Cody was sweating as if he was in Louisiana, or in a steam room at seeing a couple of pictures that looked like him with human Loona. Despite how serious this was, he didn't want to make a scene in front of these witnesses who were just eating their food.

"Well, I don't know about you," Cody said. "But that looks like me with the girl who saved me from the fire.

"Oh come on." said Agent One. "Don't play us for morons, kid. This girl is actually a demon and she can disguise herself as a human."

"A demon?" said Cody. "She... she saved me from a fire."

Both the agents were no longer falling for Cody's act. "a demon saving you?" aaid Agent Two. "Demons are nothing but evil, cocksucking monsters. No good can come out of them."

"Just associating with these creatures is just bad luck and a wicked omen to all who try to interact with one. They gave us quite a bit of grief at our headquarters." said Agent One. "But we probably told you that already."

"Look, I'm just a little kid and just want to live a normal life." Cody tried to sound defensive. Jeez you guys are nosy."

"We get that a lot." Agent Two narrowed her eyes in a flat voice. "But we're only trying to help you out here, and trying to rid the world of vermin."

"Then why would Loona save me?" said Cody. "So she can eat me as her next meal?"

Loona, on the other side of the window still looked worried about the kid, wanted so badly to rush to his aid, but she didn't want to arouse any more suspicion to more people. She hate to see her new friend put in danger like this, but she decided to wait until in case these agents used force on him.

"You guys are just crazy." said Cody. "You can't just mind your own businesses."

"We see what's going on." said Agent One.

"Yeah, after hanging out with these demons so much, they have corrupted your mind." said Agent Two. "Like we said, we're just trying to help ya out."

"I'm not corrupted." said Cody. He pulled out his cross to prove it. "If I was, then I would not still have this on me, you boneheads."

Narrowing their eyes, these guys didn't really have any more pretense at warmth. "What is I.M.P up to?" said the first agent in a curt voice.

"And what do they do when they're not killing people up here on Earth?" asked Agent Two, just as curt as her partner.

Cody tried to look as brave as possible. "I honestly don't know what they do."

"And you still wouldn't tell us if you did know, right?"

"Nope." Cody said flatly.

The agents looked annoyed and Agent Two noted: "I see. Looks like we will just have to find other ways to find out what those fuckheads are up to."

"And know this," the first agent gave him the "I'm watching you" gesture before continuing, "We got our eye on you."

"And like we said: we're just trying to save you." Agent Two said. "You seem to think we don't care about you or the people of the Earth. We are God's helpers."

"You know, crazy fuckers throughout history had said the same thing. Or similar." said a female voice behind the two agents. Both of them looked them and there was Loona in her human form, looking menacing and threatening as possible. "We have no idea what you're talking about you crazy retards. Now leave him alone and get fucking lost." she narrowed her red eyes

The two agents immediately recognized her from the agency (mostly from her clothes), and snarled at her. "You again!" said Agent One.

"Recognize a demon's stench anywhere." said Agent Two.

"Hey hey hey, no one's fighting in my restaurant today." said the general manager of this Five Guys establishment. "I've heard about you demon hunters." he pointed at the D.H.O.R.K agents now, "And you're crazier than my transgender sister." he then pulled out his work phone. "So I am going to ask you to get out of here and stop scaring my customers before I call the police." The two agents looked around and saw the other customers staring at them, and grew frustrated.

Agent One then said to Loona, "You're lucky that there are all these witnesses here, demon. But this isn't over."

"Whatever you weirdo." Loona rolled her eyes. "It's over when the fat lady has burped... is it?"

"Sung." Cody corrected

"Right."

Begrudgingly, the two agents walked out of the restaurant and the other customers looked baffled and confused.

"Never mind them everyone." Loona said. "Those guys are just crazy."

Everyone in the restaurant agreed with her and just went back to their food. "What is wrong with those guys?"

"Like I said, Cody; they're crazy. They belong in the nuthouse."

"Why don't doctors give them a lobotomy?" asked Cody while rolling his eyes

Loona made a small laugh and said: "I know. that's actually a good idea."


Two days have passed, and surprisingly, those so-called "Demon slayers" haven't pestered or bothered Cody at all. Sounds like a lucky break for the poor innocent boy. Alas, Cody didn't even want to think about those turds anyway. If those fucktards do get lobotomies, Cody and his demon friends will be the luckiest kind of beings in the universe. Despite that, Satan's own party in his castle was about to begin thirty minutes, and Cody was in a normal getup while Loona was in a small strapless dress with black on it and a skull imprinted at the center, right under her breasts

Blitzo wanted to do it casually and wore a nice tuxedo, even though Satan's soirees can be a little chaotic. Loona also had some black leggings under her dress and Cody flustered a little bit. "Wow Loona, you look beautiful." said the boy.

