Tori: Yes, I decided I'd be nice and give you another chapter. Also don't go off at me if you don't like my character. She mine and I will ignore any reviews that say "Your character sucks take her out of the story" mainly because thats just your opinion and because I don't give a crap. She's in the story now and won't be leaving very quickly, she;ll stick around for at least the next 2chapters, maybe more if people want her to stay.

Oh, and if you find any major mistakes I keep making, mind telling me about them? I have 2people here reading the chapters before I put them up(well, not chapter one or three, but the other are) but they dont get all the mistakes, I don't think. Anyway enough of me blabbing on about this, onto the story!

Anyway, disclaimer time!

Disclaimer: Tori doesn't own Fullmetal Alchemist or anything else you may recognise.


Chapter 4: Revelations

After yesterday's affair with the cockroach in the cafeteria, Mustang decided he'd buy something to eat from the shop in town. When he arrived, it seemed Havoc had recovered from his cockroach porridge and was talking to Breda, Furey and Falman about a date he'd had. "I'm telling you, I went on a date with her." He bragged. "Yea sure Havoc, the Colonel usually gets the girl before you do. I bet you dreamt it." Breda laughed.

"I'm telling you it wasn't a dream!" Havoc repeated, "I really had a date two nights ago. Why the hell don't you guys believe me?" "Two nights ago huh? What's her name then?" Roy asked, making himself known. "Oh no, I'm not telling you, you'll take her from me!" Havoc howled. "If it makes you feel better, I promise to stay away from her from now on, okay?" Mustang shrugged. Havoc considered this for a moment. "I suppose," Havoc replied slowly, "her name's Tai Kelshina. She's got-"

"Black hair, charcoal eyes and a mole under her right eye?" Mustang guessed. "You're already dating her aren't you? I knew it was too good to be true!" Havoc wailed, dropping to his knees. "She'll probably dump me tonight or just never speak to me again or-" "You can calm down Havoc, I'm not dating her, and you shouldn't be either." Mustang interrupted. "She's a First Lieutenant, not only that she's about ten years younger than you." Roy walked over to his desk and sat down, starting his work.

Breda, Falman and Furey all started to stare at him. "Sir, are you feeling alright?" Furey asked a little worried. "Yea sir, you usually don't do paperwork unless you have to." Breda agreed. "Or Hawkeye's aiming her gun at you." Falman finished. "Well right now Hawkeye is ill and I doubt she'll want to make us do all this work on Thursday." Roy shrugged. "Besides, I have a date to keep." Havoc started wailing again "With my girlfriend no doubt, why do you always have to do this? You never let me keep a girl for more than 2hours!" Roy looked up from the paper he was currently signing. "You're right, it is with your girlfriend, but not the way you think. Now shut up and get to work." He barked at Havoc. The other men gulped and sat down quickly, starting their work. The rest of the morning was rather quiet, until the phone rang. "Hello?" Roy answered, not used to answering his own phone.

"Hi! We still on for tonight or not? You know this is the last night I'm having free before I start studying." A quiet female voice asked. Unfortunately the office was quiet, and Havoc recognised the voice. "That's… that's… that's" Havoc stuttered. "Hopefully Tai," the colonel replied, "I'll call if I don't manage to get my paperwork finished in time and have to cancel." Everyone waited for a reply from the other end of the phone, and after a few moments an exasperated sigh was heard. "Fine, but you still have to bring those books around. Oh, and I'll be dropping by sometime to make sure you are actually doing your work." Came the answer. Mustang rolled his eyes "Yes mother, I'll see you later" he responded sarcastically hanging up the phone. He looked around the room to see Havoc once again gawking at him. "You are dating my girlfriend! How could you! The first date I ever get and –" "Shut up Havoc" Mustang growled going back to his work. "I'm just taking her out to dinner, nothing more."

Furey, Falman and Breda gathered into a small group. "Ten bucks says the girl dumps Havoc the second she gets here." Breda told the other two smugly. "I say she dumps him at lunch." Falman challenged. Furey seemed to think about it for a while before placing his bet. "I say she dumps him tonight just before her date with Mustang." They all agreed went back to signing papers, along with Mustang and Havoc who had finally stopped arguing over Mustang dating Tai.

At about eleven o'clock they'd all decided enough paperwork had been done and had invited Hughes up to play a game strip poker. So far Mustang and Hughes were winning, both still wearing everything but their uniform jackets. Furey, Falman and Breda had all lost their shoes, socks and jackets while Havoc was doing much worse, having lost his shirt as well. "So what does the loser have to do again?" Hughes asked amused. Everyone thought about it for a minute, before Mustang spoke. "How about the loser has to buy everyone else lunch, and wear a miniskirt for the rest of the week?" Roy suggested. Havoc paled, he was 2 items of clothing away from losing. Everyone agreed including Havoc, after a few moments of thinking about how silly Mustang would look in a miniskirt.

A few more rounds went by and Havoc was still barely in, but everyone else was just as bad now. Well, Falman, Mustang and Hughes still had their pants; everyone else was sitting in their boxers. (A/N: Nasty thought, all of them without shirts, well okay, maybe Mustang without a shirt would be nice)"Ok gentlemen, in one or two rounds, we will have a loser." Hughes informed the others. Looking over at the clock, they realised how long they'd actually been playing. "Hopefully this round, it's 10minutes till lunch." Mustang agreed, dealing the cards.

