Cody remarked. Octavia ordered the food for everyone since she and her father are the richest kind of people in hell (The Wrath Ring, anyway) and it was no problem for the Goetia princess. She and her dad got all the money in their pockets, and they would get a million dollars a month (or even more than that per month), and they probably wouldn't face any financial difficulties any time soon. Nonetheless, they all got their burgers, and their sides (fries, tenders, and or nuggets included), and their drinks.
For Cody, he got himself a double cheeseburger with regular toppings (but without mayo, which he absolutely hates). One could say that mayonnaise is the Devil's condiment, but it would be one's general opinion about food. It was the first time that Cody had a burger like this in a week.
"Cody, that was some real nice shredding at the arcade." Moxxie commended him. "Yeah, they're just colorful buttons on the game, but you still did really good."
The kid smiled and said to the male imp: "Thanks Moxxie. You weren't really good on the game though."
"Yep. He sucks worse than his mother." Loona mocked.
"Not right now, Loona. I'm too hungry for a comeback right now."
"Whatever." Loona rolled her eyes before eating the rest of her food. She took three more bites before saying to Cody: "You know kid, there are some people who might have gotten you playing so well on Guitar Warrior in the arcade."
"I know. I don't mind." Cody said. "And I don't care if someone tells me to go F yourself on YouTube. It's just the internet and how it works. All those mean internet people typing Oh! I hate this! I hate that! Go kill yourself! Blah blah blah!"The others laughed with Cody.
"Yep. that is definitely the internet." said Moxxie
"It can be full of cowards with nothing else better to do in life." Octavia admitted.
"Take Shane Dawson for instance." said Crystal.
"I know!" Serena agreed. "He is such a loser!"
"The internet is full of losers." Loona admitted. "Can't be helped unfortunately. But just ignore those kind of people." Loona said. "Normally I wouldn't tell you this, but there will always be someone in the world that won't like you?"
"You mean like Stella?" Cody remembered what he said and didn't want to offend Octavia. "Oh! I'm sorry, Octavia. I shouldn't have said that."
"No, it's alright, Cody. don't worry about it. But yes. And... to be honest, my mother was rather tolerant of you, if I remembered correctly."
"Good."
"But she's right, sweetie." Millie said. "Not everyone will like you. I mean, i'm sweet, cute, and adorable to the bone, but Sallie Mae always finds a way to throw an insult at me."
"Who's Sallie Mae?" asked Cody
"Millie's older sister." Moxxie said. "She's as good of a killer as Millie is."
"I object!" Millie protested. "I am a million times greater than that slutty hoe! I am part of a successful murder company and what is she? A useless farm girl!"
"HEY! hey hey hey." Moxxie gently soothed her, gently grasping her arms for a hug. "Sorry Millie, I shouldn't have brought that up."
"no, I'm sorry, Mox." Millie took a little breather on her. "I got carried away. I always have a feeling that mommy and daddy loved her best."
"What do they know?" Moxxie said. "You'll always have me."
Both of them had the look like they wanted to make out in the restaurant out of public display of affection. "Whoa whoa whoa." Vortex intervened. "Try not to go PDA in front of Cody again."
"I was too focused on the game and playing the songs anyway." Cody reminded. He took a sip of his coke and he let out a long and loud burp that built up so unexpectedly.
His friends and other restaurant patrons looked surprised by how Cody burped like that, but then there was a large sound of cheering and applauding from how he did it, including Loona.
"That was so awesome." Tex said.
"Better than how Blitzo would do it." Loona congratulated the kid. "He's been called the king of burps, but I think you just broke his record."
"Too bad you didn't get that on video, Loona." said Crystal. "It would have made Blitzo crying like a baby."
Loona let out a small chuckle before saying: "Yeah, Blitzo would be bawling for days seeing it."
"I'm not really interested in breaking that kind of record anyway. My brother said that if we were in China, it would he a sign of thank you."
Loona chuckled again and said: "Yeah, what is up with the Chinese anyway?"
