Cody was waiting for Loona after school was over again, and he waited at the exact same spot. The kid hoped that Bruce and his no-good cronies would show up to try and get him in revenge after what happened last time.
The last thing he wanted was to comfort that stupid bully and his cohorts.
"Cody?" said Loona's voice, coming from behind a tree. "Ah, there you are. You ready to go?"
"Once we get to a safe distance, then yeah."
"Right." Loona smirked. "Let's go."
"Going somewhere?" said a kid's voice. It was Bruce and his friends again, looking angry. "We have some unfinished business to take care of, Cody."
"If it isn't Draco Malfoy jr." Cody narrowed his eyes at his nemesis. "Shouldn't you be picking on someone else right now?"
"We were just giving Dewey Dinkleman a wedgie a little while ago." said Bruce with a smug look on his face. "So come on, fight me."
"How about you all try to take on me all at once you little fuckheads." Loona looked defensive.
"Bring it on, bitch." said Bruce. "Unless you give me a kiss."
"Too old for ya, dweeb." Loona flatly said before lunging toward the bullies. She picked up Bruce and threw him at Darrell, one of his best friends, breaking one another's skull and unconscious. "Unless you want me to rip all your throats out," Loona threatened, showing her sharp teeth, "I suggest you get the fuck out of here."
The rest of the bullies carried their unconscious away and swore they will never tell this to anyone, unless they wanted to end up like Bruce and Darrell.
"I didn't think you needed to do that, Loona." said Cody. "You could have killed them."
"Don't worry." Loona reassured him. "I would just maim him instead."
"But what if they call the police on you for that?" Cody asked
"Then... me and the guys can just make them... an early retirement party, if you know what I mean. No one will suspect a thing."
"Well, let's go." Cody sighed. They went outside the town and Loona called the ritual with that little grimoire and created the portal back to Hell. The boy got himself a nice glass of root beer from the fridge and the cupboard and watched some TV. As he took a few sips, Blitzo sat next to him, and was rather invading his personal space a little bit.
"So Loona told me that some bullies were picking on you before you guys came back here. Do you need me to... silence them forever, if you know what I mean?"
"I... don't think that will be necessary." said Cody, gently pushing Blitzo away from him. "Besides, Loona managed to crack two bullies' skulls open. Though I think they might call the police after this."
"Ah, let them come. No one in the five-o is any match for the Immediate Murder Fuckin' Professionals." he pulled out two pistols to show off how bold he was. "The more dead cops there are, the better. After all, not every person deserves to wear a badge."
"Fair point. But Loona took care of those bullies as I said." Cody reminded.
"That's my girl."
"Please, taking out kids like that would be child's play... literally." Loona pointed. "Oh, by the way, Cody. We all have something to talk about in the office. Isn't that right, Blitzo?"
"Right you are, Loony!" Blitzo replied excitedly. "So hop in the van and we'll tell ya in the office."
At the IMP headquarters, Everyone was present: Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, and Vortex were inside in a sit-down. "Alright, so Cody," said Blitzo, beginning the meeting, "You're probably wondering why we're here."
"Yes." Cody said. "I am curious." Cody admitted as curious as a pig before drinking some more root beer. "Am I in trouble?" he looked rather sheepish.
The others laughed at what he said, and Loona said: "Oh come on. If you were in trouble, then we would give you dirty looks in the office with our arms crossed." she gently patted his back to show affection.
"Right. That makes sense."
"No, quite the opposite." said Moxxie. "But first, we have something awful to tell you."
"What's that."
Both Moxxie and Millie took a breath, and Millie said: "This involves Sheryl Leach."
"Sheryl Leach, what- Oh no!" Cody said.
"She's reviving Barney!"
"What?!" Cody sounded very shocked. "No! No! This can't be!" he got on his knees in a dramatic kind of feeling. "I can't believe this is happening! What are we going to-"
"Calm down, Cody." said Vortex. "It's ok. That's where we come in. We're gonna stop her before she makes it happen."
Cody was suddenly more calm now and realized what was going on. "Oh."
"But, before we kill her, we want your approval." said Moxxie
"Right. You really hate that purple abomination, right?" asked Blitzo
"More than anything in the world." Cody admitted. "Every time I hear him, I just want to cut my ears off with shears."
"So what do you say?" said Loona. "Should we do it?"
Cody looked long and hard at his cohorts for they looked eager to kill the creator of Barney so much. They probably want to create a blood bath against her right now. At first, Cody was reluctant because he didn't want Jesus to think he is unholy because of it, but again; he hated Barney more than anything in the world, and if there was anything he didn't want; it would be a revival of that annoying abomination and pedophile. At last, with a look of determination, he amittedly said: "Ok. Let's do it."
All his friends in the room cheered at hearing those words, and Loona said: "perfect. And you don't have to pay anything, kiddo."
"Right. This is one-hundred percent free." Blitzo said
"like a... full scholarship for a college or university." said Vortex.
"But please don't kill anyone else. Only her."
"Done" said Millie.
"But what if they find out about you guys? It might go all over the news."
"Way ahead of you." said Moxxie
"We were thinking about that." Millie aded
"We'll pass the buck on Mexico." said Blitzo.
Cody sounded relieve. "OK. Just her."
"You have our word." said Loona.