Three rounds later all six men were sitting in their boxers, each knowing that this round, someone would loose their dignity, because, for the rest of the week, they would be wearing a miniskirt and buying the other five men lunch. Yes, in the past three rounds Falman, Mustang and Hughes had lost their pants, each one having had a crappy hand. Everyone was nervous and each closed their eyes, putting their cards down in front of them. Furey was the first to peek, and let a sigh of relief. Everyone else slowly followed suit. Nothing was said, as everyone looked over each other's cards to make sure they were actually safe and see who'd lost.

"Sorry sir, looks like you loose." Havoc smiled. The other 3 subordinates looked at Hughes and Mustang's cards and gasped. "I can't believe what I'm seeing, well, what I'm going to be seeing later today." Falman laughed. Both Hughes and Mustang paled, they hadn't looked at who'd lost yet but knew it was one of them. "Open on the count of three?" Hughes suggested. "Yea," Roy replied. "One…" "Two…" "Three." both men opened their eyes and looked at everyone else's cards. There was silence and then "Oh shit." Followed by a relieved sigh.

"Hard luck, now lets find you a miniskirt." Laughed an extremely relieved Roy. "I can't believe I lost!" complained Hughes, "I never loose." "Well, there's a first time for everything Maes." Roy comforted his friend, before everyone apart from Maes burst out laughing. "Why don't we all put our uniforms back on, then while Hughes is getting lunch we can get him a skirt!" Breda chuckled.

Hughes sighed again and started putting his uniform back on, along with the other males. After completing that task, Roy looked over at the clock. "Better hurry and get lunch, the rest of us will look for your new uniform." He smiled walking out of the room. The other five males followed and headed in separate directions. Maes heading for the car park with Havoc, who had volunteered to drive him to the shop to get some decent food. Everyone else had split up to locate a miniskirt for him.

At about 12:30pm Havoc and Hughes returned with lunch. They walked into the office and set the food down. "Lunch is served, now where is that damn skirt that I have to wear?" Hughes grumbled. Falman walked over and handed him the piece of clothing, which was one of the longest miniskirts he'd ever seen. "I guess I'll go put this on," he sighed walking out of the room. "I still can't believe I lost." Moments later a very unhappy Maes Hughes walked back into the room, wearing said skirt.

"You lot happy now?" he growled. The others nodded and all sat down eat. A knock on the door made all of them turn their heads, each with a mouthful of food. Seeing who it was Havoc swallowed his mouthful and stood up. "Tai!" he cried happily walking over to her. He pulled her into a hug and she blushed, although it went unseen by everyone. She pulled away from Havoc and sat down on the couch. Looking around the room she frowned, "Why the hell is Hughes wearing a miniskirt?" Hughes blushed a bit, he'd been hoping she wouldn't realise he was wearing a skirt.

"Well, lets say I lost a game of cards and leave it at that, okay?" Hughes suggested. Tai looked at Roy and from the look on his face, figured she didn't want to hear the exact details. "Okay then, oh and you boys need to hurry up and finish eating, you still have a fair amount of work to do." She informed the males, who had gone back to eating. "Damn, you sound like another Riza!" Breda laughed, stuffing one of the bread rolls into his mouth.

Tai sighed, "This is going to be a long afternoon." She muttered to no one in particular. At about 1pm the group got back to work, after a little persuasion from Tai. At about 3pm all paperwork was finished, and Falman, Furey and Breda had started to discuss their bet again. Havoc was staring at Tai and almost drooling, while she sat cleaning her gun. Maes was talking to Roy about finding him a wife, and Roy was thinking about turning Maes into charcoal.

After putting her gun back together, Tai looked around the room. "Why don't you go put your paperwork away?" she suggested, snapping everyone out of their conversations (or thoughts in Havoc's case). "Good idea. " Roy agreed, "Havoc, Falman, Breda, Furey, Hughes, why don't you go put it away?" the other men grumbled before standing up, grabbing a pile of paperwork each. After the others had left the room, Roy walked over to the couch and pulled Tai up. "I don't think I'll have to cancel dinner tonight." He smirked, laying down on the now empty couch. He pulled her on top of him, and waited until she was comfortable before wrapping his arms around her waist.

She let out a small sigh and lent her head gently against his chest, closing her eyes in the process. He smiled and closed his eyes, relaxing for the first time all week.


Tai: What flavour milk does Riza like? I doubt it's chocolate, maybe caramel or banana? Could be strawberry, I'm not sure. Mind giving your opinion on what flavour milk Riza likes?

Anyway, enough of the random question, nice, lovey-dovey happy ending for Tuesday right? Wrong! This is not the end of Tuesday! Yes every now and then I will split one day into 2chapters, like I did with Saturday(ie chapters 1 and 2). No complaining about this, or my finger may just hit the delete button and destroy chapter 5!

So, if you really want a chapter update, I suggest you review, and tell me what flavour milk you think Riza likes, and Mustang. I think he'd like chocolate...definately not strawberry or banana...