YES, I finally updated! OMG!
Sorry it took so long. I thought this was really funny...but I wrote it when I was tired, so...please forgive me if it does suck.
(And people want to marry me and have my babies? xD I love you guys. That review made me laugh incredibly hard. Next section will be another review thank-you, since I don't have enough time to do it at present.)
April came out moments later in a knee-length skirt and a black long-sleeve shirt, since it was a little cold. Roger went up to her and immediately started to grope his girlfriend. "Roger!" she exclaimed, her cheeks turning bright red. "Our friends are still in the room!" Roger smiled.
"Oh, you know me being all seductive totally turns you on..." he said, and then gasped. "April!"
"What?" she said, and grinned.
"You're...you're wearing shorts underneath this skirt!" Roger half-sobbed, flipping it up. Mark, Benny, and Alison all saw the biker shorts she was indeed wearing under her skirt.
"Roger!" she said, holding the skirt down.
"You told me you'd wear something sexy," he said, clinging to her.
April laughed, and kissed his cheek. "You never said when to wear something sexy, did you?" He looked up at her, and she winked. Roger started to grope her playfully.
"God, I love you, you sexy beast." She laughed when he tried to nuzzle into her neck again.
"Alright, alright, just behave for now, okay?" Mark and Benny exchanged amused glances as Alison walked up to a still flushed April.
"Hi, I don't believe we've been properly introduced," she said, smiling. Alison held out her hand and April took it.
"Nice to meet you," April said, and Roger smiled.
"That's Muffy. Muffy, you've already seen my lovely girlfriend, April," he said, motioning to her. April glared up at him.
"Because you held me hostage in only a towel." Roger smiled.
"Oh, but you look so sexy in a towel, April baby, I just couldn't resist." Mark and Benny laughed and April gave him a little glare.
"Don't worry, he does it all the time," Alison said, and April cocked her head, blinking.
"Roger's done that to you?" Roger looked at the clock on the loft wall, smiling.
"Oh, look at the time! Sorry, Muffy, but April and I have to go—"
"Go where, Roger?" April asked, looking up at him. Alison grinned.
"Oh, Roger, you don't remember that time when—"
"I haven't the faintest what you're talking about," Roger said, looking at Mark and Benny pleadingly. But they stood amused as April raised an eyebrow at Roger.
"Remember that time when what, honey?"
"Oh, he just practically molested me when we were friends," Alison said conversationally.
"You know you liked it," Roger said before April lightly smacked him. "Ouch!"
"You big flirt!"
"April, honey, it was before I knew you...honestly," Roger said, hugging her. April crossed her arms playfully, and Roger made puppy eyes at her. Alison's grin widened.
"Oh, don't play that game, Roger," she said, slipping her arms around his waist. "You so wanted me back then.
Roger rolled his eyes. "Suuuure, Muffy." Alison smiled and started to grope him.
"Oh, you love it!" she said, and Roger acted very surprised and out of character.
"Muffy! Really! You have a husband!" Benny had to smile at the sight of Alison molesting Roger, though; way back before April and Maureen, she was the only woman. Roger would flip up her dress and always make sexual innuendos to torture her, and she was finally getting some payback.
"Fine then," she said, bored. "Mark won't mind if I ravish him."
Mark looked up. "Wha?" He started blushing madly as Alison came up and started to tug his scarf lightly. "Er, A-alison, I don't think—"
"You don't think? Well, all the better then!" Roger snickered as the poor boy was getting overwhelmed by Alison, and Maureen chose that time to strut out.
"MUFFY!" she squealed, and then stopped. "...Muffy, just what are you doing with my boyfriend?" she asked, and Mark stuttered to get out a reply.
Alison, however, beat Mark to the punch, her hand in his hair. "Oh, Maureen, didn't you hear? Marky's my sex muffin." Maureen looked at Mark, shocked.
