War One
Setting: Mountain Restaurant
It was a day, where everybody was at peace, except those…2. Sometime at a restaurant, Zhen Ji, Cao Pi, Zhang He, and Sima Yi were invited there by Zhuge and his wife Yue Ying.
"What's this about?" asked Sima.
"Oh, nothing. I thought that it would be nice to dine out first before this 'war' and so on."
So then, each looked at the menus. About 5 minutes, they had thought about their orders.
Zhen Ji with her Chicken Salad. Cao Pi with his Sushi. Zhang He with a Diet Green Tea. Sima Yi with his Chicken Porridge. Yue Ying with grilled duck. Zhuge Liang with his Chicken, Beef, and Salmon Combo.
Sima asked, "Zhang He. What the hell is wrong with you and a DIET?"
"Well, I wanna stay fit! Unlike some people here, chicken porridge is disgusting. I heard that it's made of……OH THE HEAVENS ABOVE! HELP ME!"
Everybody wondered, but couldn't figure it out.
"So, Zhen, Chicken Salad?" Cao Pi laughed.
"What? Green makes you horny doesn't it?" Zhen thought.
Cao Pi laughed.
"Is all you think about is being perverted and sexy? How selfish." Yue Ying remarked.
"Well, at least I didn't get raped by Sima Yi AND Zhuge at the sametime! Humph!" Zhen countered.
Yue Ying knew she was right, but….didn't say anything. Soon, the food came and everybody had a bite of each. Cao Cao, out of no where, came to see Sima Yi, so he went out of the restaurant. Zhuge, with his plan, took Sima's porridge and took some mouthfuls. He didn't like it so he drank some and spit it out from his mouth and threw it back out into another bowl. With that, he did it again and again. By the end, he just gave a few spits in it. Everyone in the table saw, outraged. When Sima came back in, he was about to eat the porridge.
"Oh God No!" Zhang He cried.
"What is it now? What is this made out of? Piss?" Sima Yi sighed.
The girls at the table just laughed. Cao Pi, despised Sima Yi, didn't say anything. Without anymore hesication, Sima just took a bite. Everyone just ducked their heads down and chuckled.
"Here, I think we should just stop this because this is getting ridiculous." Sima declared.
But Zhuge didn't listen and just started to laugh like an ANIMAL.
"What did you do?" Sima shouted and started to examine the porridge. He knew something was wrong so he got out of his seat to the bathroom, but before he went, he took Zhuge's wallet that was on the table. And he didn't notice.
At the restroom, Yi just threw up all of the porridge he ate and threw the wallet INTO the water of barf and didn't flush. He was smart enough to know that Zhuge will come in and use the bathroom, and since there was only one toilet available, he HAS to see the wallet. Going out, Sima encountered Zhuge going in.
"Have a great time in there," Sima said with a wink. Zhuge went inside to use it, and directly saw his wallet. "SON OF A BITCH!" And…yeah. He took it out with two fingers, trying not to get infected with the barf, and then did his thing. He went back outside to the restaurant and looked at Sima with his DEVIL EYE. Sima was just laughing and laughing as Liang threw his soaked up wallet on the table.
"Smell it. Go on smell it!" Sima laughed and took the wallet and threw it in Zhuge's face.
"Uggh! Ugghh!" cried Zhuge AND Zhang He.
"Why don't you pay the bill buddy?" Sima asked.
So saying, Zhuge got two forks and tried to take out a 20 buck bill. And….he did. It was still covered in the odor of the barf and remains. They left with smiles, frowns, and laughter.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Sima HAD to laugh.
Zhuge Liang, pissed, spit in his face.
"Uggghhh!" cried Yi and smearing it out of his face.
"Who's got the last laugh now, Sima Spit?" Zhuge laughed.
Hahahahahahahaha! Out goes everybody……
Sima Yi: 2
Zhuge Liang: 3
Oh Dear. This was for a friend, who DESPARETELY WANTED ME TO WRITE THIS CHAPTER! Somehow, she'll read this in time. Hey, when you DO read this, I'll do the same exact thing to you. You better watch out! J/K. Hahahaha. Winks
Laters Dudes!
Wait? Should I set up catagories? Like...Scissor fight. Water Battle? Fire attack? Hahahaha...
