Itty-bitty one shot. Enjoy~


"Birdie, Toga wants you to watch tik tok with her again. Don't ask me why she had me call you. Also, Twice wants Cheez-Its so go get those first," Dabi's voice said over the burner phone. Hawks was still in bed, which would be frowned upon by pretty much everyone, but he felt like absolute shit. His wings ached, his head throbbed, and he felt like he was going to vomit.

Despite all that, he was binge eating a whole bag of microwaveable chicken nuggets, the only easy source of chicken he had. He had an entire glass bowl of ketchup in his lap, and had even brought the microwave into his bedroom and set it up on his bed stand so he could have an endless source.

Until he would eventually run out and the large freezer bag was empty. "I'm not leaving the house today," Hawks replied honestly, not saying he was sorry because he felt he deserved a sick day after three yeras of non-stop heroing, and now villaining. Not that he had a say about either one. Dabi was silent for a bit and Hawks didn't know what to expect.

"The fuck's wrong with you, then?" Dabi wasn't good with feelings, but Hawks knew he was concerned despite his choice of flippant words.

"I dunno. I feel like shit. So I'm taking a day off, fuck anyone who protests," he replied. He was watching TV, it on mute but he was still reading subtitles, not wholly focused on the phone call.

"Well, now I have to go to and tell Toga no, so thanks a lot."

"You're welcome. The 7-11 closest to the FroYo shop has the least security cameras. Go get some Cheez-Its," Hawks said.

There was a smirk in Dabi's voice. "Nah, nobody actually wanted Cheez-its. I just wanted you to be the cute errand boy again."

"Fuck off and leave me to my chicken nuggets," Hawks said and hung up. He put the phone on silent, made a new batch of chicken nuggets, unmuted his K-Drama and then indulged in his god given right to a sick day.