Loona flushed and said: "Thanks kiddo." then she hugged him, in-btween her breasts. "Does it look nice?"

"Really nice." Cody remarked.

Blitzo readied his fancy bowtie and said: "Everyone ready to go crash Satan's crib?"

"We're not going to ruin it, are we?" Cody said. "You know I'm going over there because Charlie wants me to come, right?"

"Yes yes yes, i know that." said Blitzo. "I was being figurative when I said 'Crash' the party."

"Just be careful when we're over there." Loona said to Cody.

"Don't you worry Loona, I'll take it easy with the drink-"

"Not you." Loona rudely remarked to his adopted father. "The kid."

"Oh right. Well, you know how careful he is."

"Yeah Loona. I get it; not every demon down here is going to be my friend and might want to eat me. But that's where you and the guys come in. And Charlie and Vaggie when needed. Besides, Tex is going to be at the party."

Loona flushed at hearing that name. "True. Nothing can get past that living rock wall." then she put Cody down on the ground. "At least Satan likes you... or has some interest in you."

"And Queen Lilith." Cody pointed. "And Charlie won't let her dad do anything bad to me."

"Yeah. Thank god for that." said Loona. "If anyone has to use the bathroom, now's a good time before we leave the party."

Cody went to pee and was sitting in the backseat of Blitzo's van, with the imp driving and Loona in the shotgun seat. Heavy metal music blared in the van and it was a very fast drive. There are no speed limits in the highway to hell after all, so it didn't matter how fast Blitzo was going. As a matter of fact; Blitzo already ran over and killed three demons who were just jaywalking. Moxxie, Millie, and Tex were just outside the chateau and were happy to see Cody.

Moxxie and Millie went up to the kid and Moxxie asked: "Are you feeling ok, Cody?"

"Just fine, Moxxie." Cody smiled

"Good." said Vortex.

"Isn't his exciting?" said Millie. "Being in a party with Satan and company, Cody? I've always wanted to come here! I hear it's so much fun!"

"If it's the king of all Hell," said Loona, "Anything's possible."

The group all went to the front door and there was Satan, but not in his usual fancy attire, but in a leather jacket and blue jeans. he was wearing no shirt under his jacket, revealing his bare but muscular torso. "Ah, Cody, company." he said in his charming voice. "So glad you can all make it."

"Hello, your majesty." said Cody, sounding a little nervous. "Are you sure I won't ruin the party?"

"Come on. The more guests the merrier. That, and mostly because my daughter likes you a great deal as mentioned before."

Loona gave him the "I'm watching you" gesture to the king. "If you try anything funny on the kid, I swear-"

"Don't worry, dear." said Satan. "You have my word as the king that I will not harm him in any way." he stood aside to the right and waved his left arm in a majestic, regal manner. "Aprez-vous mes amis. Bienvenue a la fete."

Everything in the mansion looked nice and the sound of heavy metal music blared once they all set foot inside the castle. The lights were blaring and the food on the tables were ready to be served. Cody was so amazed by how awesome this looked. He had never been to a party like this one before. Not since the humane society donation fundraiser in his school months ago. "Wow." Cody admired.

"You said it, Cody." Tex agreed. "This looks better than my Eclipse' parties. Oh, don't tell her I said that though."

"I won't."

"Wow, I can't believe we've never been to this kind of party." said Millie, also in awe. "Can ya believe we're in this kind of party, sweetie?" she looked at Moxxie now.

"I know, Millie. It's a dream come true." Moxxie smiled. "Let's see Fizarolli and Asmodeus beat this kind of party."

"It will make them shit their pants." Blitzo pointed.

"Well Cody, Just be careful in here." Loona said.

"I will."

Loona then put her hands on his shoulders the kids' shoulders and looked worried about him. "I mean it, please be careful."

Cody was rather touched that a surly hellhound like Loona cared so much about him like this. "I promise, Loona. Besides, the guys are here."

"Yeah, if any bad demons tries to hurt or eat you, they'll have to go through me." Tex flexed his muscles.

"And me." Moxxie pulled out some revolvers and put them in his back pockets.

"Me too, sweetie." Millie pulled out her favorite, signature battle ax.

"We'll be there." Blitzo pulled out his signature pistols as well. "But I'm sure you'll be fine in here. If there's any problem, come to us."

"I will guys, thank you. You know, D.H.O.R.K was asking me questions when me and Loona were eating at Five Guys and... they might be on to me. They said they got their eye on me, and demons had no hearts."

"Well that is a big, fat lie, Cody." said Loona. "We do have hearts and... I do care about you." she gave him a hug to show it, along with Moxxie, Millie, Tex (who picked everyone up with his immense strength), and Blitzo joined in. Cody felt like crying at see how much these demons seemed to love or care about him so much. He felt lucky to meet these demons (believe it or not). Yes, he can always count on them if any help or guidance would be needed.