"They're communist, that's for sure." Vortex joked. So everyone dug in on their food and they were all full as soon as they were done. Yes, it was a really good night for them to experience.
Two hours passed and Cody was getting ready for bed after brushing his teeth and he was quite tired from all the fun at the arcade and hanging out with his friends tonight.
It was just then Blitzo came home from his date with Stolas and he looked like he was assaulted in a sexual way. There was some black kiss marks all over his face and his suit was a little torn somehow.
"God fucking damnit!" Blitzo said in an exasperated voice. "That Stolas knows how to have his way."
Cody heard him and went out of the bedroom to see what was going on. "Blitzo? are you ok?"
"Oh yeah! yeah. i'm fine." said the imp. "Me ahd Stolas had fun on our date with complications."
"Are you hurt?" Cody asked. "You looked like you've been robbed."
"Oh i've been robbed alright." Blitzo chortled. "But i haven't been hurt or injured. Stolas just... robbed me of my dignity."
"What do you mean?"
"Don't ask questions you're not prepared to know the answer to!" Blitzo remarked. "Trust me, kiddo, some things are better left unheard of."
"I think you need another shower." said Loona.
"Yeah, you're right." the imp sighed. "abut how was your guys' night?"
"We went to the arcade and Blood Burger."
"You should have seen him shred on Guitar Warrior." Loona said. "He didn't miss One. Single. Note on the game."
"Really?" Blitzo sounded proud.
"Totally. Cody really rocked it and I got it on my phone."
"Ooh, when I get out of the shower, you'll have to show me Loony."
"Grr! will you stop calling me that?!" the female hellhound was getting tired of hearing that nickname. "It's Loona!"
Looking scared at Loona's usually angry attitude, Blitzo meekly said: "Sorry Loona. I'll just take a shower now."
The imp made a quick run to the shower, obviously startled by Loona and her bad attitude. Looking at Cody, Loona said: "Well you should get to bed, Cody. Try not to oversleep."
"I won't." Cody smiled. "Goodnight
"g'night." Loona laid on the couch as she was browsing on her phone like she would normally do in her free time.
The morning came in Hell once again and Cody enjoyed the feeling of yawning and stretching his arms while getting up.
He had his usual shower and wore some dark-blue jeans and a Helloween t-shirt.
Blitzo was out having a smoke in an alleyway next to the appartment he lived in. Granted, this is Hell, but even Hell has limits.
Cody got himself a little breakfast, which was some leftover bacon from yesterday , and a green apple to eat. "You alright Cody?" Loona spooked him, makinf him almost choke on an apple slice.
"You scared me, Loona." Cody gagged before swallowing the fruit down his windpipe
"Sorry Cody." Loona remarked.
"It's ok. I'm fine."
"Good. So what do you want to do today kid?"
"Well, i would like to see Tod again." the kid admitted. "But i don't want to bother him or his family."
"Yeah, mother animals can be vicious killing machines when it comes to protecting her cubs. Even a fox can hurt you."
"I know Tod, and he knows me. So maybe it shouldn't be a problem?"
"Maybe. But we'll tell Blitzo what we're gonna do."
The doorbell suddenly rang and Loona answered it, only to find there was nobody there.
"Hello?" she looked around. "Hello? Urgh. That Moxxie playing a prank on me!" she closed the door and turned on the TV. "Honestly, can't that loser just-"
"Loona, behind you!" Cody pointed. A large demon appeared right behind her and knocked her so hard in the head with a club, knocking her unconscious."
Before Cody could scream in horror, he felt hia shoulders being gently touched and massaged by a demon lady. "Shhhh. No need to be scared honeybunch."
she was then squeezing her hands in-between Cody's shoulders and neck. The boy grew drowsy and suddenly fell asleep in her arms
"Sweet dreams, little baby. Don't let the bed bugs bite." she gave an evil, deranged smile and looked at her husband.
"We got them, Martha. Now what do we do with them?"
"All we have to do is sent that fucking Blitzo a message. I got a score to settle. Get the kids ready for ambush, Ralphie."