"Mark...is this true?" Poor April wasn't in on the joke; Alison would always hug Mark when Roger would try and molest her, and say that Mark would be her protector. Benny and Collins would laugh as Mark blushed madly and Roger would say, "Really, Mark? All right then. You and me, pistols at midnight. We'll see who gets Muffy once and for all!" When Maureen came around, the same routine happened, but with a new twist. When Alison went to Mark, Maureen would jump on Roger, and say, "Well, fine! If you're going to steal my boyfriend, I'll just sex up Roger! Because we all know you looooove him." And they would mock-fight, Collins eventually breaking it all up by saying. "Alright, women, back to your men," and they would laugh.
"N-no, Maureen," Mark stuttered, his cheeks a deep scarlet. Maureen flipped her hair.
"Oh, I understand. You love me until Muffy comes along, and then you get caught up with her again!" She walked over to Benny, and hugged him. "I'll just steal your husband, biotch!" the diva yelled to Alison, sticking her tongue out. "We're going to have an affair. Did you hear that? An affair. A hot steamy affair full of SEX." April looked up at Roger, utterly confused and worried.
"Roger, what's going on?" she said, her tone obviously concerned. Roger just laughed and kissed the top of her head.
"Don't worry, babe, I'll settle this." And he walked between the two pairs as Alison was slipping her hands up Mark's shirt (with Mark trying to shove her hands back down and having no success), and as Maureen was saying to Benny, "You know, I've always had a thing for men with bald heads." Roger announced, "Alright! Women! Back to your men!" And so the girls parted and went back to their men. As Alison passed Roger, he flipped up her skirt.
She whirled around. "Don't make me kick you in the balls, Roger. Because I will make sure you won't be able to procreate if I do." Roger just grinned at her.
"Then we wouldn't have any fucking sexy babies, Muffy, and you know that you really do want to have babies with me and not Benny."
Alison raised an eyebrow. "Why wouldn't I want to have children with Benny?"
"Because they wouldn't grow up to have tantalizing good looks, that's why." Alison laughed and went over to Benny, hugging him.
"I'm afraid I'll just have to take the chance that my children won't have tantalizing good looks, then. Sorry, Roger," she said, and Benny kissed her on the cheek.
"That's why I love you, babe."
Roger shrugged. "Fine! April's my girl anyway," he said, and turned around to his girl giving him a stern look. "What?"
"You're flipping other girls skirts." Roger smiled.
"Baby, I would flip your skirt any day of the week." She laughed as he kissed her.
"Oh, okay," April replied. "Because you know it's been my dream for you to flip up my skirt."
Roger pouted. "Oh, but right now it's no fun because you have shorts underneath."
"I can take them off later." Roger growled playfully.
"Oooh. I'll bring the handcuffs." Mark gagged behind them.
"Okay, too much information," the film maker said, and the musician turned to raise a lazy eyebrow at his friend.
"Too much information is hearing passionate screams all night from your wall," Roger retorted, and Mark felt like his face was on fire.
Alison blinked. "Marky? My Marky, having sex?"
"I'm glad you think it's impossible," Mark muttered, but before Alison could manage an apology, Roger spoke up, as always.
"Every fucking night. You wouldn't think it, but that boy is frickin' sex under that scarf." Mark looked to the floor as Maureen kissed him. Alison smiled.
"Oooh, catching up for all those lost years, eh, Mark?"
"And then some," Maureen added, smiling.
"And for some odd reason, I've been without sex for at these, like, three days now," Roger pouted.
"Oh, jesus. Roger, God's natural sex toy, is without sex for three days?" April taunted. "The world must be coming to an end."
"It only comes to an end if I don't get fucked by the four day," Roger smiled, grinning, "so we still have time to save the world, baby."
Alison rolled her eyes. "Okay, Roger, enough with your bad sexual come-ons."
"Hey, at least they get me the sex," Roger said, raising an eyebrow.
Benny hugged Alison, and smiled. "Alright you two, let's just go get Collins already. I need someone to talk to while you verbally spar with Roger, like usual."
"Oh, you didn't know, Benny?" Roger said as they were going out the door. "All the sparring before this was actually foreplay between Muffy and I." The door shut, and if one was still inside, they could probably hear Roger cry out in protest, "OW! Muffy, you almost hit my balls!"
Some Collins next chapter, and we're on our way to the end, children. It's just several chapters away! Several.