"Thanks guys." Cody said. He felt Tex put him down and the rest of his friend break their hug on him. As minutes went by, more guests came in and Cody was looking through one of Satan's red stain-glassed windows like a church would have, and it looked rather nice.

"There you are, Cody." said a familiar voice. It was Charlie, who was in a red dress, looking happy to see her new friend. "Glad you can make it to the party."

"Happy to be here, Charlie."

"You'll love this party, trust me."

Vaggie came from downstairs and was wearing a white, strapless dress, looking beautiful. "Hi Cody."

"Hi Vaggie."

"You going to have fun at the party?"

"I'll try. And I'm glad it's not the pop music played on Earth playing. I love the heavy metal music being played." he smiled

"Same here." Vaggie mentioned. "Metal is a thing here. Minus Verosika and her posse."

"Oh, that's right!" Cody gasped. "What if she comes here?" then he looked angry. "I don't want to see that stupid bitch here any time soon."

"Easy Cody." said Vaggie. "Satan doesn't like her music either so I doubt he invited her on the list."

"Yeah, although she doesn't seem that bad." Charlie admitted

"Not that bad?" said Cody. "She kidnapped me!"

"I know, I know, but maybe there's more to her. Maybe she could be a sinner demon."

"Pfft, I doubt it." said Cody. "She deserves to fade from existence or fade into oblivion."

"Whoa whoa whoa." Charlie calmed him down. "Let's not get too mad and let's enjoy the party."

Cody took a small breath and closed his eyes. "You're right." As more and more guests came in, it made Cody a little more nervous, but he realized that his friends were here, and Charlie is a guest of honor since she is the Dark Lord's daughter. Many demons came in from many shapes and sizes from hellhounds to many other kinds of demons inhabiting Hell. Cody was eating a hot dog that tasted rather good from hell-hogs and while he was eating, a couple of large figures came from behind him and it revealed to be more five large hellhounds. The leader was in a leather jacket with white fure, the second in brown, the third in blonde, the fourth in grey, and the fifth was all black as the night.

All of them had the same kind of eyes as Loona and Vortex and they looked like trouble. "Well, look at this half-pint." said the leader. "You lost, little man?" he gave a smirk

"No. I'm with I.M.P" Cody tried to sound calm.

"Ah, those assassins huh?" said the second one.

"We've heard of them a good deal, kid." said the third one.

"Say," said the leader, "I wonder what human tastes like." The five brutes gave small laughs and the leader picked up Cody by his right arm. "Nothing personal, we're just feeling like eating human flesh."

"No! No!" Cody pleaded. "I'm don't taste good!"

"That's what they always say." the fourth male hellhound noted

"Yet they tasted so yummy." the fifth one added

"No! Please! I want to live!" Cody screamed

"Hey!" said Loona, coming in from behind. "Why don't you overgrown pieces of shit pick on someone your own size?"

"Oooh, hey there beautiful." said the second hellhound goon.

"You come here alone by any chance? the third one said.

"Leave the kid alone or else." Loona snarled at the brutes.

"Or what, sweetheart? what are you gonna do? give us head until we die?" said the leader.

Loona just became more angry at these guys and narrowed her eyes. "OK, you asked for it." she un-crossed her arms and didn't do anything for a few long seconds, but then, in a very fast swipe of her leg, Loona kicked the leader in the crotch so hard, making him drop Cody and making the kid land on his feet and run away like a scared rat.

The ringleader of this group let out a groan of pain as he keeled over. "Jax!" his cohorts exclaimed in surprise

They all looked angry and snarled like rabid wolves. They all charged at Loona all at once but the female hellhound was faster than these fuckers and she performed athletic jumps ahd flips evading some fists and grabs from these guys.

Some other demons went to see what the commotion was all about. Loona kicked the fourth hellhound in the face, making his nose bleed and clawed at the fifth one's chest with a loud "Shing!" sound heard.

The third one tried to attack, but was thrown into a table after Loona jabbed his eyes with her two fingers like the Three Stooges.
"Now, you better get the fuck out of her or else!" Loona said.
"What is going on?" asked Charlie, coming to the scene.
"Thoae guys tried to eat me." Cody pointed.
"What?" said Charlie. She looked as mad as Loona was against these five goons. "You guys get out of here."
"Or what princess?" asked the first hellhound?"
"Or you will have to deal with me." said Satan from behind the group, turning into his monstrous form.
All five of them were obviously scared shitless by this and they all ran out of the castle.
"Cody, you ok?" asked Loona.
"I'm fine, Loona. Thanks to you."
Loona smiled and wanted to hug him, but not in front of these witnesses and she liked to play it cool and decided to wait until after the party.
Alas, she was glad her human friend was alright.