The Witch King of Angmar
"Do you know when he's going to wake, Bonzo? I mean, that apple must have really knocked him out."
"Im not sure, but it better be soon. When Faramir said he was going to attack him, I didnt think he would use an apple."
The Witch King slowly opened his eyes. "Where am I?"
Bonzo and an unfamiliar horse came into view.
"WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS THAT WOMAN?"
"Errr." Bonzo kicked at the ground. "You mean Tyra?"
"YES!" Witchy sprung up and pulled out his dagger.
To his surprise, Bonzo and the other horse flipped onto their backs and started laughing.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That wasn't really Tyra! It was Philip here, playing a joke on you!"
The Witch King sat down in confusion. "Philip?"
The stranger horse stuck out his hoove, as if he expected the Witch King to shake it. As if.
"That would be me. Im an old friend of Bonzo's. I've been recently overseas in a country called Narnia, working with a troubled king named Edmund. Fortunetly, he disappeared into a place they call 'Spare Oom', and I was sent back here. Bonzo told me that you needed to lighten up a bit since this task is a little hard for you."
The Witch King was offended. "Hard? For moi? Why, I can do anything, and without your help! What time is it Bonzo?"
Bonzo checked his watch. "It's noon. You have about 4 hours left to get that ice cream."
"AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH!"
And so, the Witch King, Bonzo, and their half new friend, half old friend, Philip, went on their journey to find ice cream(Mango flavoured, to be exact.)
Suddenly(They've only been walking for about 3 seconds), they came to a fork in the road.
"Which way should we go?"
Philip read the sign. "Well, it says to go left if you want to go to the Shire, and right to fall into an evil trap that could ever possibly stall you from arriving at Sauron's place at 4 o'clock with the ice cream."
The Witch King pondered this.
"We're going right."
Bonzo and Philip were astounded. "Are you serious?"
Witchy laughed. "Of course! Didn't you know? Left...stands for loser! And right, is, well, right!"
Bonzo sighed. "I can't believe I got myself into this mess."
Philip also sighed. "I can't believe I let Edmund out of my sight!"
